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super pr*xy
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one for the ladies

He said... I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said ...You wear pants don't you?


He said ...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A. Both of them.


Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A. The bonds mature.


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.


Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.


Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.


Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

A. They're married.



Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."


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nice thumb up

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Sweet Sacrifice
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eek!!!! laughing hehehehe I like this one :

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends

laughing out loud laughing....I should tell it to my friend jessie he is gay, but very nice and silly.he would laugh at it.

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laughing out loud


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super pr*xy
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i guess the guys don't like my new thread...


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thats because they know its true..well for MOST guys not all of them wink

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that was all jokes... except for the toilet paper thing.


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its not all true, some of us are nice decent and straight


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yeah key word being 'some'

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im nice decent and straight yes

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some is better than none, like all women are great?


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BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!!!


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afraid of the truth?


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Women are way worse than men


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not always, but women tend to think men are shallow emotionally void idiots


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Which is not true at all. Theres a lot of things that women do thats way worse then what men do.


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true, u ever see two women fight? ugly...


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Which is not true at all. Theres a lot of things that women do thats way worse then what men do.


like squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube.


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ooh, wrong, i actually start at the bottom, see some of us have common sense


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