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I am training to be a teacher and I had my first experiences with having classes yesterday.

Basically I was given 8 classes to cover for teachers who were out sick etc.Now most of the classes were fine with the odd mouthy or cheeky student in it.I handled that fine.

But there was this one class I took for Science,the second years who were aged about 14 or so.And they were the cheekiest,nosiest little bastards ever.Threatening them with punishment didnt work,throwing one of them out didnt work.They were just the most misbehaved little brats I ever met

Any teachers here who have classes like that?? How do you handle them??

im a mouthy, cheeky student

I'm going into training, I have no idea when. I'm still trying to decide which age group

But I get that, I am inclined toward middle school age because I don't think I could handle teen angst in high school.

You should be so proud.

my teachers make us all stay after school and clean the classroom.that incudes:cleaning the chalk board, sweeeping,dissenfecting desks,vaccuming,and cleaning the windows.on top of that we usually get a few days detention too.

You get to choose the age?? So lucky.We can get between 13-18 year olds

my teacher called me a dumbass

Lie to them and say they all have detention, and at the end of class, don't actually give them detention, pretend like you forgot.

Then the fear is still there.

Tried that.I told 2 of them they were to stay behind after class cos I was gonna take them to the principal.They didnt care

Oh no, I mean here our schools are separated into three, ages 5-7/8, then 8/9-11/12, then 12-16, approx. So I don't want to teach the youngest, I would like the classes to have a little more individuality and viewpoint, but I doubt I could handle the teens. So, I'm trying to decide which school I would work at should I qualify.

Man, you had one freaking bad class.

lol. thats funny. once, when the teachers were all out buying therre lunches, me and three of my friends snuck into the staff room and spraypainted then walls with the names of our fave bands.

12-16 would be the toughest I'd say.

LMAO!

Ok if I was a teacher and came back and saw that I would laugh

umm, the heads didnt think it was funny...

Lol. That's pretty good.

What I like about our school is teachers give students respect. When that happens, I automatically give respect back. But when a teacher tries to act like he/she is "better", I like to get her/him really, really pissed.

well, technically, you know..the teacher is better.............but that doesnt mean they shouldnt respect you any way..

*pats head*

I love that you have this wonderful outlook on life

lol.

If you told them no talking at the start of the period then it's no wonder they played up, us teenagers can't go without talking. What country are you in anyway?

You should say to them 'I don't mind if talk so long as you keep the noise level down, if your good we'll stop fifteen minutes until the end of the period and have a brake.'

Try not to be mean or set too much work. Pretty much, if you don't bother and anoy them then they won't do it to you.

I tried to be nice but they tried to walk all over me.They were just little asses!!!!

heh heh heh sounds like my old school

i really dont remember what our teachers did to make them behave...hmm, i remember my english teacher would make people sit in the hall, my science teacher did that too, in math, my teacher would make them wright what ever they said, didnt matter how long what ever the said was, a coupel hundred times. she would also make these little treaties with the bad behavers, and if they were quite and didnt say a word with out raiseing their hands for a week, they would get to sit in her swivel chair for a week and the whole class would get candy.

I've made 6 teachers cry, and one quit

heh, sounds like me at that age, question, did they steal your eraser and throw it around the room, write on the board, ruler baseball? any of those? well, tell me what they do, and ill tell you how to handle it.... i cant believe im helping a teacher....

lol, sounds like me too, my friends i made my spanish teacher almost punch me, we put that man threw hell, and i still got an B+ in his class

Well I'm not a teacher but I know from my *ahem* "experience" in the public school system that 14 year olds are always the worst. Weird, they invariably mellow out once they hit 15.

LOL no nothing like that.They just wouldnt shut up and pay attention.They kept asking me stupid personal questions,and pretending they didnt have their science books etc

mellow out? seems like you didnt get that much experience, they're worse at 15,

o they were just playing with you cause you were the subsitute
my class did that all the time with the science sub, she was a really slow lady and the guys whould always swap names

ahh, well, start a conversation, try embarresing them in front of the class, but DO NOT single out one person, just the first that talks to you, ask him things like how old is he, has he ever had sex, does he still sleep with his mom, really embarresing things like that,

at the end of eight grade my spanish teacher was in tears 4 times, I failed that class straight from 6th grade to 8th grade.

Heh heh, brings back fond memories

Most kids at that age are terrible to substitute teachers... It's like a game to them, there's this guy named Mr. Shminke (pronounced "shminky" who does a lot of subbing for music classes around here. Everybody who takes band or orchestra in school knows about this man. And the kids who get him as a substitute teacher have little competitions about whose class pissed him off more... My friend's middle school band class wins hands down, he went into his office and cried, and never went back to that school since.

We were so cruel back then

Geez I dont think its appropriate for me to start asking 14 year olds have they had sex

But the embarassing idea may work.

there was something like that at my school, with this subsutute teacher named mrs.davis, people would see how much they could annoy her and stuff...she was actually kind of scary because she looked like micheal jackson

LOL

I say I dont have my books because I'm to lazy to take them out of my backpack.

Go SlipknoT! I've only made two cry and another one screamed and walked out of the room. Never made one quit though

ahh, the old name switch, i hade a good multiple, they changed ever time , some of mine for the retarded teachers were hugh jas, Joe M. Ma (joe mamma) and fore the smart teachers actual names, but odd last names, like Steven Mcsmittyjew (some of them werent that smart) but always have an attendance sheet

im giving info to the enemy, NO! thats treason! i shall not say anymore

I called her a fatass muffdiver. but it was just me that made her quit, I had help from a few of my friend

you still have done more than i have. blue_bandana

I tryed to light her desk of fire with a bunson burner

all my 2nd grade teacher did was scream
if people just touched the slighest nerve on her, she would just go out in the hall and scream, and the 8th graders on the far wing could hear her

some guys in my science class but part of their disected starfish in my teachers lunch box

Whats the meanest thing you've done to a teacher? Mine would be walking into her room during 0 hour when she wasn't there and dumping a box of worms all over her desk. I heard shreiks from the other side of the school.

I personally would beat the sh*t out of them. That's why I can't be a full time teacher. You are much braver than I am. Good luck.

heh, i did that once, almost spilled some chemicals, didnt know what they were so im glad i didnt spill em, it would have been an explosion.....anyway, let me list what ive done to some of the sub teachers this year, since september

lets see:

hiit the gym teacher in the balls with a soccer ball
threw a n eraser at the teachers face, she had a white line all across her face
stole my math teachers phone and called his girfriend, which, to tell the truth sounded hot (the guy was twenty something)

threw some chocholate milk at the chalk board

light a cig and stuck it in his breifcase

classic spitballs

dressed up in all black and put on a ski mask, (the guy was a retired cop) and took out a rubber (but realistic) knife during his lunch break, kept running into the room screaming, trashed it, and ran out before getting caught

thats all i can think of for now, but ill update it when more comes to me

I wouldnt do that, we have numbers.

LOL thanks

Your only part time then?

i punched my pe teacher one time cause he was being an @ss as usual to me

numbers?

you did that too?

wow, thats so cold hearted

there are more of us then there are of him

lol, ever play punch for punch and bare knuckle boxing with your gym teacher? (this was after school, not during) got my ass kicked, but hurt him too

I bet I could have taken your gym teacher, how big was he?

Man, I taught a summer course and the students were such little sh*ts the first couple of days that I could have taken them all on at the same time. Teachers have restraint, like you wouldn't believe. I dare you to f*ck with a teacher after they don't teach you any more.

mine's a former wrestler.

yes, i was the only one that had the balls to do all of those, but my friends thought up the plan, i hid something in each of my friends bags (gloves, mask, shirt, pants, knife) then threw all of the shit outside the window when i was done, and got back to lunch in time to finish my pudding pudding is what i usually eat for lunch, nothing else, easy to eat, fast to eat, and YUMMY!

but I'm bigger then all my teachers

I just taught an animation summer course for sixth graders. Pure hell, until I yelled so loud, I hurt my own ears.

he was like 6 foot 5 and 230 pounds. and i was 15, i think i couldve take him now, but, he got fired, he was caught stealing shit from the teachers lounge, and broke the candy machine cause it stole his dollar

I love pudding! droolio

teachers are evil

I'd have a fighting chance

I did that once and got away scot free.

*police sirens in background* DAMN!

i found out that teachers feed off your fear, no fear, no feed, you drive tehm crazy and teach THEM a lesson....

Some times it's not all about size. It's the rage that wells up in the pit of your soul. Only the type of rage that is produced from some punk pushing your buttons, when you're trying to expand their mind.

they'll leave you alone is you stand your ground and dont back down

yes, size isnt everything, though it does help, thats why i use my mind to fight mostly, i taken out kids that were twice my weight, by planning things out, and if that fails, you make friends with the toughest people you can find just for backup.... you dont ***** around just to get your friends to do all the work, thats only if all else fails...

The first time I made a teacher back away was in second grade when I threatened to jump her.

well, its not like i try to annoy my teachers

Oh, nevermind then

I've never lost any of the fights I've been in, but there is this kid thats an ass and I think I might fight him and he's tall but really skinny.

how many fights have you actually been in? i mean, you must be looking for trouble, which is what usually what the dumbasses i fight are looking for, soon enough, your gonna lose, badly

Ha!!

Any teacher that would back down from a second grader doesn't need to be a teacher.

I got a 350 pound black chick on my side so I'm good to go! But seriously, I have a lot of huge friends.

I've only been in 5 but I only started 1.

Neither have I. That's why I can't be a teacher. It'd be too hard to restrain myself.

12 and I started 0. Me and my friends lost 2.

wow, a 350 pound black girl..... i dont want to start a fight with you, unless of course you call me a gay internet wankster again, then i might be forced to..

She might hit 400 soon. She eats a whole pizza in 7th hour every week.

i havent lost one yet, cause i have ties with almost every person in my school, i can get help anywhere, even that gym teacher, he doesnt live far from the school, so if i even come close to losing in school, i will win eventually


funny thing though, we have our own place where fights go down, "the forbidden hallway" as we call it, when theres a fight, we pass a note during class, so its kinda like our own arena

Damn!

I ate a whole pizza today................

thats not gonna be good for you or her, cause if she gets sick, your defenceless, so make her join slim fast!

She picks off the peperoni and will sometimes give me a slice

gee she sounds nice

She is nice.... to her friends at least. She just smells bad. Thats all.

yeah, that will save her! keep doing that! shell be slim in no time!!!!


on a serious note, you should really tell her about her problem, try and help her out... and if she gets pissed, RUN BEFORE GODZILLA EATS YOU!


lol, im just kidding,

raven guardia almost kicked my ass just now.. now i cant go back to teh sisterhood!

Don't worry about that freeze dried bitc.h. She can burn in hell. I hate her!

hey, she was nice to me before, i guess it was my fault, and yet, i have an urge to pimp slap everyone in the sisterhoood...

why do you hate her

...then do it.

Cause she's always sticking up for people who I get in fights with claiming that they are her friends when in truth, nobody likes ths ****! She's always in my face when I'm arguing with people like a minion from a video game who just wont die and they're not a challenge to make fun of. They're just annoying and I wish she would just burn in hell!

*pimp slaps dc* *does teh same fro rob raven guardia, and everyone else that posted there besides me*

gee, thanks

you should make peace with her

hell no. good night