Sarsaparilla
Nowadays, girls anywhere between 13-16 are all obsessed with such mainstream things that they are duped into thinking is original. Such as:
Attitude Clothing: Has anyone seen the shirt that says "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same"? What kind of bullshit is this?? The shirt should say "I laugh at you because I think I'm different, when really I'm all the same." Here's a tip, girls: If you want to be different, DON'T BUY CLOTHES FROM THE MALL! Wanna know why? Because you and 2,000 other shoppers got the same idea!
The other day I went to what was supposed to be a hardcore show, and I noticed 5 people in a 60'x60' room had the same shirt. Where had I previously seen this shirt? Hmm..OH YES! The Mall.
You're not cool, and you're not original.
Music: In this new millennium, there are many different kinds of music. One of which is called "punk". Sure punk has been around, but this new atrocity that has been dubbed "punk" is nothing but the new generation's rebuttal to the 90's "Boy Band" era. Are these so-called punk bands any different than the poppy Bubblegum music that they seek to destroy? No. Has our generation been duped into thinking it is? Of course.
If you are between the ages of 0-100 and you listen to anything along the lines of Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, or Avril Lavigne, you have bad taste in music.
Movies: If you're thinking that this is going to be anything like the above Music topic, leave now.
Today's movies have had their ups and downs. There have been blockbusters, box office flops, and IQ-reducers (and yes I do mean Gigli). One of today's blockbusters was the fabled Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Now this particular Trilogy was based off one of the greatest book series ever created. For the fans of the book before the movie, I commend you. For the fans of the movie that solely base their fan-ship on its hot, young actors (i.e. Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, etc.) go to hell. And while you're down there say hi to Ghandi for me.
Attitude Clothing: Has anyone seen the shirt that says "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same"? What kind of bullshit is this?? The shirt should say "I laugh at you because I think I'm different, when really I'm all the same." Here's a tip, girls: If you want to be different, DON'T BUY CLOTHES FROM THE MALL! Wanna know why? Because you and 2,000 other shoppers got the same idea!
The other day I went to what was supposed to be a hardcore show, and I noticed 5 people in a 60'x60' room had the same shirt. Where had I previously seen this shirt? Hmm..OH YES! The Mall.

Music: In this new millennium, there are many different kinds of music. One of which is called "punk". Sure punk has been around, but this new atrocity that has been dubbed "punk" is nothing but the new generation's rebuttal to the 90's "Boy Band" era. Are these so-called punk bands any different than the poppy Bubblegum music that they seek to destroy? No. Has our generation been duped into thinking it is? Of course.
If you are between the ages of 0-100 and you listen to anything along the lines of Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, or Avril Lavigne, you have bad taste in music.
Movies: If you're thinking that this is going to be anything like the above Music topic, leave now.
Today's movies have had their ups and downs. There have been blockbusters, box office flops, and IQ-reducers (and yes I do mean Gigli). One of today's blockbusters was the fabled Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Now this particular Trilogy was based off one of the greatest book series ever created. For the fans of the book before the movie, I commend you. For the fans of the movie that solely base their fan-ship on its hot, young actors (i.e. Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, etc.) go to hell. And while you're down there say hi to Ghandi for me.