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Redneck Zoo

What's the diff between a Yankee and Southern Zoo?

On a Yankee zoo cage it shows animal and scientific name in Latin.

On a Southern zoo it has name of the animal & the recipe

(Source: Redneck101.com)

You might be a redneck if your family tree only has one branch

You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.

If you make it a point to break the speed limit in reverse.....you might be a redneck.

If you think a 401-k is your mother-in-law's bra size.....you might be a redneck.

If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband....you might be a redneck.

If you think a barbarian is a librarian and a barber mixed....you might be a redneck.

these are all mine except for one.

Right its not great but what the hell

A guy goes to a football match on his own, he says to the person next to him "hey you wanna hear a great redneck joke?" the guy next to him replys "befor you do know that I am a redneck i'm 6 foot 4 and weigh 32 stone, the guy behind you is my brother he is a redneck he's 6 foot 3 and weighs 36 stone, the guy sitting next to you on the other side is my cousin he is 7 foot and weighs 37 stone"
The first guy says "no i wont bother dont want to repeat my self 3 times"

lol

you might be a redneck if your gunrack has a gunrack on it

You might be a redneck if you think the last line of the American National Anthym is: Gentlemen, start your engines! (Jeff Foxworthy, You're A Redneck If...)

I am the president of the United States! Where are your freedom fries? Heh heh!

What scares me is when I found out that my wife was taking private shotgun lessons. (Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar TV)

Jeff Foxworthy is the king.

You can all get a huge dose of redneck jokes on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour video or on the Comedy Central Blue Collar TV

"As long as there is a ditch on the side of the road in Lousiana, no cajun will ever go hungry." <- thats my favorite

You are a redneck if your a redneck.

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*gasps* OMMY GORSHNESS!!! IM A REDNECK!

Rednect Jokes r awesome because I come from a state where everyone uses them

If you drive your car through a metal detector and it doesnt go off.

If you've ever been caught liein, through your tooth.

If your idea of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pac.

If you've ever got away with stealin a weed eater from Wal-Mart.

If you decided it was a "Good idea" to paint a "H" on the top of your house cause you love helicopters.

how do you compliment a redneck girl?


nice tooth. swank

OMG! I LOVE BUG ZAPPERS!!!

Thats not a tooth!! See? Its a unchewed chicklett!

buuuggg zzzaaaappppaaa droolio

if your name is Nazgulinthedark you might been a redneck in a former life.

former life? i am a redneck

we must be related then lmao

hehehehe where are you from?

You might be a redneck if you have 5 trucks in the driveway but only 2 start.

Im from the great misunderstook state of confusion i mean alabama.

You might be a redneck if you like redneck jokes.