The Mouth of Sauron vs. The Witch King

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Thrain
Yes people, your old buddy thrain is back!

I will start a topic and it is simply who do you think would win in a battle against each other, the witch king or the mouth of sauron?

Thrain
if you are smart you'd pick the witch king!

Discos
yeah of course the witchking, but to most standards here I dont think some people would have read the book so they would wait for the EE tocome out before replying to this thread roll eyes (sarcastic)

Witchking for sure though, possibly any Nazgul would beat MOS.

Darth Sauron
The mouth of sauron, i think you mean the EYE

GOD!!!!!!

As if sauron has a mouth messed

Discos
lol your an idiot Chris.

I never know if your being sarcastic or just a complete dumbshit

Darth Sauron
Im just pointing out sauron never had a mouth, unless Thrains talking about that character in the cheap novelisation version of the films....talk about cashing in.....

Discos
the mouth of sauron, dude, the mouth of sauron!!

the little freakish thing which aragorn kills at the black gate.

Smodden
ahh...the mouth of sauron or wiki...

I'd have to say the witch king. big grin

I'm on sauron's side...Sauron indeed does NOT have a mouthmessed

stick out tongue cheeky Discos...no2
Fight!
eek!

Darth Sauron
The black thing aragorn kills at the black gate, ok Discos thats an Orc.

You have to pay attanetion wink

Nazgul lord
come on dudes how can you not remember he brings out frodo's mithril shirt and gives gandalf and the co-alition of middle earth the terms and conditions of sauron.

as for the question i have to say the witch king hands down

Discos
ah i see what you're doing, seeing as I've been away for a few months I come back and you're teasing me like a newbie......whatever guys wink

I'm so too cool for that shifty

I used to own this place, dont think I aint remembered the jewels you once gave me chris!!....oh how those jewels sparkle on my ebay gallery

Nazgulinthedark
what? he dies...i must have forgot to read that part cry

anywya, go witchy! witchy

Nazgul lord
yeah i'd say your right i know that darth knows who the mouth is.

Thrain
i would have to say teh ear or maybe the NOSE of sauron

Nazgulinthedark
nose of sauron stick out tongue yes...must stiff out suspesious odors in the orc army..uh oh! i think i smell crack! bad orc, bad! hehhe

Darth Sauron
Even sauron could not live through the smell of something that has both Crack and Orc in the title

Discos
haha you cheeky begger as usual.

Witchking was somewhat easily defeated, even with his ultimate powers taken away you would think he could block Eowyn's sword.

Thrain
what do u think orcs do in there spare time?......nevewr mind i think i'm just gonna get some nasty ass awnsers by u guys

The Inkeeper
course he wouldnt because

he is recoiling in pain at this knife in his leg
if he did and killed eowyn....then...whos gonna kill wiki? Story ended

Thrain
You Thought i was getting banned inkeeper well your wrong......i just got another warning........for the 6th time........in the same day.......damn.

The Inkeeper
Six warnings in a day?whip

Thrain
angel what are you talking about...i would never !

Thrain
o yeah and one more thing......I HATE LIL BITCHINESS.....shes like the thread patrol, but shes right about one thing under her icon how it says "i make boys cry".....yeah when she looks at them!paperbag3 laughing

Thorondor
You've never seen her before have you?

shaber
The Witch King.

Thrain
.....no, but i like don't really want too....its like i'm not gonna go to sleep tonight wondering what she looks like

Thorondor
Well before you actually see what she looks like i suggest you hold your tongue yes

Thrain
Eh,i've probably seen better...on a porn site or something

Thorondor
Because that's the only talent you'll ever see roll eyes (sarcastic)

Thrain
nah.......maybe.......no comment

lil bitchiness
Oh right, well im sick of this. I warned you, gave you plenty of chances - so this is it.

Goodbye.

Thorondor
*applauds

Raz
Please don't create VS threads. They aren't constructive at all.

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