A meteor is heading toward Earth. You only have two hours to live, what do you do?

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The Tired Hiker
I'd mix a dozen whiskey and Cokes, invite over several good friends, and watch 'The Big Lebowski'.

Baylin
thumb up

Telperaca
Or just watch the decent scenes from LotR stick out tongue

MornGlory
eat pizza pizza - with extra cheese - and some chocolate - make love to my boyfriend... and thats it... thats all i need

DarkSwordsLady
tell it 2 hurry up already

AvP
call the thunderbirds

MornGlory
the thunderbirds?? why -

AddictedToBoys
i would watch Armageddon (i think i spelled that right) because it is a really good movie

badboy2004
da dada da dada dada da da thunderbirds are go
i would **** ladygrim all over the world within the time limit of the meteor

Discos
I would "make love" to an extremly sexy women.

Get drunk with my buds and party down listening to some good old beats.

badboy2004
**** ladygrim right now until we can't do it anymore

Discos
lol here here.

I would also take my mam and dads very fast sports car and do some craxzy shit with it......GTA style.

badboy2004
**** my mum

Discos
ok thats sick.....i cast thee out.

badboy2004
but wud it be if u had 2 hours left of your ****ing life left

AvP
i'd just sit and play the PS2

badboy2004
i wud just sit around ****ing ladygrim

Discos
lol your weird dude.....and I like it.

2hrs left, I would have to get a rocket launcher or a helictopter with a minigun attached to it and blow some shit up.

AvP
can i join ya disco's

BakaXero
do everything i ever wanted to do... all those dangerous stunts in the movies....make love to different women... sorta like what james bond does...
you gonna die any way at least enjoy it

Candy Kisses
I would hurry to my Candyman's house and make sweeeet candy!


(if he forgave me)

AvP
i'd get to australia in lightspeed and **** misha until the damn thing hits

Candy Kisses
Ok this is pg-13 AvP

AvP
i'm sorry, forgive me, sad

um i would have tea round misha's

hows that, better? big grin

badboy2004
i wud use ladygrim as a sex machine for the next two hours that are left

Candy Kisses
EW! Badboy!

AvP
will you stop saying that, please buddy, or else you leave me no choice but to let loose some of my army to hunt you down.

AvP
eek! i just had an idea, i would get my pets to bring down a spaceship and i would take:

misha
shellie
BB
Diesel fan
candy kisses
SP
ladygrim
telpy
theal
trouble
nicci
canadian moose
saucybird
syren (thats all i'll ever know her as)
monkey nipples
DSL

and we would all go to my other planet to live with my army big grin

badboy2004
cool then i wud be with her for ever

Candy Kisses
NO! D-double or Raz! or Black dragon

badboy2004
no but diesels there

AvP
what do you mean sarah

Candy Kisses
Well if the world would end and im in a space ship! I need tohave my men with me! I would die of heartache if i cant have my doobs or my candyman! Or my Mori!

I mean who would adore me!

AvP
me shifty

badboy2004
me

Candy Kisses
okay leave me on earth to die! At least my men will be there!

AvP
OK, i'll bring them as well for ya

Telperaca
AvP!! If BlackDragon aint comming, neither am I stick out tongue!!

laughing out loud

AvP
OK, black dragon can come, its not my fault i don't know these people

Candy Kisses
He is now! I told him I would die for my men!

ClaraG
Eat all my favourite foods

AvP
i try and do things and you put them back in my face weep

Telperaca
CK > AvP makes me wonder about why he'd want to bring along ... you know who ... (the pm) sick

AvP
let me guess shifty BB eek!

Telperaca
D'uh!!

He's soo creepy, and weird, not in a good way...

AvP
i know he's weird, especially about ladygrim, are you on for the rest of the day babe

Drumdude1167
I would try to beat the meteor...when it hits I jump and the effects go underneath me.....hahaha....im the only one left...just me and the girl that plays marianne on the real gilligans island....BOTH of the girls that are marianne on the real gilligans island...mua hahahha

T.M
id get drunk big grin then do what Drumdude1167 is gonna do stick out tongue

Drumdude1167
it'll only work for me.....the marieannes will come after me....you can try to beat it, i only know the combination to the lock that holds the special jumping shoes.....no thats not it dont think about it.....

Jackie Malfoy
I go with Dark!I would say hurry up aready to it!And make sure I am with my boyfriend sharing one last kiss and holding hands until we are dead!LOL!JM

justjakk
i would have to used my time stall powers to stop time long enough for me to "have tea" with all the beautyful ladies of KMC and then i would stop the meteor, making it look like i killed myself. I would magically appear unscaived and have the love of all the ladies. Of course i would only take zippers as reward for my "heroic...lol heroic" actions. Actually what would happen when i got back is all the ladies of KMC would kill me for my "heroic..... lol heoric" deeds. LMAO

*Danii*
I would drink some diet vanilla coke. . . well, I'd do that anyway. . .
And listen to Master of Puppets by Metallica on my i-pod.

Sith Master X
I'd kiss my ass goodbye.

Df02
id spend my last 2 hours watching Sith Master try to kiss his own ass

Drumdude1167
id spend it watching Df02 watch Sith Master try to kiss his own ass....then i go and get with the girls who play maryanne on the Real gilligans island

Pyrofly
talk to a friend as usual

shaber
roll eyes (sarcastic)

justjakk
Lets see, if i couldnt use powers i would prolly watch Drumdude1167 watch Df02 watch Sith Master X kiss his own ass while i fondle my statue of Yuna from Final Fantasy X2

Drumdude1167
also i would try to suck one of my toes...never been able to do it

justjakk
unfortunately, i have been able to suck my toe since forever. dont waste your time dude. best thing you can do is get someone else to do it for ye.

ChickinMeat
i would mix myself up a gin&tonic, whip out my bass guitar, and attempt to play a sad yet noble tune.

or of course i would just cry like a little girl.

justjakk
cicken you wouldnt cry like a girl. youre manlier than that





















you would cry like a drunk little girl. lol

ChickinMeat
lol very true! a manly drunk little girl

Antoinette
I know this is bad..but I d have sex....and tell every guy who I liked how I felt

justjakk
i would ask you for more details lol

drunk_nazgul
I would freak out and hyperventilate, then maybe sin a lot and ask God for forgiveness...

justjakk
see your still a good guy naz. eventhough you would sin, you would stilll ask god for forgiveness

LordKerrigor
id **** anything that moved and hope it does hit lol

justjakk
thats a good thing too kerrigor. i will stay still. very very damm still

TheFilmProphet
A meteor is heading toward Earth. You only have two hours to live, what do you do?

I would Keep telling myself I only have two hours to live for two hours.

LanİeWindu™
I'd pop in a movie I've never seen before, just minutes before the meteor hits, then I'd have eternity to contimplate how the movie ended.

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud

Or maybe the Superbowl when the game is tied and there is 2 minutes left in the game.

LanİeWindu™
Depends on if the meteor is falling on that day at that exact time.

TiVO is no good for that.

CraSh OveRloaD
OMG! I would so Figure out where It would Hit the earth, go to ground Zero, Dress up as Wellie E. Coyote and Hold up a sign thats says "Uh Oh" When its about to hit.

LanİeWindu™
Classic

laughing

TheFilmProphet
I would point to the sky and say, "Woooooooow"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/590000/images/_590484_sky_300.jpg

LanİeWindu™
Oo and Ahh

TheFilmProphet
Then this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/590000/images/_590484_impact_150.jpg

LanİeWindu™
"It's so prettiful."

"I wonder what it is."

or my all time favorite.

"Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

TheFilmProphet
My favorite would be, "Look mom! just like in the movies!"

LanİeWindu™
Where's Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck when you need them?

TheFilmProphet
They are still running away from the rocks being thrown at them for doing Gigli and The Whole Ten Yards. wink

JKozzy
laughing Ditto stick out tongue

embarrasment

Kohldia
I'd steal all the money from my dads bank account, change my name the day before and then piss off around the world doing whatever the hell I wanted until the meteor hit.

SlipknoT
I'd go on KMC

Kohldia
lol then you have no freakin life dude...think of something more creative atleast?

Kosta
A lot of you fail to realise that even if there was a HUGE meteor heading towards earth, that doesnt guarantee that you will in fact "Make love to ebatiful women."..........That gives you a 2 hour window to FIND a beatiful woman CONVINCE her to have sex with you, get her to an appropriate place, becaue with all the looting going on I doubt VERY much youre going to settle for the middle of the street. SO that would give you like......15 minutes in which to make love to her?.....

I'm so bored.

Kohldia
U're right Kosta, the furthest I could get in two hours would be Queensland...that kinda sucks but atleast I wouldn't be stuck at home right?

AvP
party for two hours

Kosta
I dont even think I could get out of SA in two hours, I might be able to get as far as Victo Harbor....and then what? Party with the penguins? laughing out loud
I would just spend the time with my family an friends big grin

badboy2004
spend time with family, friends and girlfriend

AvP
rob a weapons store and go on a rampage

Kosta
How civilized.

I'd get laid yes

AvP
i'm with ya there black cat

Oh, wait!

I'd read through my journals and go back in time to save the planet yes

But knowing what I've changed lately, things would just go wrong erm

badboy2004
i'd get laid too

AvP
with let me guess

Darth Surgent
I'm a relative of a prominent politician, so I'd get to go into the secret underground bunkers where "special" people take cover luxuriously.

I feel sorry for the rest of you...

Don't be, my journals will come through for me.

Kosta
Well if a big natural disaster should ever occur, and the survivors had to clean up, I would be honored if you were the one that had to scrape my corpse off the ground big grin laughing out loud

eleveninches
it wouldnt matter what i did

badboy2004
i don't mibnd

AvP
or i would send up some nuclear missiles and blow the damn thing apart

ladygrim
Sh!t ur self ...big grin


cor'blimey i have used that s word in nearly all my posts today

Black Dragon
Huh?! Who are you, and what have you done with the real Telpy?
laughing

Falling4Daniel_
Say my last goodbyes, **** my boyfriend, and bundle up under the blankets. lol

Teen Titan#1FAN
Party!!! :P

Dwarfdude
Find out where JM lives and shoot her with a 12-gauge, then go home, screw my girlfreind, and go to sleep.

xShecklerx
Whats up with everyong f****** everyone? Id skateboard for the first hour, and then id go to my best friend Collins house, and die with him. no expression I hope that doesnt happen soon though. I havent lived enough, and in the time i have lived, well, i cant call living. no

Dwarfdude
Whats up with ****ing everyone....
What type of question is this? I'm hoping it was a joke....

Falling4Daniel_
yea me too. If you only had two hours to live would you rather waste your time skating or have a **** fest with your mate? Hell Id choose the ****ing, we have a right to get pleasured before our death right? :P

ChickinMeat
**** fest, oh my...

hell, i would probably get the drunkest i can possibly be, die unconcious from alcohol poisoning, then i dont have to get desimated by the meteor when im alive!

or a drunken **** fest...

Dogbert
Hump your leg no expression

5knuckleShuffle
do what i always do have tons of sex with hot women

Dogbert
no expression Likely!! yes

The Tired Hiker
I'd also break into a bank and hold people hostage with a banana! Jumpy

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