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Here's mine...:
1. I will assemble an army of radioactive rodents, living blenders, and D&D nerds
2. I will recruit Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart, Yanni, and Raffi as generals in my army
3. By this point, the world will run from me in terror
4. I will infiltrate and take over areas such as Easter Island, Madagascar, and Antarctica
5. I will inform the UN that I now control the world
6. They will unwittingly surrender their countries, assets, and armies to me

7. AND THEN I WILL BE THE SUPREME RULER!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!

Ive been planning world domination for sooo long!!


I cant release my plan yet though!!

We gleefully await your genius, you masterful b!tch you

I plan on marrying Lil B if she lets me, that way I can be with her as she rules the world.

Nothing feasible

PSYCHO!!!... lol. j.j

I will attack the world with pizza, nothing like having a faceful of pizza sauce to make you surrender

Yeah baby!! You know it!

i will place a super virus
like the Terminator .. except program that ass holes to obey my commands

when you're all bowing down b4 me, then i'll let you know...

I will unleash my A.B.C.N.T.F. upon my enimies and they will be victorious because the stink of coolness




btw A.B.C.N.T.F. means Anti Bacon Commando Ninja Task Force

Well I'm not planning on world domination but I will be second in command when my friend does. He is very political and he sounds very serious about ruling the world. He talks about how once he becomes president of the U.S., he will pry on taking over the U.N. by any means necessary. Once ruler, he will divide up the world for his friends to govern. I already have claim to all of Europe (except for Spain), Argentina, and the National Basketball Association . From there he will carry out his ultimate goal as ruler of the world: 'Dumb Genocide.' He will keep only enough dumb people to do our manuel labor. The useless "dumb people" will be executed...

i will stand in the cornor and watch the wrold gettging taking over then i will kill the leader and have his place...why should i have to do all the work

i shall unleach my lil sister on you then you shall all bow down to me

then i will set my little sister on to you...then you shall bow to me lol

ill set my other siter on your sister and then you shall both bow to me

then i will set my brother on to your sister then you shall all bow to me put that in your pipe (i have 7 brothers and sisters hahahaha)

then i shall have to resort to my deadlist wepon.................................

my MOM..............

she shall sit on you all and there will be no need to bow

i will go and surrender i wont fight your mother i bow to you
*bows* lol

i win i win
*dancs round like an idiot*
i win i win

The world is mine(laughs uncntrolably) hahahaha

i will not take over the world personally.... but... your superpenis might. girls duck tape your supervaginas TODAY before it's too late. our own body parts want to take control over us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN HEAR THEM SPEAKING....

Vamp, I thought we were making clones!

Fine, I'll let someone else's failed attempt clear the way for me

I'll make a deal with God so that:

Everytime you masterbate...God not only kills a kitten...but you as well.

Then it will only be a matter of time before everyone systematically elimates themselves. (ummm on 2nd thought i'd probably get killed too)

well how about I just.....damn i need more time to think, i'll get back to you.

oh god.. i forgot!!!!!

yeah we're making cloned brainwashed monkey razlings with jeremy!

Exactly!

yesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't found the kruffing clone machine yet though!

oh crap... we'll find it one day... did you search in supermarkets?

Yeah... and cloning.com was out of cloning machines

you know.. i'll ask in the grocery store near my school.

I'll see what my, er, contacts can do for me

my plan of world domination is unplanned. it makes more sense that way, so when you have a hero all tied up, you won't have anything to say about your master plan, and it won't get ruined by him or her because it takes the stupid hero too long to figure out what I would be doing at that point in time, and...am I going too far?

i'll ask my mom

Hmmm. I shouldn't be a villiain. I'll get myself killed. Nah. xx

I can't allow people to know my planes. If my evil plan would be heard by others It would be copycated before I could start my operation gravity kills.

bah i'll just kill everyone its easy enough i'll start a nuclear war but first i have to kill bond after thats done nothin can stop me

I forgot about Bond.
I need to re-plan.

launch one Hell of a Scud Storm, around the world with DEADLY Toxins

Too many ppl want to take over the world......(assigns assassins to everybody)

I have a plan, but if i tell you my plan then you ill be able to stop me...this way, im unstopable

mwahahahahahahaha *cough cough* ahahahaha *cough*

I don't need to KNOW what your plan is to stop you, all you need to be is dead!!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*sakes fist and looks threatheningly at LS*

Try and stop me!

~Shakes fist right back at her~ Bwahahahaha!

*shakes fist some more* This is war!!! *more evil laughs*

Nah you got to tell us, like the bad guy in all movies, always revealing his plans before he "kills" the hero.

I wil use Skynet. I will be it's commander and my second in command will be Tigada Tigada.

*comes to attention* waiting for oreders commander shall i launch the sky net against KMC lol (i will probably get banned for saying that lol)

*walks in, dressed in Xtina style piece-of-material-posing-as-an-outfit*

Ahem......

*drops miniscule dress to floor*

Ahem......

*faints*

My evil plan for world domination involves having lots and lots of sex...

Now I just need to work on my sinister laugh. Mwuhahahaha

My how that could misconstrued....

My evil plan for world domination is in everybodies drinking water...

I've spread a nasty disease that is going to make everyone think that I am the worlds supreme top dog.... woof wuwuwuwoof (Sinister bark... )

nuance: not by me, but among my subjected followers

that would be teling

~more shaking~

at firsti band together a pair of androids and command them to kill all those who won't obey me!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *choke*choke*