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Come on guys! Doesnt matter how cheesy, whats your method of play towards a good old kiss from the female? No matter how camp/cheesy/gay whatever. How do you win a girls heart?

I don't know I heard some funny line though, probably old and stuff but I laughed.

"Could I get your phone number? I think I lost mine"

what ****ing good is that? I bet is yours really

"Can I have a kiss?" usually works.

That's me, I don't have to trick females into a kiss.

-AC

Females don'T like me

I'm nervous when it comes to this subject.

Any tips for me?

Say this...

Im sorry I may be being rude but its hard to express myself when i am on the verge of exploding in my pants!

If you are confident and witty then the girl will respect your confidence and take a chance.

FEEEEEEEEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!

"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"

Charm.

Thats legendary!

How about....."Hey girl, I may not be the most respectible man, but I loose most of my respect in the bedroom hunny!"

Thats enough to make girls sick on the spot I think.

"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"

This is from the Mark and Lard radio show. It wasn't his.

-AC

HA HA HA Loser!!!

Whats yours then AC?

This is what I usually say, "I'm constipitated and just ate doritos may I have a kiss?" That usually works unless they're smart.

"Whats yours then AC?"

My chat up line?

I can't say I need one. I prefer to you know, not look like an idiot.

I've found that initiating conversation in a perfectly normal way works well.

-AC

i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot droolio

i tend to just plainly ask them if they wanna kiss :s

"i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot"

Why thank you, thank you very much .

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC

So, how YOU doin'?

Thats kind of true

Misha, on the hook up thing, you better make your bid now coz Moose is gunning for me.

Have NO clue why but it appears he's become a sexual tyrannosaurus as of late.

-AC

Ahh dude, I'm sorry. Your reactions are quite amusing.

I do agree with you though. I don't use chat up lines at all. Only in a joking manner.

I mean, after you say to a girl..

Do you believe in the hereafter? (yes) Then you know what I'm here after.

What are you supposed to follow it up with?

Seriously.

If I can't talk to a girl, or vice versa, then what point is there to trying to pick her up?

I have never, ever had a guy try a pickup line on me except in jest

that is a good thing

It's probably coz girls mostly like sense of humour so they think the girl will laugh at the chat up line.

Pointless. From my experience it gets you more respect and chance just walking over and saying "Hello" or some other greeting.

-AC

i show women respect and that get's me no where

Depends what you view as respect.

Women like different things. Some like the holding doors, pulling chairs stuff. Some don't, some like it rugged and stuff.

I apply either accordingly.

-AC

dont treat me like that...
i'm not a 5 year old

(i know i may act it some time's but i'm not)

"dont treat me like that...
i'm not a 5 year old "

I asked you what you view as respect then made a statement.

Ya gots ta cheeeeell.

-AC

This topic sounds be interesting!JM

sorry
i get really pissed off after a few night's up.

AC, you are very welcome to try either method on my generous self and we'll see which works best, shall we? Now, where do you want me?

Im female, i like you

Ahahahahaha!!! laugh1 Thats hilarious!

You like that shit???

I would not have had you as a chat up liner.

I never insinuated women DON'T like chat up lines. If they expect them from me though, they have the wrong guy.

-AC