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Aku
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 Chat Up Lines

Come on guys! Doesnt matter how cheesy, whats your method of play towards a good old kiss from the female? No matter how camp/cheesy/gay whatever. How do you win a girls heart?


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I don't know I heard some funny line though, probably old and stuff but I laughed.

"Could I get your phone number? I think I lost mine"


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Aku
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what ****ing good is that? I bet is yours really


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"Can I have a kiss?" usually works.

That's me, I don't have to trick females into a kiss.

-AC


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Females don'T like me embarrasment


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Time Of Evil
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I'm nervous when it comes to this subject.


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Time Of Evil
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Any tips for me?


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Aku
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Say this...

Im sorry I may be being rude but its hard to express myself when i am on the verge of exploding in my pants!

If you are confident and witty then the girl will respect your confidence and take a chance.

FEEEEEEEEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!


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"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"


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Charm.


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Aku
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quote:
Originally posted by smoker4
"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"


Thats legendary!

How about....."Hey girl, I may not be the most respectible man, but I loose most of my respect in the bedroom hunny!"

Thats enough to make girls sick on the spot I think. wink


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"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"

This is from the Mark and Lard radio show. It wasn't his.

-AC


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Aku
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HA HA HA Loser!!!

Whats yours then AC?


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This is what I usually say, "I'm constipitated and just ate doritos may I have a kiss?" That usually works unless they're smart.


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"Whats yours then AC?"

My chat up line?

I can't say I need one. I prefer to you know, not look like an idiot.

I've found that initiating conversation in a perfectly normal way works well.

-AC


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i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot


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Fearnix
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i tend to just plainly ask them if they wanna kiss :s


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"i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot"

Why thank you, thank you very much wink.

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC


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quote:
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot"

Why thank you, thank you very much wink.

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC


eek!

So, how YOU doin'? laughing out loud


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Fearnix
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quote:
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC


Thats kind of true


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