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Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family.

help me.

damn we are so dysfunctional

i also have another monster...JKozzy

i soooo need a drink

Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!

I dont know what to say....I cant believe you just told all of KMC how it began...

im gonna beat your ass!

Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!


How could I not be seduced?

I'm not related to you? cry

oh the memories , and it gave us are daughter , Jackie.....this explains soooooo much

Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...

Ya don't likey?

I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too...

No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are. hug

shhhh hush your mouth gotta keep some secrets...jeeze .

Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan....

Me and Vampy were lovers, and that was the extent of KMC relationships for me

Like you knew me before!

*hides back in the corner*

There's always room for another here....you're probably mine and Aunt Gary's daughter.

How old are you?

Arrrgh...now you confused me....and stop hiding...I need to talk to you...

I'm 19, in my prime years my dear

You have got to be joking

*giggles* yeah...talking....

Oh no! It's not one of those talks is it?

Hey Shellie
hug
How are you?

It's not so much talking sweetie....it's...well, it has more to do with furhter perverting this family tree...

yeah , you gotta watch out for those talks...


hug hi telpz , im good , and you ?

Yeah, but you haven't lived yet...


I can help you with that.

Oh you mean that talk?

Why didn't you say that before?

*drags moosey to the closet and shuts the door behind*

*jumps on Shellie and hugs*

Great you see ya!!

Don't forget that Syren's my twin sister (never mind the fact that she's nearly a year and a half older than me, and that we like to occasionally plan to hook up), and Ronny's my little sister, and Jedi Priestess is my mom...

Hey, you're in the closet with me atm!

I am suddenly glad that I am with my current family. Yours sounds very very weird.

Oh yeah, you ARE part of the family.

*squealing heard from the closet*

*door opens*

Shellie, call my work, tell them I won't be in for a week.

*door slams shut*

Oh my GOD....your Kez's sister, and she's my grandfather, so you're my great uncle....Ronny is my great aunt and JP is my great great grandmother?

droolio



Mr Moosey, YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!

kisses

keeps gettin better and better....

i feel sorry for the person trying to draw out the branches of tis tree

Where are you going? I'm not finished with you yet!

*pulls her back in*

what, is this like, some kind of jerry springer reject family? cause if it is..... COOL!

Hon, that tree has NO right ever seeing the light of day. EVER.

*pushes moosey to the wall and kisses*
droolio

I guess so!!!

And naughty

....but i lover my family

lana is sy's twin sister

Yeah

and lemme guess, shellie is silver stardust's aunts cousin's mothers lovechild's granddaughter, three times removed?

where does that put me?

you know...maybe too much booze was on the Utah trip im still trying to figure this out....

Ahh yes, the Utah trip...

Where's Sarah, anyway? On the family tree, I mean.

this is f**ked up considering i just pounced on her and kissed her in another thread


droolio

Sarah? Candy x?

Jumpy

sweatdrop

blowup

she's married to gary (Corran) as well...we share

you think I'm done yet?

flirt1

This whole family is f*cked up.

I could be a "guy" and say I don't care...

But, since I'm all about GIVING....

I'm ready again...

flirt1

mmmmhmmmm......

But we DO have fun.

*nudges Lana*

Right?

and you dont think F**king your brother isnt?

The familly of twisted minds?

The bedroom this time?

hmmmm...wha....*is looking at lana....flirt1*....oh yea yea...brother....

Oh yeah

flirt1

The palacial bedroom maybe....

If only for more room.

I have a few tricks I'd like to try out.

winkiss

You're just as dirty minded as me!

Oh yeah! Bring it on!!
naughty

Ooooh yeah naughty

*brings it*?

Oh, Shells....perhaps...


LAGNAF?!

ok, im gon get a headache after thinking this through, but, ima gon make a family tree for you all!

now, once again, where does it put me? and how much you wanna bet im gonna end up related to george bush after this?

LAGNAF!!!!!!

But I let the halo shine to fool everyone!

naughty

O.o

Haha I know, everyone thinks I'm so innocent...only a few people know the REAL me...

twisted....


LAGNAF?!

LAGNAF droolio

*sigh*

Well, I'll hafta put it on hold...for now.

I'm out.

I see Kez is here now, so tell her that I had to go ok?

not sure if I'll be back monday or not, so take care everyone...

droolio

lagnaf?

TELL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should make a family tree somewhere that way no one will get confuse.Even through I am your daughter I am still geting confused!JM

The tree branches would be tied in knots.

toot LAGNAF toot

No wait... that is how this shit got started... but, we're missing something.

*thinks*

I'M GOAN BEAT SOMEONE'S ASS

*hides*

Only if you ask me to sweet thang george

Well I must be off....byebye!!!

For free?

"And the sweet young woman suddenly turned violent."

Oh, Lana... did I just terrify you? dontgetit

Depends on your definition of 'free'

Me? Yeah right...

No, my sis just needs to use the comp, so I've got to be off.

hug

See ya later Kez!

Ciao bella smooches

In this way I mean without charge.

No can do pardner tongue

wow...
hey, im not related to anyone here

least as far as i know

is that an S2 AM Rifle in your avatar, sniper?

yup

Haha I knew it...
And that sig quote, is that from Silent Scope Ex?

nope, a personal motto

Nah, it's in Silent Scope Ex. Such a great game.

Snipes, did I forget? We're related. I'm your long lost daughter's mother twice removed. Second-third-fiftysixth cousin dontgetit

That'll take some time figuring out.

but wait... when did we...?

but i didnt...

i dont get THAT drunk....

im pretty sure i'd remember doing YOU...

all i know is dave123 is my father
and Baylin is my mother shock

I'm pretty sure ANYONE would remember doing Syren.

you'd think so...

Yep.

Yea it would be!

who the hell are you and what did you do with Jackie ?

doggieheart
someone should draw this family tree o.o

You would think, but I'm sure those blackouts I have are something to do with her.

ooooooooohhhh........good one.

I am still here mom I was just saying.Please don't send me to my room! jm

I didn't do it nono My mother forced me. I was washing my hair....

Sure you were!JM

ok , no worries...just making sure... you didnt add JM to your last post you had me worried!

OMG who is the mother of this pack?!?
:scared:

all 27 times last months???

Shellie is!Anyway I am sorry I worried you mom.I got to see you later,JMtabletalk(That is us eating and talking together as a family!)jm

Thats quite a lot.

Ye-es

Oh. My. God.

Syren you are the most hair-conscious girl I have ever heard of. :P

Riiiight OK, so those blackouts were due to your mother then?

and how does that make you feel?

Genetically doomed crybaby

You aren't 'genetically doom', Syren. Live your life, enjoy it as it is...

110 be nice corren..she is not genetically doomed

you're so evil droolio

Moose...I am your father.

I didn't say she was, she said she was and if anyone knows she knows.

what HAVE you two been up to?

nothing

naughty oh the 'not gonna tell anyone' treatment ay?

We're...
We're...
related.

You're my COUSIN!

actually i dont remember...too much tequila

shellie you naughty girl you flirtwhip2

flirt1 *sings* sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you dont....

I had blackouts. Fugue states. They coincided with Silver Tears' and Lil Bitchiness' sexy photo sigs...
__I assumed that was all there was to the story...but now...?

Kate no2 You need to get some self control. So, how the hell are we related? Coz I've been screwing around

You've been screwing around? and I thought I was your first

I tell that to all the boys eyes But, you were my first Corran

danni is my dog!

Quit b!tchin' for no reason about people I appreciate. You don't wanna be doing that eyes

Syren is really Angelina Jolie? Odd, so am I. Thought there was only one of me...oh, you must be my evil parallel-world self. Ooo, you shaved your goatee! Not that you didn't look sharp with the goatee, but this is better... How's parallel Brad?
__Anyway, I'm related to Moose. That's what I meant. I'm his cousin (Corran's devil-spawn, one of a multitude- in fact, a middle-child...sigh).

Such a strange family we have....

Yes, it's tough being the normal one.

And you would know this because.......?