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Moosey
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Twisted family tree

Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. big grin

help me.

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Feb 4th, 2005 07:41 PM

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Ms Chelle
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Gender: Female
Location: RM118

Re: Twisted family tree

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family.

help me.

damn we are so dysfunctional

i also have another monster...JKozzy eek!

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Feb 4th, 2005 07:45 PM

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Ms Chelle
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Location: RM118

i soooo need a drink wacko

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Feb 4th, 2005 07:51 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
i soooo need a drink

Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!

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956,000: Moosey

Feb 4th, 2005 07:53 PM

Ms Chelle
ubuntu

Gender: Female
Location: RM118

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!

I dont know what to say....I cant believe you just told all of KMC how it began...

mad

im gonna beat your ass!

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Feb 4th, 2005 07:57 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
I dont know what to say....I cant believe you just told all of KMC how it began...

im gonna beat your ass!

Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!

How could I not be seduced?

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Feb 4th, 2005 07:59 PM

Telpy
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I'm not related to you?

Feb 4th, 2005 08:06 PM

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Ms Chelle
ubuntu

Gender: Female
Location: RM118

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!

How could I not be seduced?

oh the memories , and it gave us are daughter , Jackie.....this explains soooooo much laughing out loud

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Last edited by Ms Chelle on Feb 4th, 2005 at 08:10 PM

Feb 4th, 2005 08:07 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
I'm not related to you?

Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:09 PM

Telpy
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quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...

Ya don't likey? confused

Feb 4th, 2005 08:10 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
:loveh the memories , and it gave us are daughter , Jackie.....this explains soooooo much

I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too... laughing out loud

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:10 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Ya don't likey?

No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are.

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:11 PM

Ms Chelle
ubuntu

Gender: Female
Location: RM118

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too...

shhhh hush your mouth wink

gotta keep some secrets...jeeze .

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:12 PM

Miss_Faye
Twinke On Yer Dinkle.

Gender: Female
Location: Hollyweird, California

Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan.... sad

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:13 PM

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Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

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Me and Vampy were lovers, and that was the extent of KMC relationships for me

love

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Telpy
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Location: Sector ZZ plural Z alpha

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are.

Like you knew me before! stick out tongue

*hides back in the corner*

laughing out loud

Feb 4th, 2005 08:14 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by Miss_Faye
Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan....

There's always room for another here....you're probably mine and Aunt Gary's daughter.

How old are you?

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:16 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Like you knew me before!

*hides back in the corner*

Arrrgh...now you confused me....and stop hiding...I need to talk to you... evil face

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:20 PM

Miss_Faye
Twinke On Yer Dinkle.

Gender: Female
Location: Hollyweird, California

I'm 19, in my prime years my dear

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Feb 4th, 2005 08:20 PM

draku
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Re: Twisted family tree

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family.

help me.

You have got to be joking no expression

Feb 4th, 2005 08:20 PM

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