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Twisted family tree

Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. big grin

help me.


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Re: Twisted family tree

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. big grin

help me.
yesdamn we are so dysfunctional

i also have another monster...JKozzy eek!


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Ms Chelle
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i soooo need a drink wacko


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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
i soooo need a drink wacko


Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!


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Ms Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!
blink I dont know what to say....I cant believe you just told all of KMC how it began...

mad im gonna beat your ass!


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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
blink I dont know what to say....I cant believe you just told all of KMC how it began...

mad im gonna beat your ass!


laughing out loud Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!


How could I not be seduced?


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I'm not related to you?

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quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
laughing out loud Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!


How could I not be seduced?
love oh the memories , and it gave us are daughter , Jackie.....this explains soooooo much laughing out loud


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quote:
Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
I'm not related to you?


Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...


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quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...


Ya don't likey? confused

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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
:loveembarrasmenth the memories , and it gave us are daughter , Jackie.....this explains soooooo much laughing out loud


I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too... laughing out loud


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quote:
Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Ya don't likey? confused


No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are.


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quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too... laughing out loud
shhhh hush your mouth wink gotta keep some secrets...jeeze .


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Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan....sad


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quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are.
Like you knew me before! stick out tongue

*hides back in the corner*

laughing out loud

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quote:
Originally posted by Miss_Faye
Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan....sad


There's always room for another here....you're probably mine and Aunt Gary's daughter.

How old are you?


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quote:
Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Like you knew me before! stick out tongue

*hides back in the corner*

laughing out loud


Arrrgh...now you confused me....and stop hiding...I need to talk to you... evil face


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I'm 19, in my prime years my dear


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Re: Twisted family tree

quote:
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. big grin

help me.


You have got to be joking no expression blink

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