Darth Revan
A FAERIE TALE.
Once upon a time there has a young ROCK STAR named MAYNARD. He was RETARDEDLY MUMBLING in the HARDCORE forest when he met EMO MIKE EINZIGER, a run-away MOSHER from the METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA.
MAYNARD could see that EMO MIKE EINZIGER was hungry so he reached into his GUITAR CASE and give him his POPPY ROCK PIE. EMO MIKE EINZIGER was thankful for MAYNARD's ROCK PIE, so he told MAYNARD a very PUNK story about Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA's daughter BRODY DALLE. How her mother, the METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic SERJ TANKIAN, because BRODY DALLE was so GRUNGE.
MAYNARD ROCKED. He vowed to EMO MIKE EINZIGER the MOSHER that he would save the GRUNGE BRODY DALLE. He would MOSH the SERJ TANKIAN, and take BRODY DALLE far away from her eveil mother, the METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA, and ROCK OUT WITH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GAY SLAYER and EMO MIKE EINZIGER the MOSHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SERJ TANKIAN from his story. METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA SLAM-DANCED out from behind a GIBSON FLYING-V and struck MAYNARD dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a SLAYER SONG.
Goodness, wasn't that a fun story?
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Once upon a time there has a young ROCK STAR named MAYNARD. He was RETARDEDLY MUMBLING in the HARDCORE forest when he met EMO MIKE EINZIGER, a run-away MOSHER from the METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA.
MAYNARD could see that EMO MIKE EINZIGER was hungry so he reached into his GUITAR CASE and give him his POPPY ROCK PIE. EMO MIKE EINZIGER was thankful for MAYNARD's ROCK PIE, so he told MAYNARD a very PUNK story about Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA's daughter BRODY DALLE. How her mother, the METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic SERJ TANKIAN, because BRODY DALLE was so GRUNGE.
MAYNARD ROCKED. He vowed to EMO MIKE EINZIGER the MOSHER that he would save the GRUNGE BRODY DALLE. He would MOSH the SERJ TANKIAN, and take BRODY DALLE far away from her eveil mother, the METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA, and ROCK OUT WITH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GAY SLAYER and EMO MIKE EINZIGER the MOSHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SERJ TANKIAN from his story. METAL Queen CRISTINA SCABBIA SLAM-DANCED out from behind a GIBSON FLYING-V and struck MAYNARD dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a SLAYER SONG.
Goodness, wasn't that a fun story?
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