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This is the most fun LotR parody game I've ever had. What you do is ask any character form LotR any question you want and then the next person answers it and then asks another character another question. Make the questions and answers as funny as possible.

Example:
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<person> Eowyn: Whats it like being a shieldmaiden of Rohan?

<next person> feed the men, take care of the kids and old folks, wash the dishes, kill the witchking, feed the men, wash the damn dishes...

Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?
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and it goes on and on, hopefully getting funnier as we go.



Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

I'm confuzzled...is the next question "Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?" or "Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?" And the name thing...does that mean it's ASKING that person yeah? It's a cool game yeah except I can't think of funny stuff

Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Gimli: Heck no, she should've married me, though, I would've prefered Galadriel.

(Psh, I'm not funny )

Denathor:"what can halflings accomplish in Gondor?"

Pippin: well we make very good food!

Boromir: why wasnt Faramir a ring-craving egomaniac like me???

actually it was supposed to be me asking Eomer that but this is funnier when the characters ask eachother stupid questions

why did gimly and the little girl elf Legolas have sex

@ Kidrock

Sam: Because of his quality...the very best


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Frodo: *wondering to himself**not complaining*"Why is this burden mine?"

Sauron: IT SHOULDNT BE YOURS ITS MINE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Eowyn: Aragorn doesnt love me. WHY???

Arwen:"Because he's not yours, he's MINE!!!"

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Legolas:"The woodland realm is under seige, who would aid me if I asked?"

Aragorn: uh....pretty much any fangirl within a 1000 mile radiace...


Arwen: WHY DID ARAGORN BREAK MY PRECIOUS NECKLACE???

Aragorn: "uh...Baby, It was an accident, sauron was gona get me...uh...*makes out with Arwen*"

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Elrond: Why couldn't my daughter marry an elf like glorfindel?cry

Glorfindel: uh.......no thanks......I've seen Arwen when she's mad....besides she stole my scene! Scene-stealer!


Elrohir and Elladan: why werent we in the movie?

Legolas: "Because I'm prettier!!!"


Gandalf: "How did I get another staff after I broke the last one?"

Prop people (lol): It's called props, love. You break one, we make one.

Faramir: Why does my father like Boromir so much? What's wrong with me?

Boromir: Cuz your a goody-goody little wizard's student


Denenthor: why am I so terribly INSANE?

Denenthor: Why am I so terribly INSANE?

Pippin: Uh, maybe because the battle for middle earth is at your doorstep and Aragorn is ready to take his place at the throne. Or maybe it was my singing?


Merry: Eowyn, who do YOU think is taller, me or Pippin?

Eowyn: uhh....you Merry?


Legolas: I'm still prettiest, right?

Aragorn: Yeah don't worry Leggy, you're still a little pretty sissy girl with your long golden locks; whereas I am the real definition of a rugged sexy man

(Sorry! I'm crap at this!)

Gollum: Why did those evil hobbitses take the ring from me?

(lol no your not!)

Sam: *fwacks Gollum with a frying-pan* CUZ ITS OUR JOB TO DESTROY IT!


Frodo: why do i have such freakishly huge blue eyes?

Hahahaha!

Frodo: why do i have such freakishly huge blue eyes?

Anyone (didn't know who to put): Blame levi's...errr I mean genes.

Gimli: Why is Gandalf so grumpy?

Boromir: because he wanted to blow my horn of Gondor and I wouldnt let him. *Humph*


Arwen: why did I waste my time making a stupid banner when I could've been fighting side-by-side with my beloved?

Arwen: why did I waste my time making a stupid banner when I could've been fighting side-by-side with my beloved?

Legolas: Because Peter Jackson painted you out of the scene at Helm's Deep where you and I pull Aragorn and Gimli up the rope.

Aragorn: Is it written somewhere that kings HAVE to have a beard?

Gandalf: No. Otherwise I would be like King of all bearded Kings.

(ah that sucks )

Theoden: Is it just me or am I really really melodramamtic?

Sauron : Bcoz they are evil silly. And it was MY ring

Frodo : Is Sam bisexual?

Frodo: Is Sam bisexual?

Sam: No, but Gandalf made me swear that i would kiss you the next midnight after the ring gets destroyed...

Saruman: Why doesnt my clothes ever get stained???

Wormtounge: Because, I wah them with the soup that has cute little teddy bears on it

Saurman: How come you're so dirty then?

Wormtounge: "because...ehe...the Uruk's are very attracted to me...uh...i mean my soap with nice little teddy bears on it!"

Frodo: Why do i feel a tingly sensation on my groin every night?"