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LittleGilraen
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Ask the Characters

This is the most fun LotR parody game I've ever had. big grin

What you do is ask any character form LotR any question you want and then the next person answers it and then asks another character another question. Make the questions and answers as funny as possible. wink

Example:
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<person> Eowyn: Whats it like being a shieldmaiden of Rohan?

<next person> feed the men, take care of the kids and old folks, wash the dishes, kill the witchking, feed the men, wash the damn dishes...

Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?
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and it goes on and on, hopefully getting funnier as we go. yes

Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Feb 9th, 2005 12:06 AM

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Leggy_n_Merry
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I'm confuzzled...is the next question "Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?" or "Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?" And the name thing...does that mean it's ASKING that person yeah? It's a cool game yeah big grin

except I can't think of funny stuff sad

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Suzuka
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Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Gimli: Heck no, she should've married me, though, I would've prefered Galadriel.

(Psh, I'm not funny stick out tongue

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Smodden
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quote:
Originally posted by Suzuka
Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Gimli: Heck no, she should've married me, though, I would've prefered Galadriel.

(Psh, I'm not funny )

Denathor:"what can halflings accomplish in Gondor?"

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Feb 9th, 2005 05:21 PM

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LittleGilraen
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Pippin: well we make very good food! stick out tongue

Boromir: why wasnt Faramir a ring-craving egomaniac like me???

Feb 9th, 2005 09:15 PM

LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?

Gender: Female
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quote:
Originally posted by Leggy_n_Merry
I'm confuzzled...is the next question "Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?" or "Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?" And the name thing...does that mean it's ASKING that person yeah? It's a cool game yeah except I can't think of funny stuff

actually it was supposed to be me asking Eomer that but this is funnier when the characters ask eachother stupid questions big grin

Feb 9th, 2005 09:18 PM

KidRock
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why did gimly and the little girl elf Legolas have sex

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fini
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@ Kidrock

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Smodden
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quote:
Originally posted by LittleGilraen

Boromir: why wasnt Faramir a ring-craving egomaniac like me???

Sam: Because of his quality...the very best smile

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Frodo: *wondering to himself**not complaining*"Why is this burden mine?"

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Feb 9th, 2005 10:04 PM

LittleGilraen
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Sauron: IT SHOULDNT BE YOURS ITS MINE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! devil

Eowyn: Aragorn doesnt love me. WHY???

Feb 9th, 2005 10:18 PM

Smodden
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quote:
Originally posted by LittleGilraen

Eowyn: Aragorn doesnt love me. WHY???

Arwen:"Because he's not yours, he's MINE!!! evil face

"

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Legolas:"The woodland realm is under seige, who would aid me if I asked?"

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Feb 9th, 2005 10:24 PM

LittleGilraen
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Aragorn: uh....pretty much any fangirl within a 1000 mile radiace...

Arwen: WHY DID ARAGORN BREAK MY PRECIOUS NECKLACE???

Feb 9th, 2005 10:30 PM

Smodden
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quote:
Originally posted by LittleGilraen
Aragorn: uh....pretty much any fangirl within a 1000 mile radiace...

Arwen: WHY DID ARAGORN BREAK MY PRECIOUS NECKLACE???

Aragorn: "uh...Baby, It was an accident, sauron was gona get me...uh...*makes out with Arwen*"

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Elrond: Why couldn't my daughter marry an elf like glorfindel?

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Feb 9th, 2005 10:41 PM

LittleGilraen
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Glorfindel: uh.......no thanks......I've seen Arwen when she's mad....besides she stole my scene! Scene-stealer! miffed

Elrohir and Elladan: why werent we in the movie?

Feb 9th, 2005 11:23 PM

Smodden
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quote:
Originally posted by LittleGilraen
Glorfindel: uh.......no thanks......I've seen Arwen when she's mad....besides she stole my scene! Scene-stealer!

quote:

Elrohir and Elladan: why werent we in the movie?

Legolas: "Because I'm prettier!!! mad

"

Gandalf: "How did I get another staff after I broke the last one?"

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Feb 10th, 2005 09:25 PM

Leggy_n_Merry
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Prop people (lol): It's called props, love. You break one, we make one.

Faramir: Why does my father like Boromir so much? What's wrong with me?

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Feb 10th, 2005 10:28 PM

LittleGilraen
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Boromir: Cuz your a goody-goody little wizard's student stick out tongue

Denenthor: why am I so terribly INSANE?

Feb 11th, 2005 02:36 AM

Carebear
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Denenthor: Why am I so terribly INSANE?

Pippin: Uh, maybe because the battle for middle earth is at your doorstep and Aragorn is ready to take his place at the throne. Or maybe it was my singing?

Merry: Eowyn, who do YOU think is taller, me or Pippin?

Feb 11th, 2005 03:53 AM

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LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?

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quote:
Originally posted by Carebear
Denenthor: Why am I so terribly INSANE?

Pippin: Uh, maybe because the battle for middle earth is at your doorstep and Aragorn is ready to take his place at the throne. Or maybe it was my singing?

quote:
Originally posted by Carebear
Merry: Eowyn, who do YOU think is taller, me or Pippin?

Eowyn: uhh....you Merry? confused

Legolas: I'm still prettiest, right?

Feb 11th, 2005 07:39 PM

Leggy_n_Merry
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Location: Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom

Aragorn: Yeah don't worry Leggy, you're still a little pretty sissy girl with your long golden locks; whereas I am the real definition of a rugged sexy man cool

(Sorry! I'm crap at this!)

Gollum: Why did those evil hobbitses take the ring from me?

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