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whats the corniest pick up line you have ever used or heard?

too many to name...
i hate it when ppl are like "did it hurt? when you fell from heaven"

Nice legs, what time do they open?

oh lord where to start...i think the worst i've ever used was:

''Hey baby nice legs, what time they open?''

i picked it from somewhere...just dont remeber where.

woah that was spooky...

OMFG...I keep doing that with people!

i used this one once..."i am gonna eat my way to your heart. can i start between your legs?"

I never heard that one RJ, good stuff!

"let's do math. we'll add a bed, subract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

do you believe it worked?

im sure it did

like a charm

That was awesome.

what, the line? i heard it somewhere, used it, and was shagged all night for doing so.

Nice. Man If I could get it with my pick up lines in one night....That would be sweet.

dude, i was way lucky. the girl i asked was a freak. not a ****, just wild and went for outspoken guys. be careful who you ask if you use it.

Yes, That I will be. Careful. *Takes Notes*.

play the field, just dont catch a foul ball, as my pappy used to say.

honey if you were a parking ticket i would write 'FINE' all over it

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put ' U " and ' I " together

^ these were from family guy

baby are you tired b'cuz you hav been runnin through my mind all day

baby if you were a polaroid picture i whould shake you all day

hey i lost my number can i have yours?

baby you must be butter cuz ur on a roll

baby u must be buffalo wings cuz u are HOT!

do you hav a map b'cuz im lost in ur eyes

thats why the sky is so grey, b;cuz all the blue is in your eyes

....me n my friends talk and make these up durin skool...were so bored n lame

shake that ass and get it loose!!!

"if you were a bike i'd ride you"

that reminds me of the man show segment w/ the book of bike seats J-lo sat on.

" iz ur dad a thief cuz i saw him stealing at k-mart"......


wait thats not a pickup line....hmmm...intersting

i wanna be reincarnated as mila jovovichs bike seat.

or as angelina jolies douche.

RJ...douche talk is probably modable. And I'm not even PROUD to know what it is...but yet I do..

i love angie

but im a girl so i wouldnt be her douche

i like the bumper sticker, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"

its my fav

As a joke I've used, "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

"wut is that in ur eye? o its a sparkle!"

nice legs what time do they open

did it hurt......... when you fell from heaven

do u have a map??? cause i got lost in your eyes

i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock i have more but ill give you guys a chance to post em UP

a guy tried this on me today "ur sexy, im sexy. wanna go out?"

your a girl then you muat have herd alot post em

did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when u fell down from heaven

lol

lol...are you a gift from god..if so...can I see the miracles he gave you

i like that one lol

If you were a booger... I'd pick you.

ewww

There are about 5 of these threads

i lost my number can i borrow yours?
that one made me lagh when i heard it.

Uhhh.......I think heaven's missing an angel

im here darlin...what are your other two wishes?

nice shoes wanna f*ck .. i dont think girls like hearing this one.. i might be wrong though

ive used this one a few times,my god your beautiful

Who took the twinkle form the stars and put it in your eyes? Is a terrible one

^^^ indeed

the classic - get your coat...you've pulled..

Are you from Tenesse? Cause' you're the only Ten-I-see.

what? I dont get it. dontgetit

Either do I dontgetit

Perhaps I spelt the state wrong?

Guy: Hey, you wanna go to my place for some pizza and sex?
Girl: Ew!
Guy: What? You dont like pizza?

Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause you lookin' magically delicious...

eqraGG

One guy used this one on me..."I lost my bear, can I sleep with you instead"...how cornyish

Wow, youknow you look ALOT like my next girlfriend

I like it, somebody once stuck their finger in their mouth and then pressed it on my shoulder, afterwards saying, "let's get those wet clothes off you"

my friends say you're (insert ethnicity of choice here), but i think you're cute.

guy: do you come here often?
girl: no...
guy: well, that's one...
girl: one what?
guy: one thing in common.

Thats right. And I actually used that on a stranger for fun.

ahahahaha these are great

i get it

i hate this one------> nice legs what time do they open!!!

hysterical

Who bout U must be Jamiacan because Jamacn me crazy

I told a girl ounce "Are you sure your not an alian? because You've abducted my heart." and it worked!

^What the f---...

Originally posted by AragonIsKing
Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause you lookin' magically delicious...

haha this one made me laugh. .

here are a few with come backs

Haven't I seen you some place before?
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

So, what do you do for a living.
I'm a female impersonator.

Hey baby, what's your sign?
DO NOT ENTER.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized.

Your body's like a temple
Sorry, there are no services today.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you please stay there?

If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Originally posted by Londonboy7
Who bout U must be Jamiacan because Jamacn me crazy

..holy sh!t that's lame

LYK OMG DO U PLAY BEERPONG?

(just blurt it out like that... it really does sound like that)

I think it's:

"If I said you have a nice body would you hld it against me??

"If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants"

I think I lost my number could I have yours

ROFLMAO!!! both of those are hilarious!!

Is your daddy a robber cuz I think he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think I lost my number could I have yours

*Shudder*

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Shudder*
r u scared?

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Shudder*
Why...you want to give me yours

"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why...you want to give me yours

Are you asking?

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Are you asking?
Well possible....although you think Haydn Christensen is hot.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven to be an angel on earth?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well possible....although you think Haydn Christensen is hot.

Could change my mind

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven to be an angel on earth?

*cowers in corner*

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Could change my mind
You should...Ewans hotter

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*cowers in corner*
did you fall from heaven to bless us here on earth?

Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You should...Ewans hotter
Ewan McGregor? *drools thinking about him...not the old one the young one from episode 1*

Originally posted by Bardock42
You should...Ewans hotter

lol, we're doing this in two threads now

Hayden!!

Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No? Well I'm married, lets F**k!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
lol, we're doing this in two threads now

Hayden!!

Yes we are

Ewan

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
Ewan McGregor? *drools thinking about him...not the old one the young one from episode 1*

Nah the old one is much hotter


.....good pick up line spoony...gets right to the point

I'm going to have to say no...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes we are

Ewan

.....good pick up line spoony...gets right to the point

Hayden!

Classic lines...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes we are

Ewan



Nah the old one is much hotter


.....good pick up line spoony...gets right to the point
oh yeah all that grey facial hair.....kinda reminds me of my dead abuelo!!!


still stikin w/young Obi Wan.....

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Hayden!

Classic lines...

Ewan

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
oh yeah all that grey facial hair.....kinda reminds me of my dead abuelo!!!


still stikin w/young Obi Wan.....

But later he's so wise and cool....and sexy

Hey, I'm a Bavarian sausage maker, just wait until you get your hands on my meat!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ewan


Hayden

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thats not funny....I am a bavarian sausage maker

Can I touch your meat?

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Hayden

Ewan

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thats not funny....I am a bavarian sausage maker
oops!

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Originally posted by Bardock42
This kind of crosses the line.

Fair enough, I just like sausages... you sick minded fiend

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ewan



But later he's so wise and cool....and sexy
yeah but i love his nievness......one could teach him a lot.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ewan

Hayden!! cry

Now look what you've done!! cry

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Hayden!! cry

Now look what you've done!! cry

And I am proud of it.

Ewan

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well I am not really a bavarian sausage maker....1 of 2



Yes but the older one could teach you a lot....not that I would want that....I am not gay

Ah, I still like sausages though....

Originally posted by Bardock42
And I am proud of it.

Ewan

Evilness cry

Hayden droolio

I'm easy. Are you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well I am not really a bavarian sausage maker....1 of 2



Yes but the older one could teach you a lot....not that I would want that....I am not gay
not like I need to learn n e more...especially from an old guy....i think the younger one could last longer....and I wouldn't have to worry about breaking his hip.........

ttyl yall nice talking to ya!

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Originally posted by Bardock42


Ewan

You suck cry

Hayden

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
not like I need to learn n e more...especially from an old guy....i think the younger one could last longer....and I wouldn't have to worry about breaking his hip.........

Well the ewan is actually only a few years older...so he has all the positive aspects but none of the bads...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well the ewan is actually only a few years older...so he has all the positive aspects but none of the bads...
which ewan?

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
which ewan?

Well both hotter than Haydnb..but the older even better than the younger.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well both hotter than Haydnb..but the older even better than the younger.
nope...young ewan and orlando bloom!!!!! that'd be fun!!!!

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
lolz where do you get all these?

Just looking on website... The Bavarian one was my own creation though; explaining it's suckyness

Originally posted by Bardock42
No YOU suck......ok that was a little perverted

Ewan still

Was a little

Still Hayden

Urks I can't stand orlando bloom......

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Was a little

Still Hayden

You like it

Always Ewan

Originally posted by Bardock42
You like it

Always Ewan

Maybe

Always Hayden!!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Maybe

Always Hayden!!

I knew it

No, Ewan

Originally posted by Bardock42
I knew it

No, Ewan

Wow, you did??

Nu-uh, Hayden

Bardok & Georgina....r u 2 dating cuz if not just do it!!!!! you kno you like each other!!!!

http://www.fourjokers.co.uk/chatuplines/

and

http://humouruniverse.users.btopenworld.com/chatuplines.htm

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
Bardok & Georgina....r u 2 dating cuz if not just do it!!!!! you kno you like each other!!!!

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
Bardok & Georgina....r u 2 dating cuz if not just do it!!!!! you kno you like each other!!!!

....Hayden

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
....Hayden
just do it..

ewan & orli!

Originally posted by Bardock42




...Ewan

Hayden

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
seee.. spoony agrees!!! do it! ya know you want to!!!

Like I said before...

...Hayden

Originally posted by Bardock42




...Ewan
do it! dnt hide behid smilies cuz youre embarassed do it! nothin ventured nothin gained!!!

Bardock & Georgina,
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1st comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes a baby in a golden carriage

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Like I said before...

...Hayden
pretend he's hayden....jk if you're so in love with hayden then y r u flirting w/bardock?