The 2 pilots

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Baylin
Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

laughing out loud

The Tired Hiker
laughing

BakaXero
how will they know when to land?

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by BakaXero
how will they know when to land?

Yeah, how will they know when to land, Baylin? erm

Baylin
does it matter it's not like it's real... roll eyes (sarcastic)

BakaXero
but you got me wondering
i hate wondering!

Baylin
Maybe the guide dog will tell them, they're clever like that...

BakaXero
no expression

The Tired Hiker
Case solved! happy

BakaXero
i guess...

Baylin
Guide dog with his flying goggles on ready for action....

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1068329483861_2003/11/10/doggy_glasses,0.jpg

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by BakaXero
i guess...

You guessd right! happy

BakaXero
stick out tongue

Baylin
and anyway it's not like it's difficult to get a plane down, I mean what with gravity and all that, sooner or later the thing is going to land... doh

The Tired Hiker
Tru Dat

BakaXero
ok how bout doing it safely?
you know the plane still intact

The Tired Hiker
Oh, c'mon! Just because the guy is blind doesn't mean he can't land a plane safely with a perfectly healthy guide dog by his side. Like, let's be real. erm

Baylin
http://www.bookloons.com/ebooks/img/plane_dog.GIF

ashtonsNO1fan
laughing laughing laughing lol

BakaXero
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, c'mon! Just because the guy is blind doesn't mean he can't land a plane safely with a perfectly healthy guide dog by his side. Like, let's be real. erm
ill take your word for it

nitro-swicked
laughing swicked thumb up

Baylin
See it can be done! big grin

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/3890565.stm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Baylin
See it can be done! big grin

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/3890565.stm
WHY must you prove me wrong!!
btw his co-pilot can see...

Baylin
yeah, well the co-pilot was acting on behalf of his guide dog who has a fear of flying.

Cant think why it would have that fear...

BakaXero
guss i cant argue with that...

Corran
laughing out loud

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