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Baylin
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Laugh The 2 pilots

Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

laughing out loud


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how will they know when to land?


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Originally posted by BakaXero
how will they know when to land?


Yeah, how will they know when to land, Baylin? erm


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does it matter it's not like it's real... roll eyes (sarcastic)


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but you got me wondering
i hate wondering!


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Maybe the guide dog will tell them, they're clever like that...


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Case solved! happy


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i guess...


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Guide dog with his flying goggles on ready for action....

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i guess...


You guessd right! happy


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stick out tongue


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and anyway it's not like it's difficult to get a plane down, I mean what with gravity and all that, sooner or later the thing is going to land...


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Tru Dat


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ok how bout doing it safely?
you know the plane still intact


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Oh, c'mon! Just because the guy is blind doesn't mean he can't land a plane safely with a perfectly healthy guide dog by his side. Like, let's be real. erm


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Oh, c'mon! Just because the guy is blind doesn't mean he can't land a plane safely with a perfectly healthy guide dog by his side. Like, let's be real. erm

ill take your word for it


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