Team Marvel vs. Team DC in Basketball

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Cosmo Kramer
Team Marvel consists of Spider-man, DareDevil, Rogue, Reed Richards and Captain America as the starters. And Quick Silver, Jean Grey, Thing, Magneto, Iceman, Collosus and Invisible Women as subs.

Team DC has Superman, Wonderwoman, Batman, Lobo and Flash as their starters and too make it even they have no subs.

Who will win?

nigel45
Well, since I'm not sure what the rules for this game are exactly, lol, I'm just going to assume it's regular basketball, meaning no attacking other players. And also no using powers to alter the court (aka Magneto making his team's basket HUGE and JLA's tiny).

Under those assumptions, Marvel's team is just way too slow for Flash, Supes, and maybe WW. And with the outside shooting of Lobo, DC wins.

Cosmo Kramer
Originally posted by nigel45
Well, since I'm not sure what the rules for this game are exactly, lol, I'm just going to assume it's regular basketball, meaning no attacking other players. And also no using powers to alter the court (aka Magneto making his team's basket HUGE and JLA's tiny).

Under those assumptions, Marvel's team is just way too slow for Flash, Supes, and maybe WW. And with the outside shooting of Lobo, DC wins.

laughing Outside shooting of Lobo? I dont know if the subs will make too much of a diffrence but yeah there is no fighting or breaking the basic rules of basketball but the players are free to use their powers if needed.

Cosmo Kramer
As a matter of fact I encourage them too.

nigel45
Lol, I hope you know I was kidding about that Lobo bit. In this instance, I think the subs for Marvel's team actually stand a much better chance than the starting lineup. Jean and Invisible Woman could effect the ball itself (something Magneto wouldn't be able to do). In fact, Magneto's pretty much useless. And the JLA team won't need any subs cause with the exception Batman, none of them really get tired.

nigel45
Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think Lobo would foul out in the first 20 seconds and the DC team would lose by default.

Cosmo Kramer
LOL

Cosmo Kramer
Magneto is pretty much useless. But can put the ball in a forcefield and have Jean Grey put it in the basket but that would start a riot. By the way I would like this game to take place at the United Center for a full legnth game. I think it would be the most entertaining freak show in the history of the Chicago Bulls. And thats saying a lot.

nigel45
I DOUBT any superhero would be as freakish as Dennis Rodman.

Cosmo Kramer
What if the Joker fought Dennis Rodman? Or Michael Jackson.

nigel45
Now THAT would be interesting.

Cosmo Kramer
How about Stan Lee and Adam West vs. Dennis Rodman and Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart. No powers, weapons, prep time etc. just plane old bare nuckle brawling with every mans dignity on the line, presuming any of them still have any left.

Cosmo Kramer
I think if Marvel hired me there would be one hell of a party.

grey fox
why not hire the harlem globe trotters as well

colossus17
flash scores 200 points before anyone on marvel's team knows what happened..... laughing

Cosmo Kramer
Oh I agree but I think Superman would be pissed and then attempt to smash him causing a huge riot. And if that happened Who amoung these two teams would survive? Rememer that the fans are fighting too along with cops and security guards. Hell, they would have to call in the Marines!

ScarletSpider
In the event the basketball game goes on, the DC team probably takes it. In the event that it dissents into a fight, Lobo guts everyone.

Cosmo Kramer
Including his teammates! Cant he ever be a team player?

long pig
This game is faulty on the grounds that Lobo doesn't wear shorts or play with balls of any kind.

He's less of a jock and more of a homicidal whore-monger with anti-social tendencies and a bad drug problem.

Metalmanx
Wow. That is COMPLETLY and UTTERLY unfair to have Flash on the DC team.

You don't understand.

He would be able to score more points than the scoreboard can handle before the sound of the whislte dissipates. He moves and thinks faster than the speed of light. There is no way the Marvel team can win against that. The only thing I can think of is if Jean shut down his mind right before the whistle was blown.

Other than that, Flash score 999 points before the sound of the beginning whistle ends.

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