Rewrite The Ten Commandments!
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Draco69
I think it's a LITTLE outdated....

Deano
thou shalt not create dire threads
Demarthl
thou shalt spoon feed me ice cream on demand
Draco69
Thou shalt not leave toothpaste in the sink

moises
thou shall f*ck your mom!........lol
Deano
thou shalt not take deanos name in vain
Draco69
Thou shalt not talk smack about my or anybody else's momma.
Draco69
Thou shalt not leave bloody tampons in the trash can for all to see!
moises
thou shall shut the f*ck up.
Draco69
Thou shalt not insult or suffer ban from the Almighty.
Deano
thou shalt not, moises
moises
thou moises shall continue his march!
Draco69
Thou art have thy respect.
Thou shalt not create pee puddles in public bathrooms!

moises
thou shall bring the rape
Mist
thou shall shower me with gifts and compliments......everyday...for eternity.
Coldfire

Sure there Mist......

BackFire
1. Though shalt not kill
2. Though shalt not rape
3. Though shalt not steal
4. Though shalt not become addicted to something
5. Though shalt honor thy parents
6. Though shalt enjoy life and what it has to offer
7. Though shalt keep thy religion to thy self
8. Though shalt not be a racist
9. Though shalt not elect over the hill actors who can't speak english for governors.
10. Though shalt provide thy BackFire with women whenever he pleases
Mist
Originally posted by BackFire
1. Though shalt not kill
2. Though shalt not rape
3. Though shalt not steal
4. Though shalt not become addicted to something
5. Though shalt honor thy parents
6. Though shalt enjoy life and what it has to offer
7. Though shalt keep thy religion to thy self
8. Though shalt not be a racist
9. Though shalt not elect over the hill actors who can't speak english for governors.
10. Though shalt provide thy Mist with women whenever he pleases
bingo

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