Rewrite The Ten Commandments!

I think it's a LITTLE outdated.... 🤣

thou shalt not create dire threads

thou shalt spoon feed me ice cream on demand

Thou shalt not leave toothpaste in the sink 😠

thou shall f*ck your mom!........lol

thou shalt not take deanos name in vain

Thou shalt not talk smack about my or anybody else's momma.

Thou shalt not leave bloody tampons in the trash can for all to see!

thou shall shut the f*ck up.

Thou shalt not insult or suffer ban from the Almighty.

thou shalt not, moises

Aye.

thou moises shall continue his march!

Thou art have thy respect.

Thou shalt not create pee puddles in public bathrooms! 😠

thou shall bring the rape

thou shall shower me with gifts and compliments......everyday...for eternity.

😂 Sure there Mist...... 😄

1. Though shalt not kill

2. Though shalt not rape

3. Though shalt not steal

4. Though shalt not become addicted to something

5. Though shalt honor thy parents

6. Though shalt enjoy life and what it has to offer

7. Though shalt keep thy religion to thy self

8. Though shalt not be a racist

9. Though shalt not elect over the hill actors who can't speak english for governors.

10. Though shalt provide thy BackFire with women whenever he pleases

Originally posted by BackFire
1. Though shalt not kill

2. Though shalt not rape

3. Though shalt not steal

4. Though shalt not become addicted to something

5. Though shalt honor thy parents

6. Though shalt enjoy life and what it has to offer

7. Though shalt keep thy religion to thy self

8. Though shalt not be a racist

9. Though shalt not elect over the hill actors who can't speak english for governors.

10. Though shalt provide thy Mist with women whenever he pleases

bingo 😮‍💨