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Rewrite The Ten Commandments!
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Worried Rewrite The Ten Commandments!

I think it's a LITTLE outdated.... rolling on floor laughing


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thou shalt not create dire threads


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thou shalt spoon feed me ice cream on demand

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Thou shalt not leave toothpaste in the sink mad


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thou shall f*ck your mom!........lol


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Thou shalt not talk smack about my or anybody else's momma.


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Thou shalt not leave bloody tampons in the trash can for all to see!


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thou shall shut the f*ck up.


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thou shalt not, moises


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Aye.


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thou moises shall continue his march!


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Thou shalt not create pee puddles in public bathrooms! mad


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thou shall bring the rape


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laughing out loud Sure there Mist...... big grin


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1. Though shalt not kill

2. Though shalt not rape

3. Though shalt not steal

4. Though shalt not become addicted to something

5. Though shalt honor thy parents

6. Though shalt enjoy life and what it has to offer

7. Though shalt keep thy religion to thy self

8. Though shalt not be a racist

9. Though shalt not elect over the hill actors who can't speak english for governors.

10. Though shalt provide thy BackFire with women whenever he pleases


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1. Though shalt not kill

2. Though shalt not rape

3. Though shalt not steal

4. Though shalt not become addicted to something

5. Though shalt honor thy parents

6. Though shalt enjoy life and what it has to offer

7. Though shalt keep thy religion to thy self

8. Though shalt not be a racist

9. Though shalt not elect over the hill actors who can't speak english for governors.

10. Though shalt provide thy Mist with women whenever he pleases


bingo smokin'

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