Quotes that define "Bad Ass".

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long pig

Cosmic Flame
Some of my favorite Jean quotes:

"I've surprised you once this evening... Care to try for two? I can take you down and spare her. You know it... And I know it." (talking to Sinister)

"We won't be learning today. We'll be teaching." (when the U-Men attack)

"But the fire of the Phoenix burns through lies, you understand? The gaze of the Phoenix is like an x-ray tearing through every self-deception. So burn, Emma"

Beast: "It's not 'Animal', miss, it's 'Beast'...'Animal' is a muppet."-more smartass than badass

Sentry
Warlock is the man...

"Adam Warlock, the GODSLAYER, has come for you, demon! Prepare to die!!" -Warlock #6

"The world was Evil! The world rose up against me -- AND SO -- the world died!" - Power of Warlock #2

"Enough! I banish the travesty! Thus far I have HELD BACK my power! Let counter earth BEWARE the will of -- WARLOCK!" - Power Of Warlock #2

"All you need know is I fight for the sake of the Universe -- and you foolish superhuman beings would be well advised to defer to the Infinity Watch!" - Quasar #38

Nataku8188
"Some mutha****as always tryin' ta iceskate uphill"

"There are worse things out tonight than vampires."
"Like what?"
"Like me"

(I've seen the Blade movies wayyyy too many times)

"Yipee-kai-yay-peanut butter" -Deadpool

I'll post more when I get home.

DigiMark007
Quotes from The Midnighter:

"This fight was over before it started"

"...the day I can't mutilate thirty radioactive teenagers is the day I hang up my coat for good."

Random bad dude: "Please, I've got kids somewhere."
MN'er: *lops off his head* "They're better off without you."

"Now shut up and stop whining. There are worse places to be electrocuted than the genitals, my dear doctor."

*Bad dude gets done bragging*
MN'er: "So what? You've still got a microscopic penis."

The man is a walking bad-ass sound byte.

manjaro
supes to OMAC : "you're strong....But I am stronger"...Zzzxzzzzaap!!!!(thats heat vision for ya)

DarkCrawler
Supreme Power #15

Hyperion: "So, like I said, you want to get something to eat?"

Blur: "How, you don't have any money, and this outfit doesn't have any pockets on it."

H: "I heard someone tell an old joke on other day. Where does an five-hundred-pound gorilla sit? Answer: anywhere he wants to."

B: "Am I going to regret this?"

H: "Almost certainly."

Later in the restaurant:

Waiter: "Sir? The bill. At your convenience."

H: "The bill?"

Hyperion burns the bill with her laser eyeblasts and throws it away.

H: "What bill?"

B: "C'mon, man, that's no--"

Waiter: "No, it's--"

H: "See, I just asked an question. What bill?"

W: "No bill at all...it's on the house."

H: "See? It's on the house. Five-hundred-pound gorilla."

Scoobless
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Quotes from The Midnighter:

"This fight was over before it started"

MN is full of it.... a million scenarios in his head? fight over before it's begun?...bullsh!t... he's just trying to psych out his opponents

mad

DarkCrawler
But it works, doesn't it? smile

whirlysplat
On my world I guess the dials go up to..............................laughing

Scoobless
i liked this quote from Cage.....

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Scoobless
i liked this quote from Cage.....

Cool...

Sentry
If I had Cage's powers, I'd say the same thing.

long pig
Oh hell, that's badass of cage.

Kalibak-"You will soon perish"
Lobo-"Tough talk for a dead man"
Kalibak-"I'm not dead."
Lobo-"Oh yeah, my watch is ten second ahead."

Cheesy but badass.

Next Venom_girl
A couple o' badass here:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f47/t304624.html
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f47/t303456.html
This one too:

DarkCrawler

Next Venom_girl
Kenneth Irons: You fool, I am a GOD now!
Sara Pezzini: It's easy to be almighty from a distance. Let's go!

---
Ock: You're getting on my nerves.
Spidey: I have a knack for that.
Ock: Not anymore.

---
(I don't know about badass, but it's funny...)
2-Face discharges his gun into the air.
Riddler: Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem!

armandovalles
"Take him" - Cyclops orderind Earth's heroes against Onslaught.

"Hulk is the strongest one there is!" - Hulk to Onslaught.

"By Odin's Beard, Xavier shall be free!" - Thor, while smashing through Onslaught.

Magus: Then who is worthy of this great power!
Thanos: THE ONE WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN SUCH!
Adam Warlock: Thanos!
Magus: The original!
Thanos: THE REAL ONE!
- Thanos, as he comes barging into Warlock + Magus' fight.

Giant Man: you handle that massive machinery like cotton candy, Herc. Why dont you relax. after all, your our guest.
Hercules: Nay, Mountainous one! Tis only true that i may repay thy hospitality.
- Giant Man and Hercules talking as Giant Man is so suprised by how strong Hercules really is.

ScarletSpider
"I am the Master of Savate!"--Batroc

pr1983
Originally posted by manjaro
supes to OMAC : "you're strong....But I am stronger"...Zzzxzzzzaap!!!!(thats heat vision for ya)

see my sig... big grin

long pig
"Praise god, and pass the ammunition"- I can't remember.......eek!

jinzin
"I'm batman" -the be all end all baddass super hero quote...

pr1983
Originally posted by jinzin
"I'm batman" -the be all end all baddass super hero quote...

Pretty much yeah...

DarkCrawler
http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050218a.gif

pr1983
laughing

K3VIL
Juggernaut: Move it, fancy pants!You're violating my personal space!
Thor: Art thou mad?'Tis Thor, warrior-prince of Asgard and Avengers of Earth who confronts thee...and offers thee and opportunity to surrender with honor!
Juggernaut: Not interested!Now, get out of my way...
-Juggy backhand Thor sending him flying into a city block-

LET THE JUGGERNAUT FALL!
Thor shooting GodForce

Time to face reality pal. You're just too mired in your own macho thing to admit it when you're outclassed."
The Juggernaut,as he downed a weakened Thor by ramming a boxcar into him.


That was before ya faced me! I am the living embodiment of raw power who is totally resistant to all forms of pain or injury. You can grow weak and be defeated. I can't!"-The Juggernaut,explaining why despite all his boasting Thor was again put on his back.

Batman:"You know you can't kill me, Slade."
Deathstroke:"Bruce, if I wanted you dead, you wouldn't have woken up this morning."

Scoobless
Cap...about the X-Men

pr1983
Originally posted by Scoobless
Cap...about the X-Men

and they got their asses handed to em... well, mostly...

DarkCrawler
Hyperion is such an Badass:

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jinzin
possibly the only reallt badass quote I can think of that cyclops has ever said....

jinzin
well....that didn't work.....okay....

jinzin
and things just keeping getting more and more badass...

jinzin
...

Scoobless
Originally posted by pr1983
and they got their asses handed to em... well, mostly...

no way... the Ultimates beat the sh!t out of the X-Men

jinzin
in ultimate war? I'm gonna have to agree with pr on this one...

pr1983
Originally posted by Scoobless
no way... the Ultimates beat the sh!t out of the X-Men

colossus took down thor, and caught iron man in mid air... it took a nuke to bring him down...

jinzin
iron man got his ass whooped by everybody in that book...

pr1983
Originally posted by jinzin
iron man got his ass whooped by everybody in that book...

laughing

yeah, i remember logan cut him up pretty bad too...

but colossus was something special...

im was flying at him like a rocket, and colossus just stuck out his hands and grabbed him right out of the air...

DarkCrawler
Yeah...Colossus was really an badass in that book:

"Nothing can hurt me when I am in my metal form..."

*Turns into metal*

"Not even this guy."

*Kicks Iron Man's ass*

DarkCrawler
Professor X to Danger Room in Astonishing #10:

"You've fought my X-Men thousand times...millions in your mind...

But you have never faced me."

jinzin
that book was freaking awesome...

DarkCrawler
It was...the writer is my new god.

Gryn Jabar
Originally posted by jinzin
...
What book is that from?

jinzin
i actually don't know..when I went to but the onslaught saga..I bought the tpb's so I actually don't know what the issues are....

Next Venom_girl
Cyclops (to Wolverine, from the X-men movie): What would you prefer... yellow spandex?
---
Occultist priest (that just summoned up big nasty demon): At last, we created a new God. Pure and of virgin birth.
Sara Pezzini: I don't know about virgin birth, since it looks like someone's gettin' f*(ked around here.
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Joker: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
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Joker: Hubahabahaba! Money money money! Who do you trust! ...And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
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We live for these moments Spider-man, me Eddie Brock, beating you down like the weak-kneed little boy that you are...

munkiesarus
Heh, Emma Frost is pretty bad. Well, she was in New X-Men 'till she got all mushy with Scott.

Cyclops; "Emma, I knew you'd come back."

Emma; "As lovely as you are, Scott darling, I forgot my purse. Lucky for you, it's prada."

Something along the lines of that...<33

pr1983
"Every now and then, Summers... i remember why you're still in charge..."

Logan to Cyclops after he levelled half a forest in Astonishing X-Men #8

munkiesarus
And to Next_Venom_Girl's attachment...Humberto Ramos can BURN!!!

Next Venom_girl
Originally posted by munkiesarus
And to Next_Venom_Girl's attachment...Humberto Ramos can BURN!!!
THAT was badass. stick out tongue

Mako Victim
I like pancakes...

DarkCrawler
Cyclops is an badass:

"Put your weapons down, or the teachers of Xavier Institute are forced to give you an improvised lesson of hand-to-hand combat."

"How about turning some of this big, tough justice on the humans who killed Jumbo Carnation. How about that, Mr. Summers? You just let humans walk ove us like..."

*Cyclops breaks the kid's nose with his optic blast*

"God damn it..."

"You broke his nose! That was an total assault!"

"The next joker gets an broken leg. We don't tolerate killers."

pr1983
Here...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=4228099

Scoobless
Originally posted by jinzin
in ultimate war? I'm gonna have to agree with pr on this one...

pffff..... no chance.... i just flicked through it again.... other than Iron Man getting buttraped by everyone the Ultimates kicked a$$

Cap wastes Wolverine
Hawkeye takes out Colossus
Thor smacks down Storm
Black Widow takes out Beast and Xavier's plane
Wasp knocks out Prof X


the only impressive X-Man in that fight was Ice-Man.... and he didn't even beat up anyone.... he just arrived in time to stop them all being carted of to the Triskillion

stick out tongue

pr1983
Originally posted by Scoobless
pffff..... no chance.... i just flicked through it again.... other than Iron Man getting buttraped by everyone the Ultimates kicked a$$

Cap wastes Wolverine
Hawkeye takes out Colossus
Thor smacks down Storm
Black Widow takes out Beast and Xavier's plane
Wasp knocks out Prof X


the only impressive X-Man in that fight was Ice-Man.... and he didn't even beat up anyone.... he just arrived in time to stop them all being carted of to the Triskillion

stick out tongue

colossus smacked down thor too...

K3VIL
Iceman was very cool in that issue.He arrived on a giant ice wave and took out all the enemies on the field.
Anyway Iron Man got almost beaten down from Wolverine who jumped from the 3rd floor of a parking building into an helycopter, killed all the soldiers, then took out all the other soldiers in the next 2helyc. and jumped on IM's back slashing his armor.

xmarksthespot
Magneto was pretty cool in Ultimate War.
"Oh but your punishment is quite straightforward little Wanda... you get to watch." As he shoots Pietro in the kneecaps.

Cap: "I want you to see how serious I am when I say I'm going to break every bone in your body for this!"
Magneto nonchalantly: "We'll see."

wuTa
this one is classic

thug- don't worry, none of these super heroes have the balls to do anything outside the law

redhood-*shoots thug in the balls*

pr1983
Originally posted by wuTa
this one is classic

thug- don't worry, none of these super heroes have the balls to do anything outside the law

redhood-*shoots thug in the balls*

laughing

DarkCrawler
Ultimate Hawkeye is pretty impressive:

Alien in disguise: "I'm sorry, Mister Barton, but there must be some kind of mistake. Accounts don't have any appointments scheduled for today."

Hawkeye: "Are you sure, I mean, you didn't even checked your book or anything:"

"That's because I don't need to check my book, sir. I've got all appointments up here in my head.

"Seriously?"

"Oh, yeah."

*Hawkeye shoots an arrow directly in the man's head*

"Not anymore, cueball."

DarkCrawler
Jack Hawksmoor:

"Right, let's go make them eat their own balls."

"One of them is a woman, Jack."

"She can watch."

black robb
I want you...to remember,Clark...in all the years to come...in your most private moments...i want you to remember my hand...at your throat...i want...you to remember...the one man who beat you...-Batman to Superman

Alienman24
"Like a baby born without skin--like a soul puked up out of the depths of hell--he screams loud and long and vengeful, endlessly vengeful. Dibny doesn't stand a chance. Not against him. He could kill us all. For him it'd be easy. He could kill us all. It'd be easy. There's no end to what he can do. Whatever he imagines-whatever flickers across his subconscious---he becomes. Eel O'Brien. Plastic Man. Immeasurably powerful. Absolutely nuts."

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