Originally posted by bartdude
what the hell is fanboy
Well, someone has not read through the forums...
Fanboy
Fanboy is the term used to describe fanatic persons that have discovered an comic book character and started to feel an affinity at him. In most cases, this affinity is normal, and manifests only as liking to the character. The person can admit when his character will lose, and will not defend him in every imaginable situation. In this cases, the person is referred as "fan".
But in one case out of twenty, the affinity grows gradually, until the person evolves into monstrosity called FANBOY. Fanboyness is an psychological disorder that has close relation to schizophrenia. The exact cause to fanboyness is not known, but fanboyness is one of the most annoying psychological conditions on world. When a person suffers a case of fanboyness, something in his brain snaps. The person will have delusions that make him believe that his favorite character is unbeatable. He thinks that his favorite can beat any being, even god, with or without the right situations. He will overrate his favorites abilities. His character is always the best, most skilled and coolest.
Most fanboys are under 18. They usually don't have any knowledge of comic books outside their own favorite character. In most cases, the fanboy is not even an expert in knowledge about his own character. If you encounter an fanboy, remember that he is totally impervious to common sense. Only the most skilled specialists can cure the fanboy from the horrible disease that is known as FANBOYNESS.
Most common character that fanboys worship:
Wolverine.
This character has hands down most annoying fanboys. They believe that Wolverine will beat anybody in ease, that no force on earth can move him, and his claws can cut through anything. List of powers that Fanboy Wolverine has:
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Fanboy Wolverine's powers:
Can cut anything in the universe, no matter what it is, even if he doesn't have strength to do it.
Can regenerate from an single cell in matter of milliseconds.
Can win ANY fight against all types of brawlers.
Even God can't break his skeleton.
Can move so fast that his enemies can't see him before their hands are cut off.
No thing on Earth can stop him once he gets moving. Blasts from gods cant stop him. Class 100 punches can't even move him. He will ALWAYS get close enough to his enemy to cut them.
Can beat people that are stronger, faster and more intellect then him. On the same time.
ALWAYS gets at least one shot in his opponent.
That shot hits ALWAYS an fatal place.
Emits an psionic field that makes his enemies to come close at him and resort in brawling. And he will ALWAYS beat an brawler.
Can somehow hit people that move so fast that his eyes can't perceive them.
Ten most common signs for Wolverine fanboy:
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Below are my tested and proved top ten signs of a wolverine fanboy:
1. Brings up Wolvie feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.
2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.
3. Thrives off Wolvie feats and biased info, Wolverine fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.
4. Thinks Wolverine beats everyone because he is Weapon X.
5. Has a HUGE distaste for spidey and his supporters, as he's in Wolverine's way to #1.
6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.
7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.
8. Are the same people in every Wolverine thread.
9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Wolverine.
10. Thinks Wolverine can easily beat Namor.
If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread threadand avoid using anymore logic with them.
Other Characters:
Spider-Man
Fanboys of Spider-Man may actually look intelligent to the outside, but in most cases, they are not as knowledgeable. Spider-Man is regarded as supreme level intellectual who can kill even gods with one punch and who has webs that can hold anybody in place.
Fanboy Spider-man's powers:
Originally posted by jinzin
powers:Unlimited strength (can one punch anyone)
Unlimited speed (he can move faster than anyone can see even precogs)
The best precog in existence (he's seen everything coming at him since before they were born)
His webbing moves just as fast as he does if not an infinteimal amount slower than he does.
and it can hold even the gods for eternity since it never disolves and can't be cut by anyone.
He can sap his opponents powers til they're weaker than newborn babies.
He is also omniscient as he knows everything about a person.
Once the spidersense goes off Spiderman is already elsewhere.
He appearently can fly and completly immobilize his opponents too...
Batman:
If you ask his fanboys, Batman can beat anybody and anything with prep time, knows all martial arts, and is the most smartest man on universe.
Fanboy Batman's powers:
Knows all martial arts in the multiverse.
Can defeat anybody with one well-placed hit.
Can beat anybody with even one minute of prep time.
Has files about everyone that tell their weaknesses and how they can be beaten.
His suit can withstand anything.
He knows everything about anything.
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I hope that this essay about fanboyness was helpful to you.
I mean Whirly 
