SM wins normally, but Wolvie's fanboy powers are beyond pretty much anyone except Flash Prime and JP. So with fanboy-mode on, the wallcrawler goes down.
Fanboy is the term used to describe fanatic persons that have discovered an comic book character and started to feel an affinity at him. In most cases, this affinity is normal, and manifests only as liking to the character. The person can admit when his character will lose, and will not defend him in every imaginable situation. In this cases, the person is referred as "fan".
But in one case out of twenty, the affinity grows gradually, until the person evolves into monstrosity called FANBOY. Fanboyness is an psychological disorder that has close relation to schizophrenia. The exact cause to fanboyness is not known, but fanboyness is one of the most annoying psychological conditions on world. When a person suffers a case of fanboyness, something in his brain snaps. The person will have delusions that make him believe that his favorite character is unbeatable. He thinks that his favorite can beat any being, even god, with or without the right situations. He will overrate his favorites abilities. His character is always the best, most skilled and coolest.
Most fanboys are under 18. They usually don't have any knowledge of comic books outside their own favorite character. In most cases, the fanboy is not even an expert in knowledge about his own character. If you encounter an fanboy, remember that he is totally impervious to common sense. Only the most skilled specialists can cure the fanboy from the horrible disease that is known as FANBOYNESS.
Most common character that fanboys worship:
Wolverine.
This character has hands down most annoying fanboys. They believe that Wolverine will beat anybody in ease, that no force on earth can move him, and his claws can cut through anything. List of powers that Fanboy Wolverine has:
Ten most common signs for Wolverine fanboy:
Other Characters:
Spider-Man
Fanboys of Spider-Man may actually look intelligent to the outside, but in most cases, they are not as knowledgeable. Spider-Man is regarded as supreme level intellectual who can kill even gods with one punch and who has webs that can hold anybody in place.
Fanboy Spider-man's powers:
Batman:
If you ask his fanboys, Batman can beat anybody and anything with prep time, knows all martial arts, and is the most smartest man on universe.
Fanboy Batman's powers:
Knows all martial arts in the multiverse.
Can defeat anybody with one well-placed hit.
Can beat anybody with even one minute of prep time.
Has files about everyone that tell their weaknesses and how they can be beaten.
His suit can withstand anything.
He knows everything about anything.
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I hope that this essay about fanboyness was helpful to you.
JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)
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Fanboy Wolverine vs. Fanboy Spiderman
Jul 3rd, 2005 05:22 PM
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I mean Whirly 
