Can Hulk take Lois From Superman

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HigH ScholaR
laughing laughing out loud

Dark Urizen
Living with Hulk/getting married to Hulk is a domestic violence suit waiting to happen sad

Warmonger
No. See the source of Hulk's rage is that he has a three inch-wang.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Warmonger
No. See the source of Hulk's rage is that he has a three inch-wang.

laughing

i once saw an awesome pic of Betty Ross sitting on top of Bruce Banner wanting to get some ...well.....action, and nearly snoring. She starts insulting Bruce and he turns into Hulk. She's quite happy afterwards laughing out loud

Warmonger
I don't know Superman may be able to fly all through the night, but can he rock a party till the early light?

brainchild81
Originally posted by Warmonger
I don't know Superman may be able to fly all through the night, but can he rock a party till the early light? No. He's an L7 weenie boy.

roughrider
Hulk is...endowed enough, that he's spent time as a sex slave recently, in Defenders miniseries. big grin Be that as it may, unless it's Professor Hulk there's no chance of the magic lasting, as Lois will pine again for Clark Pureheart.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by brainchild81
No. He's an L7 weenie boy.


Originally posted by Warmonger
No. See the source of Hulk's rage is that he has a three inch-wang.

yes

spetznaz
No.
Actually not just a no but a HECK NO!

Think of it this way ......most forms of the Hulk are basically rage-imbued maniacs that just try to smash everything they come across. If an obstacle or issue arises then the solution is to hit it as hard and as fast as possible.
That is the Hulk way .....smash!

When it comes to ....erm .....'relations' ......the Hulk (at least almost all forms of the Hulk) would just do the old 'Hulk smash' thing, in this case a slam,bang,thankyou maam (although I doubt the Hulk would even say thank you).
The Hulk would not only be a horrible lover but he would probably tear apart whatever poor soul he was with.

Conclusion: The Hulk (at least most versions of the Hulk) would probably be one of the worst lovers in comicdom(with the probably exception of the Thing). His whole thing would be 'smash,' and thus only enjoyable to one person ....the Hulk.


Superman on the other hand is said to be constantly holding back his strength in fear of hurting people. This indicates a very large degree of self-control.
Self-control.
Thus he is able to put others first, something that can translate into the bedroom.
Thus no 'Hulk smash' when it comes to Superman.

And anyways, Kal El is FAR better looking than the Hulk.

roughrider
That's why this has to be Professor Hulk or the Gray Hulk, both of whom had brains and charm, if rough-edged. Rick Jones' squeeze Marlo, her first appearence was as an arranged date with the Gray Hulk; she spends the night, and comes out next morning exhausted but satisfied beyond words. wink

Lucid Lui
Originally posted by Warmonger
I don't know Superman may be able to fly all through the night, but can he rock a party till the early light? great song....

Warmonger
Originally posted by Lucid Lui
great song....

Don't have th foggiest idea what you mean... whistle

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by roughrider
That's why this has to be Professor Hulk or the Gray Hulk, both of whom had brains and charm, if rough-edged. Rick Jones' squeeze Marlo, her first appearence was as an arranged date with the Gray Hulk; she spends the night, and comes out next morning exhausted but satisfied beyond words. wink

Don't make me pull out the heavy artillery........the Umar scans mad

roughrider
How about scans of his time with Jarella, his other great love? wink

Swanky-Tuna
I voted for Superman because I thought the thread was about Hulk physically taking Lois from Superman.

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
laughing

i once saw an awesome pic of Betty Ross sitting on top of Bruce Banner wanting to get some ...well.....action, and nearly snoring. She starts insulting Bruce and he turns into Hulk. She's quite happy afterwards laughing out loud

Sure that happened roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Sure that happened roll eyes (sarcastic)

Check your PM's and then come back here and appologize eyes

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Check your PM's and then come back here and appologize eyes


laughing out loud I will be waiting for those pms

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
laughing out loud I will be waiting for those pms

Check 'em now shifty

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Check 'em now shifty


laughing out loud

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
laughing out loud

Call 555-Hawthulkpics-URIZEN shifty

TwisterGameX
I could only imagine the Superman,Batman, and flash jokes

HigH ScholaR
damn i wanna see this

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by HigH ScholaR
damn i wanna see this


no you don't shock

HigH ScholaR
eek!

Now i really wanna see it

UniOmni
Can somebody pm me the pics pleaze?
Always up for some dirty humor........Just like the Hulk is i guess..

Dark Urizen
I created a monster laughing
Well, if twister wants to share it, let him. I'm not sharing it with anyone else laughing out loud

HigH ScholaR
mad

damn it this is an outrage, we want to see it.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by HigH ScholaR
mad

damn it this is an outrage, we want to see it.

Too freekin bad evil face

HigH ScholaR
sad

beer

reading

grey fox
Hmm did someone say crude humour naughty

Let's have a look !!!

HigH ScholaR
Well back to topic then.........

Sir Whirlysplat
It depends how "rough" Lois likes it.

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
It depends how "rough" Lois likes it.

Well it's a tough call. Ones faster than a speeding bullet and the mader the other one gets..the bigger but on the other hand the other could fly and is the man of steel . Hulk might rip her apart if he gets mad so...

TheBig Bad Wolf
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Well it's a tough call. Ones faster than a speeding bullet and the mader the other one gets..the bigger but on the other hand the other could fly and is the man of steel . Hulk might rip her apart if he gets mad so... why would he be mad during sex???

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by TheBig Bad Wolf
why would he be mad during sex???

I guess you didn't see the comic strip shock

First he was banner and the girl said SMALL then he got mad and He goes Hulk Smash Puny pussy shock

TheBig Bad Wolf
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I guess you didn't see the comic strip shock

First he was banner and the girl said SMALL then he got mad and He goes Hulk Smash Puny pussy shock oh this is just foul.....

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by TheBig Bad Wolf
oh this is just foul.....

yes

Dark Urizen
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laughing

Yeah.......he's got such great stamina roll eyes (sarcastic)

grey fox
LOL!!!!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by grey fox
LOL!!!!

Seriously though. Current hulk doesnt have the stamina to have sex, is beaten by spiderman via a cement truck, etc. etc. etc.

WTF? sad

grey fox
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Seriously though. Current hulk doesnt have the stamina to have sex, is beaten by spiderman via a cement truck, etc. etc. etc.

WTF? sad

Their probably de-powering him to make sentry look almighty.....

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by grey fox
Their probably de-powering him to make sentry look almighty.....

I didn't even mention the Sentry crap cry

Metalmanx
I dunno about Hulk taking Lois, but I know for a fact that Juggernaut can take She-Hulk quite nicely. She looked particulary pleased after their little session. A session that ended with the bed legs crushed under their weight, the nightstand destroyed, giant dents in the wall...Must've been good.

grey fox
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I didn't even mention the Sentry crap cry

I know , but what other reason is their ?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Metalmanx
I dunno about Hulk taking Lois, but I know for a fact that Juggernaut can take She-Hulk quite nicely. She looked particulary pleased after their little session. A session that ended with the bed legs crushed under their weight, the nightstand destroyed, giant dents in the wall...Must've been good.

Pffft.......

Hulk ejaculates prematurely

shifty

grey fox
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pffft.......

Hulk ejaculates prematurely

shifty

Mabye hulk needs a hulk-sized viagra.....

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by grey fox
Mabye hulk needs a hulk-sized viagra.....

His regeneration would destroy the effect within seconds no

grey fox
How about extended foreplay.......

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by grey fox
How about extended foreplay.......

Gets bored, turns back to Banner sad

grey fox
Well then there's no hope , sorry hulk but your bad in the sack

Hulk : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by grey fox
Well then there's no hope , sorry hulk but your bad in the sack

Hulk : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hulk Power would be devastated if he weren't banned sad

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