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It's Four AM and I'm bored as Hell, Which means I have to make a Thread On Kmc.

The If then Game! Quick Search=Negative

It works like so:

Person A: "If you give a mouse a cookie...."

Person B: "Then he will probably ask for a glass of milk. If you give him a glass of milk...."

Person C: "Then he'll Drink it. If he drinks it..."

And so on...

To Start:

If you give $4 to someone on the Internet you hardly know, and there's a Sandwich involved, Then....

what? i dont get it. im dumb! weep

Then he will probably take the $4 then stab you with a sandwich. If he stabs you with a sandwich...

then your jacket will be ruined. If your jacket is ruined..

Then you will need to buy a new one. If you don't have money for a new one..

if you dont have money you will have to eat worms for money

If you have to eat a lot of worms for money, then you will most likely develop a strange Fungus in a place that makes sitting a Pain in the Ass.

If you develop a strange Fungus in a place that makes sitting a Pain in the Ass, then..

Then you'll have to bitchslap your own ass. Or rip it off. If you ripped it off, then...

you'll have to shit through a hedgehog. If you shit through a hedgehog then...

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you baby cousin--who is lactose intolerant--in the stomach, making him non-lactose intolerant. Too bad the baby will die. You should have never laughed in the presence of Chuck Norris. He is everywhere. You cannot laugh. You can only die.
























































Then...

You get buried.

If you get buried...

Then you're going to turn into a dirt-eating zombie. If you're allergic to dirt....

Then you'll have to find a decent replacement pretty damn quickly. If you couldn't find a quick replacement...

...Then you'd have to have Surgery on your Pelvic Bone. If you have surgery on your Pelvic Bone...

i dont get it

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
i dont get it

Then you would be stupid. If you were stupid...

You would have said "I don't get it".

If you said "I don't get it," everyone would take the mickey (p*ss) out of you. If everyone took the p*ss out of you, then

...Then you'd get to skip time it would have taken for to to sit down and pee. If you skip the time that it would have taked you to sit down and pee...

...you would die of bladder infection. If you died of bladder infection...

then you would be dead. If you were dead.......

No one would notice if you Bumped a thread. If no one noticed if you Bumped an old thread..

Then you could keep going and spam the forum If you spammed the forum..

No one would notice if you Bumped a thread. If no one noticed if you Bumped an old thread..

they would all post in it. But if they did notice you bumped the thread. . .

then they will chase you and beat you down .

IF BARKER UPDATED HIS HP FANFIC, THEN.. haermm

Then we would slap him for making us wait. If Barker was chasing us for slapping him he would do what then...

.. . then he'd make me eat a meat pie. If I ate the entire meat pie in one bite . . .

I would be so turned on I would have sex with you, If I had sex with Tired Hiker...

...then I'd be gay. If I were gay . . .

then you would marry Barker. If TH married Barker...

They would join with me to take over the world, If the Tharkers and I took over the world...

you would fail. If Tharkers and Eclipso failed at taking over the world...

They would be inprisoned for life to buttsecks. If they were imprisoned for life to buttsecks then...

everyone would be all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?". If everyone was all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?" then...

...else?

Originally posted by Barker
everyone would be all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?". If everyone was all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?" then...

Then we would all be confused, If everyone was confused...

Originally posted by Eclipso
Then we would all be confused, If everyone was confused...

then the confusion would cause them (both men) to realize that they aren't gay anymore, if they are no longer convinced that they are gay, then...

They are straight, if they are straight then..

Originally posted by masterkit
They are straight, if they are straight then..

they go on the hunt for female prospects....once they were on the hunt they found...

Okay you missed it up. Re-read how it's supposed to be set up.

Then they would be lonely desperate men, If they were lonely desperate men then...