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Barker
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Shocked If - Then

It's Four AM and I'm bored as Hell, Which means I have to make a Thread On Kmc. no expression

The If then Game! Quick Search=Negative

It works like so:

Person A: "If you give a mouse a cookie...."

Person B: "Then he will probably ask for a glass of milk. If you give him a glass of milk...."

Person C: "Then he'll Drink it. no expression If he drinks it..."


And so on...

To Start:

If you give $4 to someone on the Internet you hardly know, and there's a Sandwich involved, Then....


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Council#13
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what? i dont get it. im dumb!


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Then he will probably take the $4 then stab you with a sandwich. If he stabs you with a sandwich...


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then your jacket will be ruined. If your jacket is ruined..

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Then you will need to buy a new one. If you don't have money for a new one..


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Council#13
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if you dont have money you will have to eat worms for money


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Barker
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If you have to eat a lot of worms for money, then you will most likely develop a strange Fungus in a place that makes sitting a Pain in the Ass. no expression

If you develop a strange Fungus in a place that makes sitting a Pain in the Ass, then..


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Then you'll have to bitchslap your own ass. Or rip it off. If you ripped it off, then...


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you'll have to shit through a hedgehog. If you shit through a hedgehog then...


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H. S. 6
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Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you baby cousin--who is lactose intolerant--in the stomach, making him non-lactose intolerant. Too bad the baby will die. You should have never laughed in the presence of Chuck Norris. He is everywhere. You cannot laugh. You can only die.
























































Then... no expression


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You get buried.

If you get buried...


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Then you're going to turn into a dirt-eating zombie. If you're allergic to dirt....


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Then you'll have to find a decent replacement pretty damn quickly. If you couldn't find a quick replacement...


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Barker
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...Then you'd have to have Surgery on your Pelvic Bone. If you have surgery on your Pelvic Bone...


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i dont get it


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by darthvader_fan
i dont get it


Then you would be stupid. If you were stupid...


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You would have said "I don't get it".yes


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If you said "I don't get it," everyone would take the mickey (p*ss) out of you. If everyone took the p*ss out of you, then


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Barker
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...Then you'd get to skip time it would have taken for to to sit down and pee. If you skip the time that it would have taked you to sit down and pee...


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Diamonds
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...you would die of bladder infection. If you died of bladder infection...


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