Fool's World Map

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Fool's World Map

http://www.chakuriki.net/en/world/

A map, based on idiotic (and stereotypical) thoughts of the world made by people.

It's really freaking funny.

Re: Fool's World Map

Originally posted by Lana
http://www.chakuriki.net/en/world/

A map, based on idiotic (and stereotypical) thoughts of the world made by people.

It's really freaking funny.

WTF? Antarctica as a beach? There aren't words to describe the stupidity in that. But just for the heck of it: 😱

I live in Africa. shock

😂

I live in Disneyland. dodgy

According to that map, I live on the border of New York and Texas.

*shrugs*

Click the various names on the map for 'descriptions'.

Jurassic Park, here I come!! 😱 ....... dunce

3. Disneyland is home to a breed of particularly large rodent, which nests in the dark tunnels of Space Mountain. These animals may be persuaded to emerge from their lairs and pose for pictures by baiting them with small children.

That's so Michael Jackson. 😐

Ha 😐

So apparently I actually live in New York hmm

holy fuffalo buckers... it is awesome. im gonna show it to mia madre, who is an ex-history and geography teach, she will love it

ok i'm abit confused....
the map Show Australia to be in Europe but then the info say Australia is in Oz
and apparently my current location is Mu, some land where i would "kill anyone who stands in it way,even his own brother if necessary ,his right owner is the emperator Webzen,who is also a ninja and a schoolgirl from Japan" 😑

In Australia, all Aboriginies are in fact Japanese exiles that have painted themselves. They do this because they like the outside life. 🤨

Every Australian schoolchild must pass an exam in crocodile spotting and wrestling. Extra points are awarded for wearing tan clothing and calling out, "Crikey!" repeatedly. Crikey is the national god of Australia; his consort is Barby. Australians sacrifice shrimp to her. 😕

North Pole
From Chakuwiki

* Santa lives here, where he runs a slave camp of elves.

OMG!!! I KNEW IT!!! 😱

Orange County - Once the home of many trees that bore fruit named after the county, Orange County (official motto: "We Are Not Los Angeles!"😉 was incorporated in the late 1890s when yuppies of the time grew ill of being associated with Los Angeles. Future plans involve renaming the county "House County".

Well, there's home. 😐

Originally posted by BakaXero
Every Australian schoolchild must pass an exam in crocodile spotting and wrestling. Extra points are awarded for wearing tan clothing and calling out, "Crikey!" repeatedly. Crikey is the national god of Australia; his consort is Barby. Australians sacrifice shrimp to her. 😕

😆

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/04/ms_relocates_switzerland/

I live in the Dominican Republic. 😐

Scotland is one of the three kingdoms that was at war until they all made peace and formed the United Kingdom (AKA Magic Kingdom).

90% of its population are fraudsters who make a healthy living selling elaborate multi-cloured garments to Americans who they pretend to have historical connections to.

😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
Orange County - Once the home of many trees that bore fruit named after the county, Orange County (official motto: "We Are Not Los Angeles!"😉 was incorporated in the late 1890s when yuppies of the time grew ill of being associated with Los Angeles. Future plans involve renaming the county "House County".

Well, there's home. 😐

Thats funny, since Orange County isnt really that much different from los angeles.

If you put 'schadenfreudebitteachtungsein' into Babel Fish, it says 'please.' 😱

Originally posted by Captain REX
If you put 'schadenfreudebitteachtungsein' into Babel Fish, it says 'please.' 😱

😕

Back in the day Australia was where prisoners were sent to when prisons became overcrowded. In short, all Australianians are criminals, or descendants of criminals. If they tell you otherwise, they are lying and must be arrested. Do not trust Australians.

Northern Hemisphere tourists must purchase new CD players when visiting Australia, since CDs play backwards in the Southern Hemisphere due to the Coriolis Effect.

The state animal of Australia is the wombat (or bunyip), a venomous kangaroo which eats small children.

😂