The 'KMC SCRIPT' Game

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Dusty
Easy game. It's somewhat like a roleplay but with a lot less numbers and stats and stuff. What this game is about is basically writing a script about the KMC members. It's meant to be funny, so laugh whenever you feel like it. Please don't bash a member (who isn't perm banned). Take the story wherever you'd like. You aren't allowed to kill off anyone.

In the script you dont have to do the 'INT. CAR - EVENING' thing. Just write a location and put in some dialogue. I'll start.

(The opening is taken from 'Star Wars' : A New Hope)



'KMC THE MOVIE'
Written by the Members of KMC


Inside the bar, strange creatures play exotic big band music on odd-looking instruments as Dusty, still giddy, downs a fresh drink and follows Vinny and Tired Hiker to a booth where WrathfulDwarf is sitting. WD is a tough, roguish starpilot about thirty years old. A mercenary on a starship, he is simple, entimental, and cocksure.

WrathfulDwarf
Hi. I'm Captain of the 'Motherless Ugly Baby'. I heard you are all looking for a ship.

Dusty
Yes, indeed. If the 'Motherless Ugly Baby' is fast.

WrathfulDwarf
Fast?! You've never heard of the 'Ugly Baby'?!

Vinny
Should we have?

WrathfulDwarf
It's the ship that made the Spam castle in less than 10 parcepts!

Dusty reacts to WD's stupid attempt to impress them with
obvious misinformation.

WrathfulDwarf
I've outrun Imperial Trolls, not the local
bulk-bashers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Banner ships
now. If my Ugly Baby is fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?

Dusty
Only passengers. Myself, the boy Vinny, Tired Hiker, and no questions asked.

WrathfulDwarf
What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

Dusty
Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Duplicate threads and the like.

WrathfulDwarf
Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you
something extra. A Playstation 3.

Vinny
A PS3? We could almost buy our own ship for that!

Tired Hiker
Um.. I haven't had any dialogue until now..

WrathfulDwarf
But who's going to fly the ship, kid!? You?

Vinny
You bet I could. I'm not such a bad noob myself! We don't have
to sit here and listen about your ugly baby...

Dusty
We haven't that much with us. But we could pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach the Mod forum.

WrathfulDwarf
Seventeen, huh!?

WD ponders this for a few moments.

WrathfulDwarf
Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay number 1337.

Dusty
1337..

WrathfulDwarf
Look over there. A potential climax of this story...

Dusty and Vinny turn around to see four Imperial stormtroopers looking at the dead bodies and asking the bartenders some questions. The bartender points to the booth.

Troopers
All right, we'll check it out.

Tired Hiker pulled out a rubix cube and threw it at the troopers.

~Da Rev~
*kills off vinny* ermm


thank you. I'll be here all week.

Okay, i'm done.

Spartan005
Vinny
"Look... Stormtroopers! ... Maybe they'll have sex with us!" eek!

Captain REX
Dusty

"Those are no stormtroopers...those are moderators."

TheKingofKINGS!
The Storm troopers then move to attack Tired Hiker, but is defended by the King of Kings, who idolizes TH.

King: Don't Worry Hiker, I'll stop them with my HHH impersination.

(towards to Stormtroopers)

I am the Game!

All the Stormtroopers die because Triple H sucks.

TH: Thanks n00b from hell, I mean King of Kings

Dusty: Masturbation

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a random Sotrm Tropper comes and butt-rapes King of Kings. The others leave the bar quickly.

Dusty
Dusty: That was a close one!

Vinny: should we save KingofKings?

Dusty: No. He's getting butt-raped by storm troopers. That's GOLD!

TH: Sure was! What do we do now?

WrathfulDwarf: Follow me to the ugly baby!

The Rag-tag team left to board the ship.

Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Lets all stop to take a pee.

Dusty and Tired Hiker look at each other.

Vinny: Nervous Guys? Lets get undressed, that might help.

Dusty and Tired Hiker run from stormtroopers as Vinny just stands there with his wang out taking a piss.

TheKingofKINGS!
The gang arrives at the Ugly Baby, to Find King of Kings, pacing in front of the ship, having difficulty walking.

Kok: Thanks for that guys

WD: No Problem, let's get in the ship.

They all get in the ship while Kok lies down with his butt in the air.

Dusty: (writing something) and Porn was posted by a n00b in the OTF today....

TH: SO King of Kings, thanks for taking a butt-rape for us.

King of Kings: You're thanknig me? I enjoyed it!?!?

Captain REX
EDIT - too slow...

FG725
FG725 soon arrives on the scene!

FG725
Hold on WD you owe Mist four dollars!

FG draws gun

Dusty
Edit- too slow

Spartan005
edit

Vinny Valentine
no expression


Vinny: Where Are we Dusty?

Dusty
Dusty: It seems we are inside the ugly baby..

Vinny: Where are we going again?

Dusty: An awful place. A place so awful not even the word 'awe' would be awe-inspred by it's awfulness.

Vinny: ?

Dusty: Rex's Bar and Grill!!!

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: It seems we are inside the ugly baby..

Vinny: Where are we going again?

Dusty: An awful place. A place so awful not even the word 'awe' would be awe-inspred by it's awfulness.

Vinny: ?

Dusty: Rex's Bar and Grill!!!


Vinny Stops an looks at him.

Vinny: Dude, Did you just say we are inside an Ugly Baby?

*Vinny Breaks out laughing*

FG725
FG725: Um....I'm threatening your very lives. Someone pay attention to me so I can shoot at you or something

TheKingofKINGS!
King of Kings: It's the ship, douche.

TH: Yeah, now I'm gonig to slit my wrists with a pickle.

KOK: Kai Lein was that stromtrooper, I called him a pornographic ****, and he cut off his cock.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by FG725
FG725: Um....I'm threatening your very lives. Someone pay attention to me so I can shoot at you or something


*Gives FG72m a nipple Twister*

"Is that enough attention for you?"

FG725
*Fg725 runs to the back of the ugly baby crying*

Spartan005
The Ugly Baby blasts off, when suddenly Dusty pulls out an object from his pocket... a lightsaber!

Dusty
"Vinny, this is no ordinary weapon... to master it you must know the ways of the.....

Vinny
"The Force!?"

Dusty
"No.... The Schwartz" (I can't spell)

Dusty
Spock beamed down FG725 to the planet 'SPAM'.

Vinny: Thank god.

Dusty: Totally, he was ruining our script.

Tired Hiker: This rubix cube is so ****ing hard.

Dusty: You know what else is hard?

Tired Hiker: Candles?

Dusty looked around the room.

Dusty: Sure buddy. Candles.

Dusty: Vinny, check the control room. I think we're being followed.

Vinny: By whom?

Dusty: Lana and Ush.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Spock beamed down FG725 to the planet 'SPAM'.

Vinny: Thank god.

Dusty: Totally, he was ruining our script.

Tired Hiker: This rubix cube is so ****ing hard.

Dusty: You know what else is hard?

Tired Hiker: Candles?

Dusty looked around the room.

Dusty: Sure buddy. Candles.

Dusty: Vinny, check the control room. I think we're being followed.

Vinny: By whom?

Dusty: Lana and Ush.


Vinny walks over to the control room and sees all kinds of buttons, One says do not press and one says Porn. He pushes porn and the ship begins to rumble as it turns into a Big Flying Vagina.

Vinny: Didn't See that one coming. Dusty Shoot The Pee Cannons At Lana and Ush!

Dusty: What the Hell is Vinny on Tired Hiker?

Tired Hiker: God Damnit this cube is hard!

Tired hiker throws it at the wall and it bounces onto the Pee Canon button.

The Pee Canons shoot at Lana and Ush's Ship.

FG725
FG725
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


random pop up
see shemales naked now!

FG725
NO!!!!!!

Spartan005
no expression

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny walks over to the control room and sees all kinds of buttons, One says do not press and one says Porn. He pushes porn and the ship begins to rumble as it turns into a Big Flying Vagina.

Vinny: Didn't See that one coming. Dusty Shoot The Pee Cannons At Lana and Ush!

Dusty: What the Hell is Vinny on Tired Hiker?

Tired Hiker: God Damnit this cube is hard!

Tired hiker throws it at the wall and it bounces onto the Pee Canon button.

The Pee Canons shoot at Lana and Ush's Ship.

Later on Ush's ship...

Ush: We need maximum banning power!

Lana: I'm on it, sexy.

Ush: for the last time. My name is Ushgarak.

Lana: PEEE!!!

The giant pee stream hits the side of the ship and it spins out of control.

Vinny: We got 'em!

Kai Lein: Yall'z Idiets.

Dusty: Please leave

Kai Lein: I need a smoke.

Vinny: You need a dick, now leave.

Tired Hiker threw the Rubix cube at Kai lein and killed him.

WrathfulDwarf: What's going on back there?!?!

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Later on Ush's ship...

Ush: We need maximum banning power!

Lana: I'm on it, sexy.

Ush: for the last time. My name is Ushgarak.

Lana: PEEE!!!

The giant pee stream hits the side of the ship and it spins out of control.

Vinny: We got 'em!

Kai Lein: Yall'z Idiets.

Dusty: Please leave

Kai Lein: I need a smoke.

Vinny: You need a dick, now leave.

Tired Hiker threw the Rubix cube at Kai lein and killed him.

WrathfulDwarf: What's going on back there?!?!


Vinny: Nothing Love.

WD : Damn right nothings going on back there, Vinny if you're touching things again, I'll pull this ship over and put you across my knee young man.

Vinny: *Hides behind Tired Hiker*

Dusty: Haha Vinnys In trouble!

WD: You Too Dusty!

Dusty: *Hides behind Tired Hiker Too*

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Nothing Love.

WD : Damn right nothings going on back there, Vinny if you're touching things again, I'll pull this ship over and put you across my knee young man.

Vinny: *Hides behind Tired Hiker*

Dusty: Haha Vinnys In trouble!

WD: You Too Dusty!

Dusty: *Hides behind Tired Hiker Too*

WD: Tired Hiker!

TH: eh?

WD: What the hell are you doing?

TH: Herb.

WD: You're doing herb?

TH: Yup.

WD: How is that possible for the love of all that is holy?

TH: I'm not really sure.

Vinny: F*ck it. Are we almost there, dwarfmaster?

WD: We'll be there on moments notice.

Dusty: Ok.

Vinny sat on a chair and looked at his watch.

TheKingofKINGS!
Kok: *hide behind Hiker* Save us with your Harry Potter Bomb threat!

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
WD: Tired Hiker!

TH: eh?

WD: What the hell are you doing?

TH: Herb.

WD: You're doing herb?

TH: Yup.

WD: How is that possible for the love of all that is holy?

TH: I'm not really sure.

Vinny: F*ck it. Are we almost there, dwarfmaster?

WD: We'll be there on moments notice.

Dusty: Ok.

Vinny sat on a chair and looked at his watch.



Vinny: *The watch springs open and starts shooting jello everywere*

Dusty: What the f**k? What the hell is that?

Tired Hiker: Herb.

Vinny: Its my Jello Master Twelve.

Tired Hiker: Yeah Sure.

Dusty: Vinny were the hell do you get this shit?

DarkC
Oh, I'd be good at this. If only everyone wasn't posting at the same time.

Dusty
You have time. We should co-ordinate somehow..

Bloigen
Originally posted by Spartan005
no expression

~Spartan Out

Vinny Valentine
Yeah, these fast responces suck

lord xyz
*lord xyz sneaks on board as a stow away and is currently in the laundry room*

Atleast that's what I think it is.

Vinny Valentine
Vinny walks into the Mapping system room and re-routes the computers to send the Vagina ship to Candy and Sex Planet.

WD: VINNY!

Dusty: God Damnit.

Tired Hiker: Sounds Sexy.

Dusty
Dusty: How the hell did Xyz get on the ship?

WD: Oh, sorry. He's the sex toy.

Dusty, TH, and vinny looked at WD, Confused.

WD (in a southern accent): XYZ! Get back in your cage before I pull out the rubber hose!! DO you wanna see the gimp!?

Xyz: No sir. No more, sir. No mas.

WD: You'll get your treat later!

Dusty: That was F*cking wierd.

Vinny: Yup.

TH: This rubix cube....is f*cking HARD!!!!!

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: How the hell did Xyz get on the ship?

WD: Oh, sorry. He's the sex toy.

Dusty, TH, and vinny looked at WD, Confused.

WD (in a southern accent): XYZ! Get back in your cage before I pull out the rubber hose!! DO you wanna see the gimp!?

Xyz: No sir. No more, sir. No mas.

WD: You'll get your treat later!

Dusty: That was F*cking wierd.

Vinny: Yup.

TH: This rubix cube....is f*cking HARD!!!!!


Vinny and Dusty sit down on the Lazyboys and watch Tired Hiker fiddle with the Rubix cube. Vinny stands up, goes over and pulls it from him, solves it then sits it down on the glass table. Then he sits down again as Dusty and Tired hikers mouthes drop as they look at him.

Dusty
WD: That was a 'Gay Rubix' cube.

Dustin looked around.

WD (cont'd) : Only gays can solve it.

Chewbacca: Gllllllaarrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
WD: That was a 'Gay Rubix' cube.

Dustin looked around.

WD (cont'd) : Only gays can solve it.

Chewbacca: Gllllllaarrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!


After about 5 minutes, Vinny says to WD. : Hey Shut up, I'm not Gay.

Dusty: Sure Vin, Sure.

Out Of No Were, Ladylcuk shows up naked on Vinny's Lap.

Vinny: shock

Ladyluck: I Can dig it.

AOR
~Meanwhile in some distance area of KMC~

Random n00b: We've entered the OTF.

AOR and two stormtroopers enter with LadyLuck. Her
hands are bound.

LL: Governor Itzak, I should have expected to find you holding
AOR's leash. You perv, I knew your were up to something the moment you sent me the PM.

Gov. Itzak: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I was...err it was when I sent you the pm

LL: I surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility
yourself!

G.I.: Lady Luck, before your execution I would like you to be my
guest at a ceremony that will make this n00b destroyer station operational. No KMC Forum will dare oppose the Emperor now.

LL: The more you tighten your grip, Governer Itzak, the more n00bs will slip through your fingers.

G.I.: Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way,
you have determined the choice of the thread that'll be closed
first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the
N00b base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power...
on your thread: Lady Lucks Thread.

LL: No! My thread is peaceful. We have no bashing or banning. You can't
possibly...

G.I.: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name
the thread/forum!

Governer Itzak waves menacingly toward Lady Luck.

G.I.: I grow tired of asking this. So it'll be the last time. Where
is the n00b Thread?

LL overhears an intercom voice announcing the approach to
her thread.

LL: (softly) the star wars rpg forum.

Lady Luck lowers her head.

LL: They're in the Starwars Forum.

G.I.: There. You see Lord AOR, she can be reasonable. (addressing
the random n00b) Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.

LL: What?

G.I.: You're far too trusting. The starwars forum is owned by Ushgarak and is an ineffective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your n00bish friends soon enough.

LL: No!

INTERIOR: DEATH STAR -- BLAST CHAMBER.

AOR: Commence primary ignition.

A button is pressed which switches on a panel of lights. A hooded Imperial soldier reaches overhead and pulls a lever. Another lever is pulled. AOR reaches for still another lever and a bank of lights on a panel and wall light up. A huge beam of light emanates from within a cone-shaped area and converges into a single laser beam out toward Alderaan. The small peaceful thread of Lady Luck is blown into KMC dust.

AOR
kinda over did it, didn't I bag

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
After about 5 minutes, Vinny says to WD. : Hey Shut up, I'm not Gay.

Dusty: Sure Vin, Sure.

Out Of No Were, Ladylcuk shows up naked on Vinny's Lap.

Vinny: shock

Ladyluck: I Can dig it.


This Works better after AORs.

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
After about 5 minutes, Vinny says to WD. : Hey Shut up, I'm not Gay.

Dusty: Sure Vin, Sure.

Out Of No Were, Ladylcuk shows up naked on Vinny's Lap.

Vinny: shock

Ladyluck: I Can dig it.

Vinny: But I can't!!!

Dusty: Oh my god, it's the surprise of the century.

WD: We're landing!

TH: Goddamn that Rubix cube.

WD: We are officially landing on the planet 'MDF'.

Dusty: Hey, I was born there!

Vinny: I've never been.

TH: It's ok.

Ladyluck: MDF? What the hell is that?

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Vinny: But I can't!!!

Dusty: Oh my god, it's the surprise of the century.

WD: We're landing!

TH: Goddamn that Rubix cube.

WD: We are officially landing on the planet 'MDF'.

Dusty: Hey, I was born there!

Vinny: I've never been.

TH: It's ok.

Ladyluck: MDF? What the hell is that?



Vinny: Isn't that the planet known for having the cannablistic Backfire babies I wrote about awhile ago on KMC?

Dusty: Yeah, It Is.

Tired Hiker: Guys, why is there two cubes now.... huh

Vinny: Sweet, Lets go hunting backfire babies with our wangs.

Dusty: Did you say wangs or guns?

Vinny: Guns.

WD: Okay lets go outside idiots.

Taft: Can I Come?

Ladyluck: Were the hell did you come from?

Taft: Were did you come from?

Ladyluck: Exactly.

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Sweet, Lets go hunting backfire babies with our wangs.

Dusty: Did you say wangs or guns?

Vinny: Guns.


laughing


Taft: Let's just say I'm one of the lesser supporting characters who dies early on in the story for the greater good of the main characters.

Dusty: That'll work.

Vinny: All right. We're here. Now what

Backfire Baby: I'm going to ban Vinny alive!!!!

Vinny: What?!??!

Backfire Baby: Oh wait. Did I say ban?

Vinny: Yeah.

Backfire Baby: Oh, my bad.

Vinny: It's cool.

Backfire Baby: I meant Restrict.

Vinny: F*ck.

Dusty: I fail to see where this story is going.

Kai Lein: Yall'z Idiets.

Vinny: How the hell did you get back here?!

Dusty: He's a force ghost. Also known as a 'Sock'.

Vinny: Dammit. Backfire, ban him please.

Backfire Baby: Done.

TH: Now what?

Backfire Baby: Where was I?

TH: You were just about to go satisfy yourself to some pornographic material.

Backfire Baby: Are you sure?

TH: No.

Backfire Baby: OH YEAH! I'm going to ban Vinny Valentine!!!!

Dusty: That's fine by me. I make the better threads anyway. Who do you think thought up the script Idea?

Backfire Baby: Eh? You?

Dusty: Werd.

~Da Rev~
*maynard enters*

Maynard: Did someone call me?

Vinny: No, but can i see you naked?

Dusty: Ermm, no one called you, but now that you're here you can support our cause

Maynard: And that is?

Vinny: Yeah, i was wondering the same thing.

Backfire Baby: Was it Banning vinny?!??!!!?

Vinny Valentine
Vinny Kicks Dusty in the balls making him fall over on the ground crying*

Backfire Baby: Was I going to ban Dusty, Or Vinny?

Vinny: Vinny. Oh wait, Damnit!

Backfire Baby: I'll Let daddy handle this fool, Literaly.

Backfire: Hey Vinny.

Vinny: Hi Backfire.

Backfire: ermm Wanna Play 360.

Vinny: Sure, It could be a trap but he did say he had a 360.

Maynard: Vinny, You're Retarded but Hot.

Maynard shoots Backfire and Backfire's baby with a Tazer*

Vinny Steals Backfires 360*

Tired Hiker: I Solved The Cube!!

WD: It has to hve all sides the same color, not 1.

Tired Hiker: ****!

DanZeke25
DanZeke25: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/DTM921/ORLY.jpg

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Kicks Dusty in the balls making him fall over on the ground crying*

Backfire Baby: Was I going to ban Dusty, Or Vinny?

Vinny: Vinny. Oh wait, Damnit!

Backfire Baby: I'll Let daddy handle this fool, Literaly.

Backfire: Hey Vinny.

Vinny: Hi Backfire.

Backfire: ermm Wanna Play 360.

Vinny: Sure, It could be a trap but he did say he had a 360.

Maynard: Vinny, You're Retarded but Hot.

Maynard shoots Backfire and Backfire's baby with a Tazer*

Vinny Steals Backfires 360*

Tired Hiker: I Solved The Cube!!

WD: It has to hve all sides the same color, not 1.

Tired Hiker: ****!

Lance: Did someone say 360!!!!

Maynard: Yeah, that little red child is getting away with it.

*backfire and his baby lay dead on the floor*

Lance: Whats up with them?

Dusty: Its actually a really long story. But i will not rest untill the 360 is back

Lance: Yeah.

Maynard: ....... oh....oh.....YEAH!!!!

Tired Hiker: Wait, guys. I've almost got this som' biatch

WD: No you dont. *grabs cube and throws it away* Now lets go watch Spice World

Dusty: Ah Gay.

DanZeke25
Originally posted by DanZeke25
DanZeke25: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/DTM921/ORLY.jpg

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Lance: Did someone say 360!!!!

Maynard: Yeah, that little red child is getting away with it.

*backfire and his baby lay dead on the floor*

Lance: Whats up with them?

Dusty: Its actually a really long story. But i will not rest untill the 360 is back

Lance: Yeah.

Maynard: ....... oh....oh.....YEAH!!!!

Tired Hiker: Wait, guys. I've almost got this som' biatch

WD: No you dont. *grabs cube and throws it away* Now lets go watch Spice World

Dusty: Ah Gay.

Vinny Runs onto the ship and starts hitting random buttons, The doors shut and the ship starts up and zooms off, only to hit a tree and explode, throwing Vinny back towards them with the 360 in his hands. He lands on the ground in the middle of them and the 360 explodes. He weakly smiles his perverted smile.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Runs onto the ship and starts hitting random buttons, The doors shut and the ship starts up and zooms off, only to hit a tree and explode, throwing Vinny back towards them with the 360 in his hands. He lands on the ground in the middle of them and the 360 explodes. He weakly smiles his perverted smile. Dusty: You little skank, vinny.

Maynard: That wasn't even a 360 he had. It was a bendy straw with a rubber band attatched to it.

Vinny: Yeah, it was. I'm not going to live the lie anymore.

WD: Its good to come clean, vin.

Tired Hiker: Yeah, good job.

Lance: Wait just a damn second. The kid steals something from Backfire, runs away, explodes, and now we're praising him?

*backfires Baby wakes up*

Backfire baby: Yeah, good job

Lance: Did i miss somthing?!?!?!

Maynard: We love you vinny

*group Hug*

Lance: **** it

*lance joins the hugging*

DanZeke25
Vinny: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song.

Lance: I'm too sexy to even f*ckin reply to that.

JacopeX: (Nobody heard what Jacope said because nobody gives a shit.)

Bloigen:
Originally posted by Bloigen

Vinny Valentine
Danzeke, go away ermm

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Dusty: You little skank, vinny.

Maynard: That wasn't even a 360 he had. It was a bendy straw with a rubber band attatched to it.

Vinny: Yeah, it was. I'm not going to live the lie anymore.

WD: Its good to come clean, vin.

Tired Hiker: Yeah, good job.

Lance: Wait just a damn second. The kid steals something from Backfire, runs away, explodes, and now we're praising him?

*backfires Baby wakes up*

Backfire baby: Yeah, good job

Lance: Did i miss somthing?!?!?!

Maynard: We love you vinny

*group Hug*

Lance: **** it

*lance joins the hugging* *mist walks in*

Mist: Well.....aren't we gay.....$4?

Maynard: Oh, mist, when did you get here?

Mist: Around the part where Vinny was grabbing your ass

WD: Its not what it looks like.

Lance: *whispers* WD, get your hand out of my pocket

Mist: Okay, well. Why'd you stop? I came here to join.

Vinny: I think they're done, but we can always hug

*mist shrugs*

Mist: Allright

*mist and Vinny hug*

Maynard: Hmm....And you guys question my sexuality.

Dusty
Dusty: What the ****?

Lance: What?

Vinny: (dammit I was enjoying th hug)

Dusty: Why are we here again?

Vinny: I'm not really sure..

TH: DAMMIT! I LOST MY SIDE OF THE CUBE!!!

Dusty: TH, There's a secret, you know that?

TH: There is?!?!

Dusty: Yeah. Don't be a dumbass.

Vinny: Soooo I heard there were creatures on this planet.

WD: Your mom is a creature. no expression

Vinny: That may be. but we are all forgetting our purpose in this story.

Dusty: And what is that?

Proudly, Vinny stood up and puffed out his chest.

Vinny: TO FIND THE GOLDEN DANCING BANNANA!

Lance: You spelled it wrong.

Vinny Valentine
Vinny looks over at Maynard then nods to Mist. They both grab a bag of condoms and start filling them up with water.

Vinny: Water Balloon Fight!

Vinny throws one at Maynard and it explodes throwing water all over him.

Xavius
Xavius: Yo. I'm A Surgical Doctor. I can reconstruct teh babies face! Woot!

Dusty
Dusty: Let's kill Xavius. Just kill him.

JacopeX: You're a Quack, G!

Dusty: ?

K.Diddy: I'm not here

Vinny: damn straight.

DarkC
DarkC: I am master of the blades. Lightsabers don't count.

Vinny: Okay, show me.

DarkC: (slices a swatch of pubic hair off of Vinny)

Vinny: What, no!!! I was saving that for a special occasion!

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: What the ****?

Lance: What?

Vinny: (dammit I was enjoying th hug)

Dusty: Why are we here again?

Vinny: I'm not really sure..

TH: DAMMIT! I LOST MY SIDE OF THE CUBE!!!

Dusty: TH, There's a secret, you know that?

TH: There is?!?!

Dusty: Yeah. Don't be a dumbass.

Vinny: Soooo I heard there were creatures on this planet.

WD: Your mom is a creature. no expression

Vinny: That may be. but we are all forgetting our purpose in this story.

Dusty: And what is that?

Proudly, Vinny stood up and puffed out his chest.

Vinny: TO FIND THE GOLDEN DANCING BANNANA!

Lance: You spelled it wrong. Vinny: I like things that are shaped like bannana's

Lance: You're still spelling it wrong. B-a-n-a-n-a-s

Vinny: p-e-n-i-s? *vinny grins*

Lance: Yes, vinny. *rolleyes*

WD: So, Dust, this banana you speak of.

Dusty: What about it?

WD: Isn't that what i just asked?

Dusty: What?

WD: What?

Mist: What?

Maynard: *takes off shirt*

Dusty: I'm not going the one who came up with this, so why are you asking me?

Vinny: Thats right. The Banna

Lance: Goddamnit

Vinny Valentine
Vinny Throws a water Condom at Vavius and Dusty, then gets betrayed by mist and gets covered in Water.

Vinn: You Whore!

Maynard hits Mist with a water Truck

Vinny High Fives Maynard.

Maynard: Owned raver

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Throws a water Condom at Vavius and Dusty, then gets betrayed by mist and gets covered in Water.

Vinn: You Whore!

Maynard hits Mist with a water Truck

Vinny High Fives Maynard.

Maynard: Owned raver


Maynard: That wasn't water.

Vinny: no expression

Dusty: I'm gonna go watch thunercats or something.

Lance: Me too.

WD: I say we look for the gold!

Lance: After thundercats.

Vinny: I think I'll masturbate to my usual picture of Backfire.

Dusty: You do that.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Maynard: That wasn't water.

Vinny: no expression

Dusty: I'm gonna go watch thunercats or something.

Lance: Me too.

WD: I say we look for the gold!

Lance: After thundercats.

Vinny: I think I'll masturbate to my usual picture of Backfire.

Dusty: You do that.

Vinny: Nah maybe the picture of Dusty.

Dusty: *Pukes on Maynard*

Maynard: I love you Too no expression

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Nah maybe the picture of Dusty.

Dusty: *Pukes on Maynard*

Maynard: I love you Too no expression WD: Where i come from, Puke is a sign of good luck.

Maynard: Oh, well......giddy-up no expression

Vinny: Dont hog all the puke, i want some.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
WD: Where i come from, Puke is a sign of good luck.

Maynard: Oh, well......giddy-up no expression

Vinny: Dont hog all the puke, i want some.


Vinny: Actually I don't, I think I see chunks of Chris rock in there.

Dusty: What no expression

Mayard: Ewww Chris Rock! Get this Puke off me.

WD: AHHHHHH CHRIS ROCK!

Xavius
Xavius: Dude . . . I'm a Doctor. Don't kill me.

*Throws Megavitamin at Dusty.*

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Actually I don't, I think I see chunks of Chris rock in there.

Dusty: What no expression

Mayard: Ewww Chris Rock! Get this Puke off me.

WD: AHHHHHH CHRIS ROCK! Maynard: I wish i was chris Rock.

*WD Punches chucnks of Chris Rock*
*chris rock then goes into singing "No sex in the champagne room"*

Vinny: Sex?!?!! Where?!??!

WD: Get out of my head....GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Mist: F*ck!

DanZeke25
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Danzeke, go away ermm

Fight me.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Maynard: I wish i was chris Rock.

*WD Punches chucnks of Chris Rock*
*chris rock then goes into singing "No sex in the champagne room"*

Vinny: Sex?!?!! Where?!??!

WD: Get out of my head....GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Mist: F*ck!

Mist starts trying to solve a Rubix cube.

Maynard: Damnit.

Vinny : Sex?

WD: *Hits Vinny with a newspaper*

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mist starts trying to solve a Rubix cube.

Maynard: Damnit.

Vinny : Sex?

WD: *Hits Vinny with a newspaper*

Dusty: It seems we have arrived at the golden banana temple.

Vinny: Sex?!

Dusty: No.

WD & TH: OK, LETS GO INSIDE!

Dusty: no expression

Vinny: Teehee, they said 'inside'.

Dusty: Seriously, wtf?

Mist: How did I get in this story again?

All of a sudden, the Juggernaut appeared at the gates of the temple.

Jugg: I'm the goddman juggernaut B*TCH!

Dusty: OOHH SHEET!

Vinny: High Juggernaut

Juggernaut turned to Vinny and slapped him in the face. Sending vinny flying for miles upon miles.

Jugg: PIMP SMACK YO ASS B*TCH!

Dusty: I need my superpowers!!

Mist: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

The KMC members transformed into the power rangers!

Dusty: Triceratops!

TH: Sabertooth Tiger!

Mist: Red Devil!

Captain Rex: TYRANNOSAURUS REX!

WD: White Tiger!

Captain Planet: Captain PLANET!!!

Dusty: now what? confused

Juggernaut: I dunno, but I'm the juggernaut B*TCH!

THe Juggernaut picked up captain rex and threw it at Tired Hiker

Juggernaut: BAM! F*Cked you up with yo own pimp!

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: It seems we have arrived at the golden banana temple.

Vinny: Sex?!

Dusty: No.

WD & TH: OK, LETS GO INSIDE!

Dusty: no expression

Vinny: Teehee, they said 'inside'.

Dusty: Seriously, wtf?

Mist: How did I get in this story again?

All of a sudden, the Juggernaut appeared at the gates of the temple.

Jugg: I'm the goddman juggernaut B*TCH!

Dusty: OOHH SHEET!

Vinny: High Juggernaut

Juggernaut turned to Vinny and slapped him in the face. Sending vinny flying for miles upon miles.

Jugg: PIMP SMACK YO ASS B*TCH!

Dusty: I need my superpowers!!

Mist: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

The KMC members transformed into the power rangers!

Dusty: Triceratops!

TH: Sabertooth Tiger!

Mist: Red Devil!

Captain Rex: TYRANNOSAURUS REX!

WD: White Tiger!

Captain Planet: Captain PLANET!!!

Dusty: now what? confused

Juggernaut: I dunno, but I'm the juggernaut B*TCH!

THe Juggernaut picked up captain rex and threw it at Tired Hiker

Juggernaut: BAM! F*Cked you up with yo own pimp!

Dusty Throws a box of Trix at the juggernaut, making him explode into millions of little white rabbits that start feeding on WD.

Dusty: Should we help him?

Mist: I don't know, Should We?

WD meekly crys out for help.

Tired hiker hits all the rabbits with an AXE he stole from WD earlier on.

WD: So thats were my axe went.

Tired Hiker: What Axe? *Stuffs it down Dustys Pants*

Dusty: Holy jesus.

Maynard: Are we going into the Golden banana or what?

Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Dusty Throws a box of Trix at the juggernaut, making him explode into millions of little white rabbits that start feeding on WD.

Dusty: Should we help him?

Mist: I don't know, Should We?

WD meekly crys out for help.

Tired hiker hits all the rabbits with an AXE he stole from WD earlier on.

WD: So thats were my axe went.

Tired Hiker: What Axe? *Stuffs it down Dustys Pants*

Dusty: Holy jesus.

Maynard: Are we going into the Golden banana or what?

Dusty: When did you get here?

Maynard: Dude.. I dunno.

Vinny: Alright lets go.

Dusty and the gang go inside the banana temple to find many traps like from 'Indiana Jones'.

Dusty: I just need my whip.

Vinny: Who the hell do you think you are?!

Dusty: Yo momma last night.

Maynard: So, there's like a really huge rock rolling this way.

WD: Oh, that's my left testicle.

Maynard: Oh yeah, I seen that shit last week.

Mišt
Vinny: Testicles? You saw testicles! B!tchschmoll

Maynard: Look man its no big deal, we were just getting changed and -

Vinny: Dont even TALK to me man mhm

Maynard: Whats the big deal, its not like we did anyth-

Vinny: LALALA not listening!

Dusty: Um dudes, that rock is getting closer...

Mist: runaway2

WD: I never noticed my left one was bigger than my right...

Dusty: *pulls out whip*

Vinny: naughty

Dusty: roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dusty
laughing

Mišt
big grin This is fun....write some more!

Dusty
One sec, I'll throw in a large bit.

Nobody post. no expression

Mišt
*post* no expression

No but seriously, this could work out cool if if was made in the multi author forum, then it wouldnt get spammed with crap....and we could make more stories in there without clogging up the OTFmist

Dusty

Mišt
laughing out loud

Vinny Valentine
Raz walk in with his banning stick.

Raz: Okay Who blew up my boulder?

Everyone points to Vinny.

Vinny: Oh you bastards!

Raz starts hitting Vinny with the Ban Stick.

Vinny : Hey...ouh..ow ow ow.. Stop that! Ouch..Ouch!

Dusty: Vinny' getting beat up haha.

TH: We should save him ermm

Mist: To The Rescue!

Lance: How about we just watch star wars on this big plasma screen TV?

Mist and TH: Ok

Vinny falls on the floor getting slowely hit with the ban stick.

Vinny: This is really starting to hurt!!

Darth Vader: CHUUUU CHAAAAA Use The Force Vinny.

Vinny puts his wang out and Raz Explodes. Vinny then floats about everyone and fire burns from his eyes.

Maynard: It's someones time of the month ermm

Thorinn

Mišt
Maynard: *bends over to bend up TH's rubix cube, revealing a little bit of underwear*

Vinny: *suddenly becomes normal* droolio

Mist, Dusty, TH, Lance: dodgy

Maynard gets up. "What'd I miss?" confused

Dusty: "Uh...nothing.." dodgy

Mist: whistle

TH: *plays with rubix cube"

Lance: "...Vinny was perving on you"

Maynard: w00t "Wait, did he have pants on?"

Lance: "Nope"

Maynard: "That sonofabitch" sneaky2

Vinny: *pants around ankles* "What"

Lance: "roll eyes (sarcastic)"

Vinny Valentine

Mišt
Mist takes his top off. mistboobs

Lance, Dusty, Maynard, TH: huh

Vinny: droolio

Mist: icon5_2 Pervert. *puts top back on*

Vinny: *sulks* disgust

WD: "This is the captain, we're about to experience some slight turbulence....*he leans to the side and lets out a fart, the whole ship rocks*"

WD: "Head's up, we've entered an asteroid field"

Dusty: "Dude I thought we should be in the OTF by now?"

Vinny: "Penis? Boobs? All of the above?"

Dusty: What the f**k?

Maynard: "Wheres the OTF?"

WD: "Thats what Im trying to tell you kid, its not there....we're at the coordinates, except....no OTF"

Dusty: "No way...dont tell me they've banned the entire OTF?" shock

Vinny: "O RLY?"

WD: "Ya rly"

TH: "NO WAI!"

Lance: "I see what you did there.."

LethalFemme
shock

Thorinn
laughing out loud


Mist should write more often.

Ladyluck
laughing

Mišt
Originally posted by Thorinn
laughing out loud


Mist should write more often.

laughing out loud I will, but more people have to keep continuing it.

Thorinn

~Da Rev~

Thorinn
the hustle. laughing out loud

Vinny Valentine
Vinny after after 12 hours of watching them Hustle, blurts out "Hey It wasn't a Trash Can."

Everyone laughs at him and they start to do the Peter Bump.

Vinny pulls Dusty out of the hustle and then Maynard grows vampire fangs and bites Dusty turning him into a Hampire Hustler.

Vinny Backs away slowly and runs back onto the shit. He then Hides in Mists bed and notices its very wet and sticky.
....And that it tastes like Suger Cubes.

Dusty: Were'd Vinny Go?

Maynard: Not a Clue, Guess I shouldn't have fed him those Ecstacy Pills.

Mist: Those were Suger Pills...

Maynard: I guess he's just an idiot then.

A Piece of paper floats into Maynards hand and says "You are now a Priest"

Rev.Maynard: Sweet.

Ladyluck: I haven't said anything for awhile. Weres My Clothes?

lord xyz
~ Missing Scene 1: Child left behind ~

lord xyz is floating away from the ship which is going to the planet MDF in the background.

lord xyz: Damn.


Out of nowhere, a linkin park space ship came by and picked up xyz as a slave just before xyz died of suffocation.

Current song playing: Faint

lord xyz: I can't be a slave right now, I have to get back on that ship.

So lord xyz and linkin park kept following Dusty and his crew but never really caught up.

Then xyz left LP and found out he was a lot faster without them and was able to catch up with them.

~ And now back to our original story ~

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny after after 12 hours of watching them Hustle, blurts out "Hey It wasn't a Trash Can."

Everyone laughs at him and they start to do the Peter Bump.

Vinny pulls Dusty out of the hustle and then Maynard grows vampire fangs and bites Dusty turning him into a Hampire Hustler.

Vinny Backs away slowly and runs back onto the shit. He then Hides in Mists bed and notices its very wet and sticky.
....And that it tastes like Suger Cubes.

Dusty: Were'd Vinny Go?

Maynard: Not a Clue, Guess I shouldn't have fed him those Ecstacy Pills.

Mist: Those were Suger Pills...

Maynard: I guess he's just an idiot then.

A Piece of paper floats into Maynards hand and says "You are now a Priest"

Rev.Maynard: Sweet.

Ladyluck: I haven't said anything for awhile. Weres My Clothes? lord xyz sees Vinny and challenges him to rock paper scissors.

lord xyz and Vinny: Rock, Paper, Scissors.

lord xyz uses paper

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny after after 12 hours of watching them Hustle, blurts out "Hey It wasn't a Trash Can."

Everyone laughs at him and they start to do the Peter Bump.

Vinny pulls Dusty out of the hustle and then Maynard grows vampire fangs and bites Dusty turning him into a Hampire Hustler.

Vinny Backs away slowly and runs back onto the shit. He then Hides in Mists bed and notices its very wet and sticky.
....And that it tastes like Suger Cubes.

Dusty: Were'd Vinny Go?

Maynard: Not a Clue, Guess I shouldn't have fed him those Ecstacy Pills.

Mist: Those were Suger Pills...

Maynard: I guess he's just an idiot then.

A Piece of paper floats into Maynards hand and says "You are now a Priest"

Rev.Maynard: Sweet.

Ladyluck: I haven't said anything for awhile. Weres My Clothes? *maynard takes off ladylucks underwear*

Rev. Maynard: Sorry, they're just so breezy embarrasment

Dusty: Ah Gay.

Vinny: THERE'S A RADIO IN MY FINGERNAIL

Mist: If this is what he's like on sugar cubes, imagine what he's like on birth control.

Lance: I would prefer not too.

Vinny: HOLY COW, PANCAKES TO THE MOON!

*vinny turns the ship around set for a crash course to the moon*

WD: Oh Crap.

Mist: Computer, disable vinny's coordinates

Compter: I cant do that Mist.

Mist: Wtf? You can't talk

Rev. Maynard: It was me sad

Lance: This is confusing.

Dusty: Well, lets sum it up, we're all going to die because vinny is a dipshit.

Mist: yeah, thats about right.

Lance: Son of a *****

*Lance then punches Vinny and everyone laughes and thanks lance*

Vinny Valentine
laughing



Oh Man.







Vinny: *Hits a button causing the ship to turn into a disco and locking the door to the control room*

Vinny starts making the ship go faster, he re routes everything which only a genious could do and he makes the ship go to Mach a million. They then crash into the end of the universe and the ship dissapears, Then they are all floating in space.

lord xyz
Revenge! big grin

Thorinn
Are you going to become gods like bender?

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
laughing



Oh Man.







Vinny: *Hits a button causing the ship to turn into a disco and locking the door to the control room*

Vinny starts making the ship go faster, he re routes everything which only a genious could do and he makes the ship go to Mach a million. They then crash into the end of the universe and the ship dissapears, Then they are all floating in space.



Lance: Is everyone here?

*Rev. Maynard, Dusty, Mist, WD* Reply: Yeah

Lance: Where'd Vinny go

*DUN DUN DAHHHHH*



Vinny: Shopping malls, rainbows, SHOES!!! AM I IN HEAVEN!??!?

*the rest of them get shot to the same place Vinny is at*

Lance: The gay universe. Smells like Pine.

Maynard: Oh god, i'm not good around gay people, i tend to, act like them.

*maynard slowly starts to transform*

WD: Interesting, there are no other signs of life.

Vinny: Hey Guys!

Dusty: goddamnit

Vinny Valentine
Maynard leaps at Vinny and gives him a great big hug. Vinny falls down and smashes his head on a Fluffy Pink Rock. He gets knocked out then awakes suddenly. Standing up he starts to talk with a deep southern accent.

Vinny: "Yall, I Shmoke"

Suddenly the universe changes and they are all in a southren Universe.

Dusty: It seems like Vinny controls this universe.

Maynard: What the f**k?

Lance: So you're Saying Vinny's a God?

WD: Yeah, it seems.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Maynard leaps at Vinny and gives him a great big hug. Vinny falls down and smashes his head on a Fluffy Pink Rock. He gets knocked out then awakes suddenly. Standing up he starts to talk with a deep southern accent.

Vinny: "Yall, I Shmoke"

Suddenly the universe changes and they are all in a southren Universe.

Dusty: It seems like Vinny controls this universe.

Maynard: What the f**k?

Lance: So you're Saying Vinny's a God?

WD: Yeah, it seems. Maynard: Oh please, No

Vinny: Y'allz Idietz

Dusty: So if vinny controls the universe, why dont we try to get him to think of the regular universe.

Mist: I believe i can explain this one. *clears throat* Vinny is a douchebag.

Lance: Word Up.

*Vinny chokes on the smoke of his cigarette*

Maynard: I got it. *maynard then picks up a building and smashes it on vinny*

Dusty: How'd you do that?

Maynard: Simple, the southerners always use pixiesticks to make their buildings

Dusty: I did not know that

Maynard: Well you learn some-- *cut off by the changing universe*

*Which brings them to the OTF Universe as it was before it blew up*

WD: We're back in the OTF

Maynard: This must have been what it was like right before the explosion.

*Alpha......C....then enters*

AC: This it OTF, you're newbery has come to an end...

Dusty
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Maynard: Oh please, No

Vinny: Y'allz Idietz

Dusty: So if vinny controls the universe, why dont we try to get him to think of the regular universe.

Mist: I believe i can explain this one. *clears throat* Vinny is a douchebag.

Lance: Word Up.

*Vinny chokes on the smoke of his cigarette*

Maynard: I got it. *maynard then picks up a building and smashes it on vinny*

Dusty: How'd you do that?

Maynard: Simple, the southerners always use pixiesticks to make their buildings

Dusty: I did not know that

Maynard: Well you learn some-- *cut off by the changing universe*

*Which brings them to the OTF Universe as it was before it blew up*

WD: We're back in the OTF

Maynard: This must have been what it was like right before the explosion.

*Alpha......C....then enters*

AC: This it OTF, you're newbery has come to an end...

Dusty woke up and grabbed at his face.

Dusty: What a cuckoo dream. Where are we?

TH: Damn Rubix Cube..

Vinny: I believe we are on the planet 'Dood'.

Dusty: WTF?

Vinny: Exactly.

Ken: So what are we doing here?

Dusty: ?

Vinny: looking for a small irish monk.

Dusty: confused

Vinny: Yup..

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty woke up and grabbed at his face.

Dusty: What a cuckoo dream. Where are we?

TH: Damn Rubix Cube..

Vinny: I believe we are on the planet 'Dood'.

Dusty: WTF?

Vinny: Exactly.

Ken: So what are we doing here?

Dusty: ?

Vinny: looking for a small irish monk.

Dusty: confused

Vinny: Yup..

Vinny: And by a small Irish monk, i mean we're looking for the golden banana.

Ken: Not this crap, again.

Vinny: Yes, Kenny-pie, this crap again.

Maynard: Why do we keep him around?

Dusty: I was just starting to wonder that

TH: Son of a b*tch, there are just so many colors.

Vinny: We're here for your daughter, chuck.

Ken: I'm going to kill him.

Maynard: Fight Fight Fight.

Vinny Valentine
Vinny: I Wanna put my Wang in you Dusty.

Dusty: What the f**k?

Dusty Wakes up Screaming*

Dusty: Oh My God Was a Scary Dream.

Dusty Looks over and sees Vinny sleeping by him*

Dusty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tired Hiker comes out from under the covers*

TH: Be Quiet, You'll make the Rubix cube explode.

Dusty: Thats Not a Rubix Cube... Its My..

Tired Hiker: I Got it! *Cracks it into place*

Dusty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dusty Wakes up screaming on the Vagina Ship*

Maynard: Fight Fight.... What the hell, How'd We Get Here?

Vinny: I imagined being on the Vagina Ship.

Lance: Okay then...

Lyoko Saver
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: I Wanna put my Wang in you Dusty.

Dusty: What the f**k?

Dusty Wakes up Screaming*

Dusty: Oh My God Was a Scary Dream.

Dusty Looks over and sees Vinny sleeping by him*

Dusty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tired Hiker comes out from under the covers*

TH: Be Quiet, You'll make the Rubix cube explode.

Dusty: Thats Not a Rubix Cube... Its My..

Tired Hiker: I Got it! *Cracks it into place*

Dusty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dusty Wakes up screaming on the Vagina Ship*

Maynard: Fight Fight.... What the hell, How'd We Get Here?

Vinny: I imagined being on the Vagina Ship.

Lance: Okay then...

Lyoko saver:*jumps out with nothin but his underwear and a blanket around his neck* I am here to save the day!

Vinny:cool droolio

everyone else: WTF! Not another one!

Lyoko Saver
LS:y r we in a vagina

Vinny:sex?

LS:*steps behind table* no

JaehSkywalker
JS walks in.

Js: you're all crazy.... no expression

Lyoko Saver
LS:yep

Vinny:sex

Others: What the f**k?

JaehSkywalker
JS: WTH is happenin here anyway?

*silence.. you can hear crickets..*

Lyoko Saver
LS:something to do with a banna and vinny being a god. Also where r my pants

JaehSkywalker
JS: What about vinny? ANd what's a banna?

Vinny: no expression

JS: Here. *throws pants*

Lyoko Saver
LS:thnx*puts pants on* also vinny controls the universe

JaehSkywalker
JS: WHYYYY oh WHYYYYY...... *passes out*

*wakes up on the floor*

JS: where are we?

Lyoko Saver
LS: in a vagina ship over the remains of the otf

JaehSkywalker
JS: but why?

Lyoko Saver
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
JS: but why?

LS:were in a vagina ship becuase vinny is an idiot

vinny: confused

LS: and i'm not sure about the otf

JaehSkywalker
JS:Vinny, can't you think of anything else... roll eyes (sarcastic) in all places in the world why here...

Vinny: stick out tongue

JS: erm

Lyoko Saver
vinny: SEX!!!

LS and JS: *walks in other room and locks door*

LS: that should hold him

JS: I'm not sure if tats true if he is a god

LS: o yea

the universe then changes bak into the gay universe

LS:ahhhhhh *jumps into JS's arms*

JS:???

JaehSkywalker
you got that right>> ???

JS: what in the space...?

Lyoko Saver
vinny: YEA!!! *runs around asking for sex*

LS: I beleive Vinny has lost it

JS: yep

LS: can i get down now

JS: yea

LS:*he jumps down and runs over to vinny* lets hope this works

Vinny: huh

LS then whacks vinny and the universe turns into something from star trek

LS:I knew i should have brought my lightsaber

JaehSkywalker
JS: I brought mine.... OF all the places, why Star Trek? I hate Star trek! Did you whack hard enough?

Lyoko Saver
LS: i did. apparently he went to the gay universe so we are stuck here with ppl that take along time to say a simple sentence.

JS: how do we get out though

LS: we hijack the largest ship they got and fly off to the cordinates of the star wars universe, find the head jedi, become jedi, use the force to go to the gay universe and hurt vinny, then we go bak to star wars, ensemble an army, and crus the trekkies.

JaehSkywalker
JS: maybe we should kill vinny.... maybe everything will turn to normal after then...

LS: or maybe we will be stuck here forever.

JS: good point. i say we do what you said. look! there's the enterprise!

Lyoko Saver
LS: cool lets take over the crew with jedi mind tricks

JS: I thought u said we had to learn how to become jedi

LS: we have lightsabers right

JS: right

LS: then we must be jedi or else we r messed up *pulls out his back up saber and duck tapes it to his blaster* lets go

JaehSkywalker
JS: let's go...

Someone from the enterprise*i dunno anyone big grin *: wrong! you're gonna alter the timeline! ... *keeps jammering on something about time travelling*

another crew-sucker: hey! who are you? *looks at JS and LS*

JS looks at LS. She force chokes the two.

LS *darth vader voice*: bring me to the captain of this ship.

*crew points to the cockpit then dies*

JS: i always wanted to do that...

Lyoko Saver
riding up an elevatar LS and JS arrive on the bridge.

Captain Kirk: What r u doing here

JS chokes the security guards and crushes all the phazers

LS: this ship belongs to me and my freind

First lueitenant Spock: that is highly illogical that u could take command of this ship even with your freinds powers

LS: try me

kirk sees his chance and rushes LS

LS: fool *force shoves against wall* Pathetic

Spock then rushes LS only to be choked by JS

LS: y did u do that he waz a vulcan do u know wat that mean

JS: nope

LS: me neither lets atleast keep MCcoy and kirk alive

JS: Who

LS: the captain and the head medic

JS: how do u know this

LS: I had a trekie freind who blapped about this alot

JS: k

LS: *walks and sits in captains chair* set course for coruscant at watever is the fastest spped this can handle without blowing up

some bridge member: y should I

JS lifts hand in force choke move

bridge guy: yes sir and mam

JaehSkywalker
*i love this thread... anyways..*

*arrives at coruscant*

Traffic control: unknown ship, this is traffic control. where is your heading and who the hell are you?

JS: this is the enerprise. Hi! I'm a jedi you know.

Traffic control: COme in.

Kirk shouts in the backround: HEYY!! We're hijacked! help us!

Traffic control: OH SHUT up prisoner.

Lyoko Saver
LS: Yea u heard the traffic guy shut up

spock: wats a jedi

LS: I thought u killed him

JS: wow Vulcans r strong

Spock: thats illogical the reasobn i lived is that main chrac*choking sound*

LS: shut up dude

JS:dumb trekkie

the ship lands and r 2 heros r met by....

JaehSkywalker
the council.

MAce: who are these fugitives?

JS: oh, they come from another movie.

Mace: movie?

LS: she means planet.

Mace: what planet?

LS: Jrmsfeatdss.

Mace: blink

Spock: what on earth... where are-

Lyoko Saver
LS: spock you aren supposed to be dead!

Spock: illogical

LS,JS,Council: STFU

JS: r we going to kill the trekkies now

LS: I changed my mind the council can do that we have to hurt vinny

JS: alright

JaehSkywalker
*boards jedi starfighters*

as they blasted off, Jaeh watches as the council slaughters the trekkies.

JS: yay!

LS: off to the gay uni.

JS: where is that?

Lyoko Saver
LS:next to the straight universe acroos from the lesbian universe

JaehSkywalker
JS: *dizzy*

*arrives at seen and finds vinny at-

Lyoko Saver
a gay bar in the bed in the bak

LS: lets wait until later and try to look like a couple

JS: r u hitting on me

LS: no i just don't want to look gay

JS: SURE

LS: shut up

JaehSkywalker
JS: moves inches away from LS* COme one let's go in.

*after everything*

JS drags vinny outside. literally.

JS: now what?

Lyoko Saver
LS: umm not sure

JaehSkywalker
JS: maybe the council would have something to say. *shoots astun bolt in vinny to be sure*

*returns to coruscant. Then vinny wakes up.*

MAce: who is that?

Lyoko Saver
JS: wat do we do with him

Yoda: a jedi we will become

vinny: woot jedi babes

LS: look wat u did

JS: jealous becuase i am a jedi babe

LS: shut up

JaehSkywalker
JS: maybe yoda will do something...

*watches as yoda talk to vinny. seems interested.*

.. or not.

LS: just shut up.

JS: hmm... maybe vinny's the sith lord!

Lyoko Saver
LS: if vinny is the sith lord then i like u

JS: umm LS

vinny then force lightnings everything

JS: you were saying

LS: I hate my life

JaehSkywalker
JS: *blocks lightning meant for her by saber* you do?

LS: yeah.

JS: *pumps stun bolt into vinny again* YOu need to do something to her. now.

Lyoko Saver
LS:wtf

JaehSkywalker
JS shuts up. finally.

LS looks at her. JS smirks.

Lyoko Saver
LS: knock it off i don't like U!

JS: suuure

LS: STFU

JS: tats not nice to say to a crush

LS: shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

JaehSkywalker
JS: did i just say that?

LS: yeah...

JS: no i didn't!

LS: yes you did

JS: no...

LS: i said yes. no q's asked.

JS shuts up again. LS looks.

JS: stick out tongue

Lyoko Saver
LS: lets just knock vinny out and through him in the cargo hold

JS: k

vinny is then knocked out and taken to the vagina ship were they throw him in the cargo hold

LS: we need to change this ship

JaehSkywalker
JS: with what and how? oh wait, I've got an idea.

*whacks vinny with a blaster* *ship changes into a star destroyer*

*imperial theme song*

JS: uh-oh...

Lyoko Saver
LS: awesome music

JaehSkywalker
JS: of course it's-

Darth Vader: There this ship apart until you find those plans. and where are the passengers, i want them alive!

JS: hide!*whisper*

LS and JS ducks behind a big cargo box.

LS: we're in ep.4?

JS: yeah. *frowns*

Darth V: ...A presence i've never felt since...

JS: uh-oh, he's on to us.

LS: then... *turns the saber on and attacks Darth V.*

JS *to herself*: oh idiot...

Lyoko Saver
LS: die father

JS: father?

Darth V: i'm not your father

LS: o yea

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