Easy game. It's somewhat like a roleplay but with a lot less numbers and stats and stuff. What this game is about is basically writing a script about the KMC members. It's meant to be funny, so laugh whenever you feel like it. Please don't bash a member (who isn't perm banned). Take the story wherever you'd like. You aren't allowed to kill off anyone.
In the script you dont have to do the 'INT. CAR - EVENING' thing. Just write a location and put in some dialogue. I'll start.
(The opening is taken from 'Star Wars' : A New Hope)
'KMC THE MOVIE'
Written by the Members of KMC
Inside the bar, strange creatures play exotic big band music on odd-looking instruments as Dusty, still giddy, downs a fresh drink and follows Vinny and Tired Hiker to a booth where WrathfulDwarf is sitting. WD is a tough, roguish starpilot about thirty years old. A mercenary on a starship, he is simple, entimental, and cocksure.
WrathfulDwarf
Hi. I'm Captain of the 'Motherless Ugly Baby'. I heard you are all looking for a ship.
Dusty
Yes, indeed. If the 'Motherless Ugly Baby' is fast.
WrathfulDwarf
Fast?! You've never heard of the 'Ugly Baby'?!
Vinny
Should we have?
WrathfulDwarf
It's the ship that made the Spam castle in less than 10 parcepts!
Dusty reacts to WD's stupid attempt to impress them with
obvious misinformation.
WrathfulDwarf
I've outrun Imperial Trolls, not the local
bulk-bashers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Banner ships
now. If my Ugly Baby is fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?
Dusty
Only passengers. Myself, the boy Vinny, Tired Hiker, and no questions asked.
WrathfulDwarf
What is it? Some kind of local trouble?
Dusty
Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Duplicate threads and the like.
WrathfulDwarf
Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you
something extra. A Playstation 3.
Vinny
A PS3? We could almost buy our own ship for that!
Tired Hiker
Um.. I haven't had any dialogue until now..
WrathfulDwarf
But who's going to fly the ship, kid!? You?
Vinny
You bet I could. I'm not such a bad noob myself! We don't have
to sit here and listen about your ugly baby...
Dusty
We haven't that much with us. But we could pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach the Mod forum.
WrathfulDwarf
Seventeen, huh!?
WD ponders this for a few moments.
WrathfulDwarf
Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay number 1337.
Dusty
1337..
WrathfulDwarf
Look over there. A potential climax of this story...
Dusty and Vinny turn around to see four Imperial stormtroopers looking at the dead bodies and asking the bartenders some questions. The bartender points to the booth.
Troopers
All right, we'll check it out.
Tired Hiker pulled out a rubix cube and threw it at the troopers.