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Ok me and my friend are both after the same girl who we like. Unlike him I am bad at chattin to girls, chattin up girls and I get really, really nervous and shy. I was wondering if you guys could please help me, any advice would be well appreciated.

Just do it, although I shouldnt be giving you this advice because I dont go up talking to girls either. But just talk to her anyway, if only for experience. As far as your friend, i dont know.

Thanx. Any more advice from anyone? I really need it.

Originally posted by steverules
Thanx. Any more advice from anyone? I really need it.

You should ask her this question....

"Do you want a picture of my penis?"

Originally posted by Marth18
You should ask her this question....

"Do you want a picture of my penis?"

Only a warthog like you would ask a girl something like that


Originally posted by steverules
Ok me and my friend are both after the same girl who we like. Unlike him I am bad at chattin to girls, chattin up girls and I get really, really nervous and shy. I was wondering if you guys could please help me, any advice would be well appreciated.

Just go talk to her, let her get to know you and you get to know her, then decide what to do.

But seriously, just talk, try not to talk about something boring like the freakin weather!

Oh yea and don't look stupid while talking like your hands in your pocket and dont be looking at the floor and make sure there arnt any awkward pauses

Okay....You're shy, meek, nervous, and over all uninteresting right? Well, go up to the girl and say "How much does a polar bear weigh?.......Enough to break the ice." Then ask her to chill with you sometime.

Uh huh, kool

First girl to reply woot

Or you can just give up and let your friend have her

You can't beat the old icebreaker of "You don't sweat much for a fat burd". Works every time.

Originally posted by steverules
Uh huh, kool Or know what you could do? Find a guy who has loads and loads of charisma and live off of the traces his presence gives you.

Just be yourself, if she doesn't like you for who you are then it's not worth it.

True, I ain't gonna let my friend have her and not try...for all I know I may actually have a chance

Or practise talking to girls on this forum, I talk to girls naturally, but I guess it's not as easy for people that think love and sex are games and sweat at the very mention of anything erotic... but forget the last part.

Originally posted by steverules
True, I ain't gonna let my friend have her and not try...for all I know I may actually have a chance Doubt it.Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Or practise talking to girls on this forum, I talk to girls naturally, but I guess it's not as easy for people that think love and sex are games and sweat at the very mention of anything erotic... but forget the last part. Love and sex is a game.....Hence the term "Playa"

U doubt I have a chance?

Men

Originally posted by steverules
U doubt I have a chance? No, I doubt that you're going to do something....If you like the girl, then screw your fear and nerves, and go talk to her.

What kinda questions should I ask?

Originally posted by Wolflet
Men More like boys

thats what I ask? lol

Originally posted by steverules
What kinda questions should I ask? General stuff like what movies, music, hobbies and stuff like that. Leave them open ended so that she will want to talk and that will lead to longer conversations and she will reveal more stuff to talk about.

Ok cool.

Originally posted by steverules
What kinda questions should I ask? Don't ask questions....That makes you seem uninteresting....


People only ask questions when they haven't the wit to hold a steady conversation.

Originally posted by ThePittman
More like boys
They never listen to us either way

so what do you suggest I talk about?

Originally posted by steverules
so what do you suggest I talk about? Bring up a subject of conversation....I don't know where you're from or how old you are, so I really can't give you an suggestions.

I'm 16 and live in the uk, does that help?

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Don't ask questions....That makes you seem uninteresting....


People only ask questions when they haven't the wit to hold a steady conversation. Not generally, if you are asking questions about the person that makes you interested in what they are about and what they like which is always good for conversation. Most people love to talk about themselves and will keep on talking and one started you only need to ask a few to keep it going.

Originally posted by Wolflet
They never listen to us either way Men do, boys don't.

I'll say you do

Originally posted by ThePittman
Not generally, if you are asking questions about the person that makes you interested in what they are about and what they like which is always good for conversation. Most people love to talk about themselves and will keep on talking and one started you only need to ask a few to keep it going. Sure, I agree that asking A question will start up a conversation....but it's not much of a conversation when the guy justs keeps asking questions: "How old are you?" "16" "What's your favorite color?"Originally posted by steverules
I'm 16 and live in the uk, does that help? Um, does your school or town have a football team or something going on for the upcoming holiday season?

Nope

Originally posted by steverules
Nope Oh, well, then you're screwed....


How about a band that she likes? Is it playing near by anytime soon?

I need to ask her questions to find out what band she likes

Originally posted by steverules
I need to ask her questions to find out what band she likes Do you know anything about her at all? Or do you only like her because of her looks?

I know abit about her, not alot though

Kill your friend.

Then tell the girl while you guys are just having a little conversation that she has pretty eyes.

Pretty eyes thing helps, killing my friend just gets me put in jail

Originally posted by steverules
I know abit about her, not alot though Like what?

So I should go along with the pretty eyes thing?

I know her age, what class she is taking and her name. Like I said not alot. Plus I heard she's got a great personality

Originally posted by steverules
So I should go along with the pretty eyes thing? If you want....It's pretty cliche though.Originally posted by steverules
I know her age, what class she is taking and her name. Like I said not alot. Plus I heard she's got a great personality So you basically want her for her looks?

Originally posted by steverules
So I should go along with the pretty eyes thing?
not for a starting conversation. If she doesn't know you she might think you're weird.

Look I will admit she is hot...but she is very nice as well plus I really wanna be with her. My friend thinks I got chance against him, I wanna get the girl and prove him wrong.

Originally posted by steverules
Look I will admit she is hot...but she is very nice as well plus I really wanna be with her. My friend thinks I got chance against him, I wanna get the girl and prove him wrong. So you want to be with a girl you don't know, but is hot?

Sounds to me this is a little shallow, and a little spiteful....But I'll still help out; say hi to her, and sit with her at lunch. If the conversation rolls, then good. If it's awkward and non-existant, you're screwed. Ask around about her for some information before you make an attempt.

Good idea, this stuff is gonna do wonders

I'm not being shallow or spiteful, I generally like this girl. I'm not gonna say she's ugly am I, that would be lying. I would never ever date a girl who is hot but is just really cruel and bad personality.

Originally posted by steverules
I'm not being shallow or spiteful, I generally like this girl. I'm not gonna say she's ugly am I, that would be lying. I would never ever date a girl who is hot but is just really cruel and bad personality. Like my girlfriend is...zing!

Originally posted by steverules
Look I will admit she is hot...but she is very nice as well plus I really wanna be with her. My friend thinks I got chance against him, I wanna get the girl and prove him wrong. This makes it sound more of a competition then that you really like the girl.

Well thats good. I just...my friend wouldn't treat her right, I got people telling me that. Then I got people telling me I would. There are some people who know me and my friend like her.

And it's not a competition...if I got her I would be pleased cause I would have the girl that I want, at the same time it would prove him wrong and there is nothing I can do about it.

Originally posted by steverules
Well thats good. I just...my friend wouldn't treat her right, I got people telling me that. Then I got people telling me I would. There are some people who know me and my friend like her. No, no, you misunderstood...


...My girlfriend's hot, mean, and the biggest ***** in the world.

oooooooooh I see. So...your shallow?

Originally posted by steverules
oooooooooh I see. So...your shallow? No, she's an angel with/to me, but it's everyone else I'm worried about. I've taken care of her too much to let her go.



And plus, her parents love me.

There is...something I am good at that, may help me with my situation...I'm a funny person, I'm good at making people laugh.....should I use that?

Originally posted by steverules
There is...something I am good at that, may help me with my situation...I'm a funny person, I'm good at making people laugh.....should I use that? Ah....yeah.

Let's hear some jokes.

Well I ain't got nothing now but when it comes to her...I'm gonna be ready. Plus it's more funny when someone doesn't know ur funny and u come out with a joke....if that makes any sense which it probably doesn't.

Humor is good! But don't go just telling random jokes, that'll last for only a few minutes.
I assume you know of some of her interests, as in music, movies, cooking whatever?
Prepare some amusing conversation material that applies to those interests. Do some research perhaps.

Originally posted by steverules
Ok me and my friend are both after the same girl who we like. Unlike him I am bad at chattin to girls, chattin up girls and I get really, really nervous and shy. I was wondering if you guys could please help me, any advice would be well appreciated.
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/089/4/2/cute_by_DGO4.jpg

Originally posted by steverules
Ok me and my friend are both after the same girl who we like. Unlike him I am bad at chattin to girls, chattin up girls and I get really, really nervous and shy. I was wondering if you guys could please help me, any advice would be well appreciated.

I haven't read all the reply's so maybe you have had better advises than I can give you, but personally I'm much more interested in shy kinda guys than the smooth talkers. Just go up to her (are you in the same school? Buy her a coffee) and just talk a little. And if you start talking nonsense out of nervousness, just tell her you're nervous.
Someone who breaks through their nervousness while talking to you is like getting a very special gift, it really is! Good luck hun!

Just talk about Stewie constantly. The chicks dig it.

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Or practise talking to girls on this forum,

Ha yes, 3 years ago I would have been like bag but now its all swank.

Just go say something like..'so, have you seen ', then if she says yes you can be all 'yeah it was pretty cool hey?' and start a convo, or if she says no you can say something like 'oh you should see it, its pretty good' which then opens it up for you to ask her out to see it naughty

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is much easier on here than in real life though. For me at least.
Yes, but you're German petpet

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I told you all he'd be back in a month.

You get him to leave again I kill you. Understand?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I told you all he'd be back in a month.

Im not back petpet If I was, I'd have my avvy on.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, that's one reason why I couldn't just hit on you in real life like I do on here.

Hit on me? Like the Jews? When you hit them and beat them and gassed them? Man, you are too sick......I like you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
....I'm awesome.

Lies, you're German doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Lies, you're German doped

k we have established that dear doped

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're never going to leave.

You'll never know evillaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea well you don't count either, you're Australian. doped

Is it cause Im black?

Sexactly lookaround

****ing racist nahuh

I am on MSN evillaugh

Blocked me ermm

Erased everyone ermm

Meh, nobody talks to me anyway ermm

*slips you the $10* lookaround