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So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee haermm

So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.

I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."

So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed. haermm

...she hot? She got nice bewbs?

haermm Shes maybe a 7, big bewbz though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee haermm

So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.

I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."

So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed. haermm

Odd

Bit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee haermm

So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.

I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."

So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed. haermm


Dude, you could have died.


That was a CLOSE one, bro.


Glad you're alright.

And, you should have asked the lady for a hero's kiss....like in da movies.


SHUTUP!

Like in Army of Darkness haermm

...thought you were a cop?

I know, right? WTF was that?

clearly, it was his first time. that's why he's jittery.

First time, tenth time, hundredth time, dude had a gun, man.

it doesn't really matter.. maybe he chickened out or something... meh, at least he didn't go through with it...

still, a cop?

Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.

sounds possible. I mean who has the taste to wear black shoes with khaki's except cops? The guy was very observant.

jk, luvya.

Its a work uniform, dude haermm Normally I wear a green shirt, but they were all dirty.

Probably got nervous that you went into the bathroom right away

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.

...I just don't know. haermm

but it's still sure as heck funny rofl

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Probably got nervous that you went into the bathroom right away haermm

Technically you did go in the bathroom to fire something off...whether you call it a love gun or whatever...but yeah

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.

Base on this description I have recreated what the robber obviously witnessed through his eyes.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7a/Pikaman1.jpg

Interesting.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Base on this description I have recreated what the robber obviously witnessed through his eyes.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7a/Pikaman1.jpg hey, you! pikachu!

haermm Horny bastard!!!

only a little

check out RJ the hero

Sure why not More like the lucky bastard who was almost killed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure why not More like the lucky bastard who was almost killed.
like a very mini McClane

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure why not More like the lucky bastard who was almost killed.

hanuts
exactly what I was thinking.

Wow! How often does that happen?

...........

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

mackey

Bye bye now. Dont let the door hit ya.

hanuts
He shall return.

Originally posted by Alonzo3526
like a very mini McClane

HEY

He's like a very mini Riggs...not McClane.

Don't insult the man.

Riggs FTW.

So RJ, U wouldn't mind if I called you Riggs?

K.

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

kkkkkkkkkkk

Just dont call me Susan.

no shit!

Or late for dinner.

hanuts

hi

back again I see.

I never give up...50% of the time

hanuts

Coffee is gross.

yes it is.
i just drink coke

coke is gross.

well I'm a rarity
I like coke over pepsi

mountain dew

orange soda's my fave

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
coke is gross. fu

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fu

suck it!

The smily?

done? what now?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The smily?

whatever floats your boat.

But I dont own a boat.

i wish i did