So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee
So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.
I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."
So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
First time, tenth time, hundredth time, dude had a gun, man.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Its a work uniform, dude Normally I wear a green shirt, but they were all dirty.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
KMC Community Forums
Sep 16th, 2009 06:57 PM
The guy was very observant.
FER TEA!!
