William 'D-Fens' Foster

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Snafu the Great
Michael Douglas as William 'D-Fens' Foster

I like the movie Falling Down. This movie is all for the 'anti-hero.'

William Foster just wanted to visit his kid for her birthday. Too bad that his ex-wife has that pesky restraining order on him.

On top of that, he lost his job as a defense contractor, hence the nickname 'D-Fens.' To make matters worse, he is stuck in a L.A. traffic jam, his air conditioner is shot, and it's hot as hell.

I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

D-Fens takes the slogan 'We're not gonna take it' to the extreme. He trashes a Korean store because the owner has jacked-up prices. He beats the crap out of two Latino gangsters, who in turn try to gun him down in a drive by. He makes his grievances known in regards to not getting breakfast inside a fast-food joint...with the help of an Tec-9. He kills a neo-Nazi surplus shop owner.

And that's just the top of the iceberg.

With Robert Duvall on his tail, D-Fens is going to give L.A. a day they will never forget.

Trivia: Falling Down was shot just as the 1992 L.A. riots broke out.

Absolutely legendary character. No doubt. Some of the best bits of dialogue in film history come from this film.

We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick *******.

You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.

Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club ******* not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and *******! Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping QUEERS! 'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?

The Whammy Burger scene is f*cking awesome.

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