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Clarence Boddicker learns a dirty cop named Jack Travis is trying to take over his territory. He decides to pay Jack a visit at home.

Boddicker knocks on the door of Jack's home, Jack's bodyguard answers, and.....well, here:

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The hookers that Jack was entertaining leave. Jack, behind the bar making a drink, laughs and asks who the hell Boddicker thinks he is.

Boddicker grins, says "your worst nightmare", and blows the head off the bodyguard.

Jack ducks behind the bar and draws his revolver, Boddicker ducks behind a pillar and jacks home a new round in his gauge.


Who wins to become the solo crime boss of old Detroit? They each have a gauge and a revolver, no cop killers for Jack.

Boddicker. Hes from the LW universe's future, timewise, has a better gun...
His cop killing cred is in good standing.

Travis was nothing special: He was just good enough to beat Riggs, but against Boddicker he'll be asked "Can you flyyyyyyyy, Travis...?"

Bitches leave. Boddicker.

Why gimp Jack's Cop Killers though......?

Is it because an Ungimped Boddicker would has been an unfair mismatch given Boddiker's Cobra assault cannon?

Jack Travis? Who's that?

Answer A:
Exactly!



Answer B:
Lethal Weapon 3 Villian.

Former old school cop gone bad.

Clarence had a hand grenade in this scene when he killed Bob Morton.

Clarence too damn easy..


cobra assault cannon would simply blow travis to miniscule pieces of flotsam

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Why gimp Jack's Cop Killers though......?

Is it because an Ungimped Boddicker would has been an unfair mismatch given Boddiker's Cobra assault cannon? Bodd only has a revolver and a gauge here. Besides, wouldn't the cop killers fire right through anything Bodd took cover behind?

He has a grenade there too.
Golden rule, dude.

Otherwise he is gimped.


Copkillers no more effective, being armour piercing rounds, againsta man with no armour than regular rounds.

And Boddicker has a grenades, guns and cobra assault cannons onscreen in the movie.

This was one sided mismatches thread fodder.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He has a grenade there too.
Golden rule, dude.

Otherwise he is gimped.


Copkillers no more effective, being armour piercing rounds, againsta man with no armour than regular rounds.

And Boddicker has a grenades, guns and cobra assault cannons onscreen in the movie.

This was one sided mismatches thread fodder.


7) When the thread starter makes a new thread, it is very important to cement the conditions of the scenario in the first few posts. This is to avoid confusion and frustration among the other posters. It will not be acceptable for the thread starter to randomly change the conditions of the thread at random intervals. Once the settings/weapons/gear/handicaps/abilities/etc have been cemented in the first few posts of the thread, that is how they will stay. Therefore, be very sure and for certain of how you want your thread to be constructed.


Thread starter decrees what weapons are available. I named a gauge and a revolver.

Yes the same old Gimp loophole you always use to attempt to justify your bias.. *yawn*

Right. Take the two guys, on neutral ground, give them the same weapons, thats gimping. Shame on me.


Clownshoe>>>you.

Yours is the clownshoery. (yet again)

If one had abilities that made the competition ridiculous originally, and you've altered their abilities in anyway (even if in order to make the matchup happen) is a gimpage.
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Thats why we havent done "Macaulay Culkin can beat Ironman if only Stark doesnt use the suit, and the match is started with Stark on the floor with MC having already torn his ARC reactor out."

'Cause that would be fu*king DUMB.
































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Thanks for the epic lolz at your stupid clownshoery.

haermm Well **** me for going by forum rules.

Rules that you set up/try to have regineered when it suits you for your own gimpaholic loopholey purpose.

You only seem to interpret things extremely selectively.

Did I give Jack a rail gun and Boddicker a derringer? No, I gave them equal weaponry. I went by forum rules.

Still gimped Boddicker.

How can that be in anyway unclear to you at this point...?
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Nah, I did OK. If I gimped Impediment would let me know.

Hey, I got an idea, report me.

Nahhhhhh thats your trademark, when anyone doesn't play the "RJ gets to control everything/rig games all the time" game.

Besides why should I report people for simply being wrong?





Also you've overused/broken the report button.

Yeah, anyway, Boddicker takes this.

With or without your gimpage.

Hey, maybe we should give him Robo's gun!!!

Nope, as much as its your reflex to immediately go into the land of magic bullshit has been noted once again, that never happened in film.

(Unlike Clarence's wielding of pistols, shotguns, a grenade, the Cobra assault cannon. )

Yeah, well, I choose not to give him those weapons here. My thread, my conditions.

Scratch that, I knew there was a purpose for an ignore list

If the hat/mask fits.......



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"Yeah, well, I choose not to give him those weapons here. My thread, my conditions. "

Yeah but you mean it like you get to say who wins... especially proven wrong.
At least your agenda is now revealed.

Youre just a little hitler power freak in your own fantasy world where you can never be wrong.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Scratch that, I knew there was a purpose for an ignore list

Awesome.... Hopefully you'll stick to that this time.

You broke your promise last time.