Clarence Boddicker learns a dirty cop named Jack Travis is trying to take over his territory. He decides to pay Jack a visit at home.
Boddicker knocks on the door of Jack's home, Jack's bodyguard answers, and.....well, here:
The hookers that Jack was entertaining leave. Jack, behind the bar making a drink, laughs and asks who the hell Boddicker thinks he is.
Boddicker grins, says "your worst nightmare", and blows the head off the bodyguard.
Jack ducks behind the bar and draws his revolver, Boddicker ducks behind a pillar and jacks home a new round in his gauge.
Who wins to become the solo crime boss of old Detroit? They each have a gauge and a revolver, no cop killers for Jack.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Bodd only has a revolver and a gauge here. Besides, wouldn't the cop killers fire right through anything Bodd took cover behind?
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7) When the thread starter makes a new thread, it is very important to cement the conditions of the scenario in the first few posts. This is to avoid confusion and frustration among the other posters. It will not be acceptable for the thread starter to randomly change the conditions of the thread at random intervals. Once the settings/weapons/gear/handicaps/abilities/etc have been cemented in the first few posts of the thread, that is how they will stay. Therefore, be very sure and for certain of how you want your thread to be constructed.
Thread starter decrees what weapons are available. I named a gauge and a revolver.
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Right. Take the two guys, on neutral ground, give them the same weapons, thats gimping. Shame on me.
Clownshoe>>>you.
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If one had abilities that made the competition ridiculous originally, and you've altered their abilities in anyway (even if in order to make the matchup happen) is a gimpage. (please log in to view the image)
Thats why we havent done "Macaulay Culkin can beat Ironman if only Stark doesnt use the suit, and the match is started with Stark on the floor with MC having already torn his ARC reactor out."
'Cause that would be fu*king DUMB.
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Thanks for the epic lolz at your stupid clownshoery.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Did I give Jack a rail gun and Boddicker a derringer? No, I gave them equal weaponry. I went by forum rules.
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Nah, I did OK. If I gimped Impediment would let me know.
Hey, I got an idea, report me.
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May 11th, 2010 12:34 PM
Well **** me for going by forum rules.
