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Little Ginny Weasley is wandering old Detroit when Robocop rolls up in his car. He gets out, walks over slowly, and asks her if she needs assistance.

Ginny, suspecting that Robo is in league with Voldemort, draws her wand and stupefies him. Robo is thrown backwards on his ass, gets up, and tells her she is under arrest for assaulting a police officer.

Ginny is having none of it, Robo gets up and his leg opens, he reaches for his gun...

Who wins?

Why don't you just tell us how wizard-girl wins here?

Easy. Check this vid, at the 1:04 mark.

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Reducto.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Reductor_Curse

Pretty sure Robocop is a bit sturdier than wooded doors, hedges and some old stone walls, considering the damage he's tanked.

Also, as per your thread, Robocop already drew his weapon, so she goes down in a hail of bullets, son.

NOOO harry potter magic is no can defend!! It's all powerful, invincible and conquers all because it's made of love!!!

Anyone with the slightest bit of experience in harry potter magic could destroy superman, sauron, neo, or even G. DUBYA bush in one spell.

I see ginny automatically pwning.

I'm not even kidding, are you making this harry potter threads just to try and elevate some sort of hatred for you? Cause you end up looking like a fan-boy in every one. No offense.

No, he does it just to triple the hatred for some reason. Robocop wins; Gun beats Wand.

Hmm.

It's hard to say. IMO, Ginny would be more likely to cast avada kedavra, but the spell would have to strike Robo's flesh, not his armor. It'd just dink against his armor or bounce off.



Hmmmm....


Ginny could easily cast expelliarmus against Robo to knock away his hand cannon.

Depends on who is faster.

Does Robo delay in firing or does he start to fire? How long does it take him to raise his gun and fire after grabbing it? Find high end feats for Ginny and high end feats for Robocop on their respective casting/drawing. Compare the two times, then we have a winner. Unless someone can prove that Ginny would be more apt to cast a certain spell over another: if she casts a useless spell more often than another (useless against Robocop), then someone might have a case for pointing out that Robocop wins, easily.


Get to work, guys, before this is 15 pages.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pretty sure Robocop is a bit sturdier than wooded doors, hedges and some old stone walls, considering the damage he's tanked.

Also, as per your thread, Robocop already drew his weapon, so she goes down in a hail of bullets, son. And a big ass stone statue that ad reduced to ash by her, dooooooooooooooh!!! Redcuto reduces Robo to rubble.

Yeah, he is REACHING for his weapon, her wand is already out and at the ready, because she stupefied him.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Hmm.

It's hard to say. IMO, Ginny would be more likely to cast avada kedavra, but the spell would have to strike Robo's flesh, not his armor. It'd just dink against his armor or bounce off.



Hmmmm....


Ginny could easily cast expelliarmus against Robo to knock away his hand cannon.

Depends on who is faster.

Does Robo delay in firing or does he start to fire? How long does it take him to raise his gun and fire after grabbing it? Find high end feats for Ginny and high end feats for Robocop on their respective casting/drawing. Compare the two times, then we have a winner. Unless someone can prove that Ginny would be more apt to cast a certain spell over another: if she casts a useless spell more often than another (useless against Robocop), then someone might have a case for pointing out that Robocop wins, easily.


Get to work, guys, before this is 15 pages. Robo's high end feat of drawing is 3 seconds. Ginny takes less than a second to cast Reducto on him. Result?

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/robocop2-04-1.jpg

Petrificus totalus works too.

Kinda gimped Robo here, by breaking his usual MO of approaching a dangerous situation with his gun drawn.
(Which'd be like starting it saying weasley has to go to the bookshelf to get the book and flick through it's pages, reading it outloud, then considering the time it takes for the spell to actuate etc....)

With the Murph ungimped, Weasley gets a massive free lead suppliment to her diet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And a big ass stone statue that ad reduced to ash by her, dooooooooooooooh!!! Redcuto reduces Robo to rubble.

Yeah, he is REACHING for his weapon, her wand is already out and at the ready, because she stupefied him.

Robocop is more far more durable than stone, dude.

Ah, so you gimped it and gave the HP-side a head start, figures. Listen, if you need Robocop to lose because of the debacle you pulled in the Robocop Vs Wolverine thread, why not have him just start off in pieces and unconscious? Be easier and it would net you the same result you're aiming for.

Originally posted by Robtard
Robocop is more far more durable than stone, dude.

Ah, so you gimped it and gave the HP-side a head start, figures. Listen, if you need Robocop to lose because of the debacle you pulled in the Robocop Vs Wolverine thread, why not have him just start off in pieces and unconscious? Be easier and it would net you the same result you're aiming for.

FTW as Ginny gets her Prep in the OP, Robo is forced to smell the leather and hear the zip once more.

Its literally two gunfighters at a draw off, but one already starting with their hand on the gun while the other has a 3 sec gimpicap.

Originally posted by Robtard
Robocop is more far more durable than stone, dude.

Ah, so you gimped it and gave the HP-side a head start, figures. Listen, if you need Robocop to lose because of the debacle you pulled in the Robocop Vs Wolverine thread, why not have him just start off in pieces and unconscious? Be easier and it would net you the same result you're aiming for.

Even with her wand in her pocket, it takes her a second to grab it, less than a second to cast Reducto, maybe two seconds. Takes Robo at least three seconds to draw, do the math.

Even IF reducto doesn't blast him to bits, it will at the very least **** him up good. Expelliarmus his gun, grab said gun, and blast away at his face. Or just keep reductoing him until he is ash. Reducto in Robo's ace, one shot, one kill FTW.

Petrificus totalus, Robo is immobilized, Ginny drives away in his car.

I can do this all night, dude. Hell, she can even collapse and do the fake crying thing, take advantage of Robo's soft side, then, as he gets close to console her, BAM, death spell to the face. Only way Robo wins here is if Ginny freezes.

Spite. Spite. Double spite.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Even with her wand in her pocket, it takes her a second to grab it, less than a second to cast Reducto, maybe two seconds. Takes Robo at least three seconds to draw, do the math.

Even IF reducto doesn't blast him to bits, it will at the very least **** him up good. Expelliarmus his gun, grab said gun, and blast away at his face. Or just keep reductoing him until he is ash. Reducto in Robo's ace, one shot, one kill FTW.

Petrificus totalus, Robo is immobilized, Ginny drives away in his car.

I can do this all night, dude. Hell, she can even collapse and do the fake crying thing, take advantage of Robo's soft side, then, as he gets close to console her, BAM, death spell to the face. Only way Robo wins here is if Ginny freezes.

Still say bullets to the face wins, in an un-gimped scenario.

Yeah? Check the Freddy/Harry thread, triple spite.

Yup.

The horrific gimp bias is clear for all to see.

Hey, it could be worse, I could put someone against Freddy in the dream world with zero prep.

Wait, you did that.

Dude. HP has a chance in there.
NO comparison.

And even if it was one sided, (WHICH IT ACTUALLY ISN'T) your 13,342,987 threads of butthurt/gimping before this would literally make you the last person on earth able to say shit about it.

If everyone could put their penises away, please.

Let the debate continue.

Originally posted by Impediment
If everyone could put their penises away, please.

Let the debate continue.

*Puts penis away in Imp's wife's orifices*

There is no debate. Ginny can cast spells faster than Robo can draw and fire, end of discussion.

Originally posted by Impediment
If everyone could put their penises away, please.

Let the debate continue.




I'm reminded of "There's Something About Mary"


OH THE PAIN!

So why even make the thread if you have already chosen a victor without debating the opinions of your peers?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There is no debate. Ginny can cast spells faster than Robo can draw and fire, end of discussion.

There ya go.....RJ's gimping admission for all to see.

Originally posted by Impediment
So why even make the thread if you have already chosen a victor without debating the opinions of your peers? sadako made a spite thread (Harry versus Freddy), obviously aimed at me, I returned the favor.

See, here, Ginny can maybe drop her wand, maybe freeze, not likely, but this gives Robo a one in a million chance.

Place Harry in Freddys dream world,where Freddy controls everything, with zero knowledge of Freddy, doesn't get any more spite than that. Even Neo would lose.

But hey, you chose to call mine spite and ignore his, thats cool.

Yeah Right RJ...........

Like every HP thread youve ever made hasnt been spite.

Youre being a total dick condemning that thread as spite when there are clear ways he could win.

And more so for trying to misrepresent that thread to excuse your appalling crimes of gimphood so abundant in your threads.

Just be a man and stop doing the classic kid thing of automatically going "Yeah but HEs doing THIS" to avoid responsibility...
Especially when its not even like that in the first place....

Aw.

Hows that ignore working out...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aw.

Excellent.

You know what's excellent? Chocolate chip pancakes.

This thread is effed. I asked once, but nobody listened.

Closed.