John McClane versus Mad Max....

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Rogue Jedi
John McClane and Mad Max face off in a Death Race.

Mad Max is driving his Interceptor, as it is in the movies. It is fully fueled and has new tires. He has his shotgun with as many shells as he needs.

McClane is driving a Ford Crown Victoria. It is modified the same as the Interceptor, same engine, nitrous oxide, the works. He has his Beretta with as many reloads as he needs.

They race at the track below:

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They must complete 10 laps, the winner obviously being the first one to finish first.

To make things interesting, both cars have been outfitted with oil canisters (for oil slicks), and smoke canisters (smoke screens.) Also, their tires are equipped with a protective tyoe of rubber that is resistant to gunfire (just go with it.)

Who wins?

the ninjak
Max was born to win this. And has experience in Apocalyptic street landscapes.

Plus he is Australian.

Rogue Jedi
Max was born to rule the wasteland. Mac? He showed mad driving skills in DH3 and 4. I'm going with the McClane here.

the ninjak
After Max and McClane is done with the place it will be a wasteland.

Max FTW.

Rogue Jedi
Uh.....Mac took out a chopper, two choppers, with his car.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh.....Mac took out a chopper, two choppers, with his car.

hence the wasteland like environment.

Max owns that stuff.

You're just expanding on the inevitable.

Rogue Jedi
Max owns taking out choppers with a car? K.

the ninjak
the wasteland like environment......duh.

In the MAd Max films there wasn't that much stuff on the streets.

He lived for in car street combat, it was his thing.

McClane just fought on the fly.

Rogue Jedi
Mac driving through Central park in DH3 was impressive.

And they aren't driving in a wasteland like environment.

the ninjak
Central Park my ass try the Australian Outback with ruined crap everywhere and 20 + cars and trucks o psychos blasting at him from every corner.

Screw New York traffic.....I play Gta4 all the time there is always a way to crush your way through sidewalks and parks!


McCLane had a bomb to beat.
Max a wild army of suicidal psychpaths.

Max wins your wacky race.

Rogue Jedi
Max never had 20 plus cars blasting at him from every angle.

the ninjak
Well 270 deg at times especially final chase fights.

Dudes on trucks surrounding him and $#i7!

Rogue Jedi
In a TRUCK.

the ninjak
Ballsy!

Rogue Jedi
Mhm, Mac tends to be that way.

Sadako of Girth
McClane easily PWNs here.

End thread.

the ninjak
miffed

Rogue Jedi
What? He speaks the truth. DH4 and DH3 are a testament to this.

the ninjak
Fair enough I don't like Mad Max anyway cool smokin'

Sadako of Girth
Theyre great films, the first two....
The third though? Not so much.

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