John McClane and Mad Max face off in a Death Race.
Mad Max is driving his Interceptor, as it is in the movies. It is fully fueled and has new tires. He has his shotgun with as many shells as he needs.
McClane is driving a Ford Crown Victoria. It is modified the same as the Interceptor, same engine, nitrous oxide, the works. He has his Beretta with as many reloads as he needs.
They race at the track below:
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They must complete 10 laps, the winner obviously being the first one to finish first.
To make things interesting, both cars have been outfitted with oil canisters (for oil slicks), and smoke canisters (smoke screens.) Also, their tires are equipped with a protective tyoe of rubber that is resistant to gunfire (just go with it.)
Who wins?
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Max was born to rule the wasteland. Mac? He showed mad driving skills in DH3 and 4. I'm going with the McClane here.
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Uh.....Mac took out a chopper, two choppers, with his car.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Mac driving through Central park in DH3 was impressive.
And they aren't driving in a wasteland like environment.
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Max never had 20 plus cars blasting at him from every angle.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
What? He speaks the truth. DH4 and DH3 are a testament to this.
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