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Okay, when was your first time having magical love time?

Sex, for those slow kids out there.

Don't share if you don't want, and please no details.

My first time, was when I turned 17. My cousins Oscar and Andy got me a stripper, and as a favor to my cousin Oscar, she deflowered me.

Lasted every bit of 4 minutes, but it was awesome.



I've since gotten better by the way.

I was pretty much slow. It was late September of 2004.

I was 20, she was 29 and married. To be fair, they were separated but still living together. He never found out. I actually wish it had happened differently and with a different woman.

Fun fact: that girls brother is my neighbor/friend's boyfriend.

When i turned 26 i had sex with a fifty six year old, fat hooker. When i asked her to ride me she said she'd try but alas she was to fat. It was then i knew i bit off more than i could chew.

laughcry

End of January 2007

Me - 17
Him - 18

Ooft.

I was 14.
Dear god I feel like a whore...
It was mid October. Two weeks after my birthday.

My 2nd time was on Thanksgiving.

Age 16 in my room with a 14 year old

bull ****ing shit!!

Originally posted by mikeydude
I was 14.
Dear god I feel like a whore...
It was mid October. Two weeks after my birthday.

My 2nd time was on Thanksgiving.
You little hussy. oh

Ill be the first late one; this year with my current girlfriend, I was 23 then 24 now.

March 21 of this year with this guy I met at a party (I think he was 23?, and about to graduate nursing school.) So I was 20. I think he might be gay.

I was 18 and my little sister asked one of her slutty friends to give me a mercy f*ck since I had just graduated high school and was about to ship out to Ft. Benning, GA for Army Basic Training. She was 16, I think, and she gave me not one, but two good mercy humps since the first one lasted all of 3 minutes.

This was in 1998.

I don't want to have sex till I get married... the problem ist... I never want to get married... kind of hard...

I was 19 and at a graduation party.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I was 19 and at a graduation party.

How old are you, you look like 18...

I wish I was an upper middle class white person. They have all the fun, always.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
How old are you, you look like 18...

22


Edit: I have a birthday coming up. stoned

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
22


Edit: I have a birthday coming up. stoned

Oh, soo young. I feel old again.

16.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
You little hussy. oh
Just the way you like it. :shitty:






























Loljk.

On my honeymoon with my husband.

On her honeymoon with her husband

Originally posted by Mairuzu
On her honeymoon with her husband
ermm

Originally posted by mikeydude
Just the way you like it. :shitty:






























Loljk.
Oh you! awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
On her honeymoon with her husband

Funny I don't remember you joining us.

21 during an episode of Blackadder.

Originally posted by the ninjak
21 during an episode of Blackadder.
haermm

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

It was Blackadder the Third series.

The ep where they accidentally burnt the first dictionary and had to write a new one overnight. Good times.

haermm I never saw it but it sounds like a blast. I think I lost my virginity with Office Space playing in the background.

I think I lost mine after she and I watched Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2. haermm2

Oh god what haermm

27

A bj on my 18th birthday, if that counts.

I had pooter sex at 19, then normal sex a year after.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
A bj on my 18th birthday, if that counts.

I had pooter sex at 19, then normal sex a year after.


I did not know what you meant by "pooter" until I thought like a child.

Pooter haermm

Okay, okay, this thread needs a REAL story. All this one sentence bullshit, MAKE SOME ****ING CONVERSATION. Alright so here goes this story;

I was young, I just moved to a foreign city. It was covered it white, glowing lights of warmth shone from high-rises in all tiny windows. I was a lonely man then, no prospects at hand. Each day I discovered different facets of my new home. Soon though, the scent of freshness wore off and I quickly realized I was without company. As suddenly as I realized this thought, there she was. Medium build, blonde hair and an Elizabeth Montgomery nose. "Can I help you?" she asked as I browsed the retail shop she worked in. "Um, yeah looking for a sketch book." I said, surprised I was able to project the words from my mouth as I was struck by her beauty, "Oh they're other here, let me show you!" she said excitedly. Like that, we ended up talking for half an hour and I noticed it was my time to leave as I was about the descended the stairs I paused, turned and said "Hey, as you know, I'm new in town, any chance we can catch up and hang out? I don't know this city very well." I said pulling the metaphorical trigger. "Oh sure, there take my number!" she said ask she scribbled down her digits on some scrap paper. This was only the beginning.


TO BE CONTINUED

inb4 bel-air

Originally posted by Barker
inb4 bel-air

>implying I would ever disgrace the story of my first time with a meme.

It was with the pool boy. He was great with his hands and he really knew what he was doing.

When he just slid it in..............I just knew I was playing with a master of Connect Four.

Originally posted by Impediment
It was with the pool boy. He was great with his hands and he really knew what he was doing.

When he just slid it in..............I just knew I was playing with a master of Connect Four.

Beautiful.

Originally posted by the ninjak
It was Blackadder the Third series.

The ep where they accidentally burnt the first dictionary and had to write a new one overnight. Good times. Did you have a cunning plan? ermmhappy

It was in the summer of '93, she seventeen and i was pretty green. At first we just talked about Beatles and stuff and then she was going third base. Can't say i handled it well but she was very kind. True story you pieces of ****DOM!

When I was seventeen!

It was a very good year. hmm

It was a very good year for small town girls, and soft summer nights.

We'd hide from the lights on the village green


When I was seventeen.

Originally posted by Ax3l
When I was seventeen!

It was a very good year. hmm

It was a very good year for small town girls, and soft summer nights.

We'd hide from the lights on the village green


When I was seventeen.

What in God's holy name...

BA7p5VwAXk0

GOAT

Originally posted by Barker
BA7p5VwAXk0

GOAT

I was talkin' about the smilies. Everyone knows the song.

It's a song.

It's a song, Kramer.

It's a Dean Martin song.

From the 20s.

I KNOW IT'S A ****ING SONG, ****, DID YOU NOT HEAR ME. **** YOU ***** ARE RETARDED.

About Ax3l's first time.

YOU WERE SEVEN-TEEN

YES, I THINK THE LYRICS ARE RATHER SELF-EXPLANATORY.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t554620.html ermm

IT'S A SONG.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2pldivjpyGA/Ti0r9VV1HJI/AAAAAAAAEL8/WWfNEYWrN3c/s1600/Samsung%2BGalaxy%2BS%2B2%2B-4-720938.jpg

****ING HELL THOREN. WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A SHIT PHONE.

Hello All

People got a chance are so lucky.
I never got a chance and i also believe it to be happen after marriage only.

Thanks
A2zchild

I was sixteen years old and it was a good year because I was able to nail my thirteen year old neighbor, she had a great body back then, great memories. She was also my sisters best friend

I was 16, And was with my first solid girlfriend at her house. two days after she broke up with me, LMAO. I was sad at the time but now its kind of funny to think about.