I was pretty much slow. It was late September of 2004.
I was 20, she was 29 and married. To be fair, they were separated but still living together. He never found out. I actually wish it had happened differently and with a different woman.
Fun fact: that girls brother is my neighbor/friend's boyfriend.
When i turned 26 i had sex with a fifty six year old, fat hooker. When i asked her to ride me she said she'd try but alas she was to fat. It was then i knew i bit off more than i could chew.
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
I was 18 and my little sister asked one of her slutty friends to give me a mercy f*ck since I had just graduated high school and was about to ship out to Ft. Benning, GA for Army Basic Training. She was 16, I think, and she gave me not one, but two good mercy humps since the first one lasted all of 3 minutes.
I wish I was an upper middle class white person. They have all the fun, always.
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."