Classes for Men

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Corran
Classes for men at our local learning center for adults - Sign-up by July 30. Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty
level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of only 8 participants.

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss Of Identity: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find T hings, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning To Live: Basic Differences Between Mother And Wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

***Uponcompletion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Ushgarak
The answer to the question posed by topic 10 is clearly yes, totally impossible to stay quiet.

mechmoggy
When Mrs.MM grabs the remote I lose control of my senses, I break out into cold sweats and other cold turkey symptoms.

Hello, I'm David and I'm a remote addict.

Thomas H
a very typical corran thread!

Julie
strange...if that's what you mean

Corran
I'm not strange, I'm just....different

finti
strange

Corran
different I tell you.

mechmoggy
The "finding things" one is so true, I've turned over the house looking for something Mrs.MM has put away. Then she'll come along and find it in 3 seconds, in a place I've already looked in too.

My argument is, if she'd left it on the floor where I put it - I'd have known where it was in the first place.

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