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Corran
Lucifer
 Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
Classes for Men
Classes for men at our local learning center for adults - Sign-up by July 30. Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty
level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of only 8 participants.
Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders? Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss Of Identity: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning How To Find T hings, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning To Live: Basic Differences Between Mother And Wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
***Uponcompletion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Apr 28th, 2003 01:04 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
The answer to the question posed by topic 10 is clearly yes, totally impossible to stay quiet.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 28th, 2003 01:50 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
When Mrs.MM grabs the remote I lose control of my senses, I break out into cold sweats and other cold turkey symptoms.
Hello, I'm David and I'm a remote addict.
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Apr 28th, 2003 05:03 PM |
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Thomas H
Senior Member
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Norway |
a very typical corran thread!
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Apr 28th, 2003 05:11 PM |
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Julie
The Student
 Gender: Female
Location: New Jersey |
strange...if that's what you mean
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Apr 28th, 2003 06:10 PM |
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Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
I'm not strange, I'm just....different
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Apr 29th, 2003 09:00 AM |
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finti
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strange
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Apr 29th, 2003 09:50 AM |
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Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
different I tell you.
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Apr 29th, 2003 10:43 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
The "finding things" one is so true, I've turned over the house looking for something Mrs.MM has put away. Then she'll come along and find it in 3 seconds, in a place I've already looked in too.
My argument is, if she'd left it on the floor where I put it - I'd have known where it was in the first place.
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Apr 30th, 2003 07:20 AM |
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