What would you pick in a Zombie Apocalypse?
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TheVaultDweller
The world goes full-on Walking Dead and you have to choose a weapon.
You can either take a pistol, with one full 12 round clip, or you can take a machete. But you can't take both. So, you either have a limited means of protecting yourself at range, or you have a weapon that doesn't require ammo, but needs you to be up close to use it. Of course, if you can survive long enough down the line, you could potentially find other weapons eventually. But this thread is about your initial choice.
So, which would you choose?
Surtur
I'd probably choose the pistol and put a bullet in my head. Who really wants to live in a world overrun by zombies?
TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by Surtur
I'd probably choose the pistol and put a bullet in my head. Who really wants to live in a world overrun by zombies?
Eh, the zombie part isn't that bad, assuming slow-ass TWD zombies. It's all the other d***head survivors that are the issue.
Nuke Nixon
Pick up the pistol, shoot you, take your machete.
SamZED
We're talking slow wondering zombies or fast running zombies?
Nuke Nixon
Any kind of zombie and everyone dies. There's no happy ending to that story.
Flyattractor
What Caliber is this 12 round Pistol?
Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
Originally posted by SamZED
We're talking slow wondering zombies or fast running zombies?
The slower the better!
Machete works for me either way.
I've run out of ammo before in the field, it sucks.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
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That is why God made Explosives and Flame Throwers.
TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by SamZED
We're talking slow wondering zombies or fast running zombies?
Z-Nation zombies. So, their speed varies depending on how fresh they are. At least that's how they operated when I still watched that show.
Originally posted by Flyattractor
What Caliber is this 12 round Pistol?
Seeing as I feel like a lazy PoS right now, I will let you choose the make and model, with the only stips being it has to be a pistol, and the standard clip size for it must be 12 rounds.
TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by riv6672
I've run out of ammo before in the field, it sucks.
This seems like an understatement.

riv6672
I'll take a kukri machete. Hella nooice profile.
TheVaultDweller
Yeah, the curve in the kukri blade makes it look vicious as hell.
riv6672
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
...vicious as hell.
Just like my mom, so i'd name it 'stop HITTING me old woman i'm peeing blood, pls stop'.
Or, mom for short.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Z-Nation zombies. So, their speed varies depending on how fresh they are. At least that's how they operated when I still watched that show.
Seeing as I feel like a lazy PoS right now, I will let you choose the make and model, with the only stips being it has to be a pistol, and the standard clip size for it must be 12 rounds.
50 cal it is...
Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
Fuh Yeah! All I need to do is get the Zombos to line up and head shot 20 or 40 of em in a row.
riv6672
^^^short apocalypse.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by BackFire
My fists.
I call dibs on shooting this Zombie!!!!
TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by BackFire
My fists.
Then what are the rest of us supposed to do?
riv6672
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Then what are the rest of us supposed to do?
Watch him get bit is high on the list.
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riv6672
THE WALKING DEAD is back tonight!
marwash22
gun. for people.
I'd pick up random blunt force objects along the way for zombies.
riv6672
Solid plan.

riv6672
This thread should at least get one Halloween post, dangit!
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