TheVaultDweller
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What would you pick in a Zombie Apocalypse?
The world goes full-on Walking Dead and you have to choose a weapon.
You can either take a pistol, with one full 12 round clip, or you can take a machete. But you can't take both. So, you either have a limited means of protecting yourself at range, or you have a weapon that doesn't require ammo, but needs you to be up close to use it. Of course, if you can survive long enough down the line, you could potentially find other weapons eventually. But this thread is about your initial choice.
So, which would you choose?
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Oct 9th, 2017 08:18 PM
Surtur
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I'd probably choose the pistol and put a bullet in my head. Who really wants to live in a world overrun by zombies?
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Oct 9th, 2017 08:23 PM
TheVaultDweller
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Surtur
I'd probably choose the pistol and put a bullet in my head. Who really wants to live in a world overrun by zombies?
Eh, the zombie part isn't that bad, assuming slow-ass TWD zombies. It's all the other d***head survivors that are the issue.
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Oct 9th, 2017 08:35 PM
Nuke Nixon
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Pick up the pistol, shoot you, take your machete.
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Oct 9th, 2017 09:32 PM
riv6672
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Machete, easily.
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Oct 10th, 2017 04:31 AM
SamZED
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We're talking slow wondering zombies or fast running zombies?
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Oct 10th, 2017 05:45 AM
Nuke Nixon
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Any kind of zombie and everyone dies. There's no happy ending to that story.
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Oct 10th, 2017 06:13 AM
Flyattractor
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What Caliber is this 12 round Pistol?
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Oct 10th, 2017 06:27 AM
Nuke Nixon
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Not
Enough
Bullets
In
The
World
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Oct 10th, 2017 12:24 PM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
We're talking slow wondering zombies or fast running zombies?
The slower the better!
Machete works for me either way.
I've run out of ammo before in the field, it sucks.
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Oct 11th, 2017 04:39 AM
Flyattractor
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
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Not
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That is why God made Explosives and Flame Throwers.
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Oct 11th, 2017 06:05 AM
TheVaultDweller
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
We're talking slow wondering zombies or fast running zombies?
Z-Nation zombies. So, their speed varies depending on how fresh they are. At least that's how they operated when I still watched that show.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
What Caliber is this 12 round Pistol?
Seeing as I feel like a lazy PoS right now, I will let you choose the make and model, with the only stips being it has to be a pistol, and the standard clip size for it must be 12 rounds.
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Oct 12th, 2017 03:34 AM
TheVaultDweller
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by riv6672
I've run out of ammo before in the field, it sucks.
This seems like an understatement.
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Oct 12th, 2017 03:46 AM
riv6672
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I'll take a kukri machete. Hella nooice profile.
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Oct 12th, 2017 03:49 AM
TheVaultDweller
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Yeah, the curve in the kukri blade makes it look vicious as hell.
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Oct 12th, 2017 04:01 AM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
...vicious as hell.
Just like my mom, so i'd name it 'stop HITTING me old woman i'm peeing blood, pls stop'.
Or, mom for short.
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Oct 12th, 2017 04:08 AM
Flyattractor
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Z-Nation zombies. So, their speed varies depending on how fresh they are. At least that's how they operated when I still watched that show.
Seeing as I feel like a lazy PoS right now, I will let you choose the make and model, with the only stips being it has to be a pistol, and the standard clip size for it must be 12 rounds.
50 cal it is...
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Oct 12th, 2017 05:49 AM
Nuke Nixon
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Oct 12th, 2017 12:20 PM
Flyattractor
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Fuh Yeah! All I need to do is get the Zombos to line up and head shot 20 or 40 of em in a row.
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Oct 12th, 2017 05:51 PM
BackFire
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My fists.
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