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Lets say you found a suitcase with 1 million in cash (drug money) and decided to keep it

How do you go about spending money without being caught?

Slowly.

Splitting it up between donations to charity which I'd imagine would draw much less scrutiny than frivolous opulent spending and serve a role, and spending it on weed since that's already illicit and therefore unregulated and takes place in unobserved unrecorded transactions.

I'd get my weed paid for and help needy people at the same time.

It's cash. You can spend it however you want. Just keep your name out of credit check and tax purchases such as cars, boats, and houses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_laundering#Methods

Cayman Islands.

Pizzerias, delis, bodegas, hair salons, barber shops.

Isn't there a rule where if you find money and you give it to the cops you can keep it if nobody claims it within a certain amount of time?

I'd donated it all to Donald J. Trump, safe in the knowledge he'd never reveal his tax returns.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
I'd donated it all to Donald J. Trump, safe in the knowledge he'd never reveal his tax returns.

So he'd be getting a tax free million dollar donation...good one, I guess?

It'd be going towards Making America Great Again, right?

Originally posted by Surtur
Isn't there a rule where if you find money and you give it to the cops you can keep it if nobody claims it within a certain amount of time?

Yes, if you actually believe the claim.

Originally posted by riv6672
Slowly.



Dirty money is dirty because every dollar is traceable. Cleaning up money takes time, effort, a lot of people, shell businesses ect.. One guy ain't doing it in day to day spending.

All of them.

Go on one hell of a Weekend Party Bender that I would most likely NOT Survive.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Go on one hell of a Weekend Party Bender that I would most likely NOT Survive.

I getcha.

Hookers, blow, and invite the fbi to the party, you "might" get away with it.

Originally posted by cdtm
I getcha.

Hookers, blow, and invite the fbi to the party, you "might" get away with it.

Nah. More like Yes to the Hookers,and Blow, plus all the Booze and such. Then find out where certain posters live and then make a few Mad Max Fury Road Type Vehicles and then have a bit of a Fury ROAD Party in their backyards.

I'd keep wads of it in various pockets so I can reach in and throw it in people's faces in a variation of Dale Gribble's pocket sand:


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Originally posted by cdtm


Dirty money is dirty because every dollar is traceable. Cleaning up money takes time, effort, a lot of people, shell businesses ect.. One guy ain't doing it in day to day spending.
Agreed.

The authorities would have to know the serial numbers of the money for it to even start being traceable and how exactly are they going to find that out?

People watch too much TV and movies.

I dont see how you can buy a car or house with pure cash, or even donate 100 thousand without suspicion

^^^I wouldnt buy a car or a house. I already have a house and three vehicles.
I think the trick would be to not live outside your means. Thats what i meant by slowly.
Getting myself something cool here and there/every blue moon, is what i'd do with the money. No reason to go on a spending spree.