Man Sues to Lower his Age.

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Flyattractor
This Should be Possible cause....Loony Lefty Science!!!!!!!!

Man want to be 20 year younger, ccause if Gender is Fluid...Why not Age?

riv6672

Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
This Should be Possible cause....Loony Lefty Science!!!!!!!!

Man want to be 20 year younger, ccause if Gender is Fluid...Why not Age?

I approve of this. After all, why limit the delusions to gender? It's not fair to other delusional people.

quanchi112
Crybaby thread.

dadudemon
Originally posted by quanchi112
Crybaby thread.

They aren't crying, they are mocking identity politics and having a good laugh about it.


It's a good thread. Identity is a huge SJW topic, lately.

You can choose you racial identity.

Your gender identity.

Even your species identity in some cases.



So why not age identity?

There's no limit on personal identity and there should be no such thing as a slippery slope argument. If identity politics is here to stay, then you either have all of it or none of it. Either biology is the only definition for identity or the entire gamut of fantasy is acceptable. There should be no middle ground. Age identity should be tame compared to some of the crazy gender and species identity crap.

Surtur
We need to stop having birthdays for newborn babies. We need to wait and let THEM decide how old they are and when their birthday is.

RealistRacism
This is why we need some near-extreme Authoritarianism. If we give people freedom, they make choices like this.

Surtur
Personally I identify as someone born on the 4th of July in another dimension during a lunar eclipse.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Surtur
We need to stop having birthdays for newborn babies. We need to wait and let THEM decide how old they are and when their birthday is. Pouting.

cdtm

Flyattractor
I would like to change my Age to Retirement Age NOW So I know I can get my fair share of that sweet sweet Social Security Money before all those stupid millennial suck it all up.

Surtur
What about not only identifying a different age...but a different TIME?

So: A man robs a bank. Gets 10 years. He then says "I identify as someone from 2028, so my sentence is over". Boooooooom.

Don't anyone dare assume we share the same space/time continuum you f*cking bigots.

Flyattractor
Works for me.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Crybaby thread.

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Gender = Social Construct
Age = Not a social construct, it's literally the passage of time

/thread

Surtur
Who are you to identify time?

Valkorion
Originally posted by Robtard
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Gender = Social Construct
Age = Not a social construct, it's literally the passage of time

/thread

if gender is a social construct why do transgender people naturally feel for a socially constructed non-biological gender?

Lord Lucien
I support this move. I hope they don't limit to age regression. There are plenty of 12 year olds out there who identify as 27. To deny them the right to be legally old enough to drive, vote, and buy alcohol would be inhumane and unforgivable.


But then... all those people who identify as child molesters need children to molest. If a child identifies as an adult but doesn't inform his molester prior to being molested, I can see that causing alot of problems.

Surtur
Time is a construct. All clocks are built.

Valkorion
what if a moron personally identifies as a genius, should Harvard give them tenure?

Silent Master
Time is a social construct.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-time-is-a-social-construct-164139110/

Lord Lucien
I always feel phrases like that should be worded like "Time keeping is a social construct." The notion that time as a fundamental component of space, and an indication of the increase of entropy is wholly dependent on what a bunch of meat bags on a single world socially feel it to be... is just a tad colossally arrogant.

The Ellimist
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I always feel phrases like that should be worded like "Time keeping is a social construct." The notion that time as a fundamental component of space, and an indication of the increase of entropy is wholly dependent on what a bunch of meat bags on a single world socially feel it to be... is just a tad colossally arrogant.

What if entropy and spacetime are social constructs? Notice how the people who discovered them lived in societies?

Checkmate

Surtur
Ohh shit f*ck society.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by The Ellimist
What if entropy and spacetime are social constructs? Notice how the people who discovered them lived in societies?

Checkmate *smokes some 100% legal Canadian weed*


That's f*ckin next level, yo.

The Ellimist
Rudy OWNS Lucien with FACTS and LOGIC

Lord Lucien
*cough exhales*

Dude... that's tight.

Robtard
Originally posted by Silent Master
Time is a social construct.


Calendars, clocks, stages are, not time itself. Time keeps on rolling on, doesn't care what you think of it.

edit: Never mind, Lucian already shoved his fist up your booty.

Lord Lucien
Yeah I do things.

Valkorion
> gender is a social construct

> transgenderism is biological, people are naturally wired to...made up social constructs

> related primates have conveniently familiar gender roles

lmfao

Robtard
Are you JKbart or ILS returned?

Lord Lucien
Pretty sure he's been every single person in his sig.

Valkorion
is anything that i just said wrong

Lord Lucien
Yes but only because you said it.

snowdragon
Originally posted by Silent Master
Time is a social construct.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-time-is-a-social-construct-164139110/

The best part about this article was that just under it was this 3-minute video of giant hornet colonies fighting, amazing. I wonder if they were keeping track of time?!

Silent Master
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I always feel phrases like that should be worded like "Time keeping is a social construct." The notion that time as a fundamental component of space, and an indication of the increase of entropy is wholly dependent on what a bunch of meat bags on a single world socially feel it to be... is just a tad colossally arrogant.

Which works out to the same thing, as time keeping is what people use to determine how old someone/thing is. thus the whack job wanting to legally change his age is really no different than the ones wanting to change their race or gender etc.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I support this move. I hope they don't limit to age regression. There are plenty of 12 year olds out there who identify as 27. To deny them the right to be legally old enough to drive, vote, and buy alcohol would be inhumane and unforgivable.

I agree with this sentiment. Let them take the same tests and if they pass it, let them drive.

Also, create a civics test that is similar to the immigration test. If the minor passes the test, they can vote. They'd be more informed than most voters if they can pass that test.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Yes but only because you said it.

lol, you are the troll that Nemebro thinks I am.

Lord Lucien
We're two sides to the same coin. It's a debased, worthless coin, but it's still round and metal. And that's what's important.


Originally posted by Silent Master
Which works out to the same thing, as time keeping is what people use to determine how old someone/thing is. thus the whack job wanting to legally change his age is really no different than the ones wanting to change their race or gender etc. Time keeping is a relative measurement, yes. And a social fabrication. But Time--a thing that exists even if life didn't--requires no society or mind to measure it. The universe and its properties exist even if there's nobody around to make note of it. Not that we can prove it. The universe as it is only came in to existence last Tuesday, after all.




I think the whack job is taking the piss, by the by.

Robtard
We can logically prove it, if humanity were to be completely wiped out by say an airborne strain of superassaids, time would keep on rolling on without a single human to notice it, no matter how much whining SM's HIV+ ridden corpse wanted to complain to the contrary.

*For the sake of argument, the people in the ISS also die in this scenario, because the douche-bag Musk launched another car into space and it collided and destroyed the ISS.

cdtm
Originally posted by Valkorion
> gender is a social construct

> transgenderism is biological, people are naturally wired to...made up social constructs

> related primates have conveniently familiar gender roles

lmfao


Know what else is a social construct?

Fairness.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by Robtard
We can logically prove it, if humanity were to be completely wiped out by say an airborne strain of superassaids, time would keep on rolling on without a single human to notice it, no matter how much whining SM's HIV+ ridden corpse wanted to complain to the contrary.

*For the sake of argument, the people in the ISS also die in this scenario, because the douche-bag Musk launched another car into space and it collided and destroyed the ISS. The ISS is filled with deespace-diving pedos anyway, so f*ck 'em.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Yes but only because you said it. laughing out loud

Mindship
Can I sue to advance my age? I'm gonna look spectacular as a 200 year old.

gauntlet o doom
I should identify as 70 so I can retire. smile

dadudemon
Originally posted by Mindship
Can I sue to advance my age? I'm gonna look spectacular as a 200 year old.

Imagine the investment benefits. "My portfolio has been fully vested for 120 years. I started this when I was 45. I just simply wish to liquidate my investment."

Mindship
Originally posted by dadudemon
Imagine the investment benefits. "My portfolio has been fully vested for 120 years. I started this when I was 45. I just simply wish to liquidate my investment." Oh Lordy, I hadn't even considered that.

PS - great cheesecake sig.

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