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How do you die?

Fu ck off

Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.

George hes okay, wouldn't hurt a fly. George is my favorite plush

The real question is would George fit in your butt?

No he wouldn't. He's not like that. George has been quite this whole time

Yep laying in the weeds biding his time, waiting to strike when you least expect it, you'll eventually let your guard down and then BAM!! you got a butt fulla George.
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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it. How about horse dildos or donkey dildos - wait, I know, unicorn dildos!

As the old saying goes, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

When I was 16 I got a fairly large candle in there with just a little bit of olive oil.

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A camera containing iridium-192.

Iridium-192 is a Gamma emitter, don't make this fella angry.

That's almost as bad as wearing an unlicensed nuclear reactor on your back to bust ghosts.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.

^Sounds like someone who just quits when the going gets tough

OK tough guy, you stuff a 9 inch dildo up yer bum and see if you want more.

Or just invite a black guy over and get a 15 inch. Now he will **** you to death but I am sure you'll enjoy it.

15 inchers are a myth, biggest dick in the world is only 13 1/2"

That would be interesting.

Originally posted by rudester
Or just invite a black guy over and get a 15 inch. Now he will **** you to death but I am sure you'll enjoy it.

I dont understand...sounds like you stereotyping black men

On average African American Men do have larger than average dicks.

Also African American Trans Women have larger than average dicks compared to their Caucasian counterparts.

I've done some research on the subject, 3 subjects in fact, and they were impressively endowed.

https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2018/5/2/fact-check-are-there-really-racial-differences-in-penis-size/

Yeah Science!

Speaking of things that can do damage upon someone, Will Smith slapping the taste out of Chris Rock on the Oscar Show.

Hmmmmmm, now I remember Ricky Gervais taking a flamethrower out on every single person in the theater and not one person went up on stage and clanked him in the melon, not one.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Speaking of things that can do damage upon someone, Will Smith slapping the taste out of Chris Rock on the Oscar Show.

Hmmmmmm, now I remember Ricky Gervais taking a flamethrower out on every single person in the theater and not one person went up on stage and clanked him in the melon, not one.

People are making too big of a deal of the slap. It was just one slap not a punch. I guess what mad it kinda bad tho was cuz it happened live on the Oscar stage.

Its messed up to me how Will Smiths first Oscar will forever be connected to this Kanye moment smh.

While it was a stupid move I don't think Will should have resigned from the Academy, people these days have hummingbird brains something else will happen that will cause outrage and they'll bandwagon on it and he'll be forgotten.

- He should have actually knocked out Rock, a sissy slap makes him look weak, a haymaker would make you think twice before fvcking with him. He would have gone to jail but the street cred would be priceless.

- Comedians need bodyguards nowadays, lets see Chris get hit if Dwayne Johnson was behind him LMAO!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
On average African American Men do have larger than average dicks.

Also African American Trans Women have larger than average dicks compared to their Caucasian counterparts.

I've done some research on the subject, 3 subjects in fact, and they were impressively endowed. Could it be that you can't afford the hung white fellas?

Nothing wrong with being frugal.

This may sound racist but I assure you it's not, black women already kind of look like black men on average, so a black t-girl would pass more easily.

They have a more round booty so you honestly may not be able to tell which is what because of modern science.

White people have flat northern European asses, you can tell.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Nothing wrong with being frugal.

This may sound racist but I assure you it's not, black women already kind of look like black men on average, so a black t-girl would pass more easily.

They have a more round booty so you honestly may not be able to tell which is what because of modern science.

White people have flat northern European asses, you can tell. That's not true.

Sure, some do, but it's not always the case. It really comes down to glute muscles. If you build your glutes, you'll have a big round ass. Walking on your tip toes helps. Hiking, high heels, squats and climbing etc.

I'm sure genetics are involved, I got a dump truck naturally didn't have to work on anything for it.