The closet black object on your right will kill you one day. Started by: marcssands14
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marcssands14 Senior Member Gender: Male
The closet black object on your right will kill you one day.
How do you die?
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Blakemore Restricted Gender: Male
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Fu ck off
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Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.
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rudester Tommy Gender: Male
George hes okay, wouldn't hurt a fly. George is my favorite plush
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03:14 AM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
The real question is would George fit in your butt?
05:46 AM
rudester Tommy Gender: Male
No he wouldn't. He's not like that. George has been quite this whole time
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06:43 AM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Yep laying in the weeds biding his time, waiting to strike when you least expect it, you'll eventually let your guard down and then BAM!! you got a butt fulla George.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nuke Nixon Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.
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12:22 PM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
As the old saying goes, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
03:51 PM
Impediment Endless Gender: Male
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A camera containing iridium-192.
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04:07 PM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Iridium-192 is a Gamma emitter, don't make this fella angry.
04:12 PM
Impediment Endless Gender: Male
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Google “Sentinel 880 Delta camera”.
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04:15 PM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
That's almost as bad as wearing an unlicensed nuclear reactor on your back to bust ghosts.
06:11 PM
marcssands14 Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment Google “Sentinel 880 Delta camera”.
10:40 PM
Robtard Senor Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nuke Nixon Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.
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11:36 PM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
OK tough guy, you stuff a 9 inch dildo up yer bum and see if you want more.
12:08 AM
rudester Tommy Gender: Male
Or just invite a black guy over and get a 15 inch. Now he will **** you to death but I am sure you'll enjoy it. __________________
04:21 AM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
15 inchers are a myth, biggest dick in the world is only 13 1/2"
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marcssands14 Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by rudester
Or just invite a black guy over and get a 15 inch. Now he will **** you to death but I am sure you'll enjoy it.
01:15 AM
Nuke Nixon Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
On average African American Men do have larger than average dicks.
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