Suella Braverman
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Old Man Whirly!
Perhaps the most stupid Tory yet.
Thoughts?
Jaden_3.0
Too much competition for that. Therese Coffey in particular. Completely out of her depth in every single role she's been in. Totally clueless. Never once has she ever been close to understanding her brief when she's getting interviewed or questioned in a select committee. The Tory Diane Abbot
FalconPaunch!
Anne Widdecombe, Michael Howard, Ian Duncan Smith (aka In Deep Shit), come to mind.
Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Perhaps the most stupid Tory yet.
Thoughts?
What she do?
Jaden_3.0
Originally posted by Robtard
What she do?
Got caught speeding and tried to use her influence to get the civil service to quash it. Then got caught doing that too.
Robtard
Doh!

FalconPaunch!
Yeah, now she's trying to say accepting the fine is justifiable to keep her job after trying to fight against it. You knew you did wrong and hiding it was worse imo.
"I didn't speed, it was the dupey's fault."
See Dilbert for context.
Adam_PoE
What is it with small people seeking out public service positions, not to actually benefit their communities, but to secure even the tiniest bit of authority in order to make themselves feel powerful? There needs to be a personality test to weed these people out.
Jaden_3.0
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
What is it with small people seeking out public service positions, not to actually benefit their communities, but to secure even the tiniest bit of authority in order to make themselves feel powerful? There needs to be a personality test to weed these people out.
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Robtard
Billy Connolly was funny way back in the day (I assume he still is), a good Irishman.

FalconPaunch!
Originally posted by Robtard
Billy Connolly was funny way back in the day (I assume he still is), a good Irishman.

Obvious trolling is obvious.
Robtard
The smiley indicted I was just busting Jaden's balaicheans.
Jaden_3.0
He's one of you lot now. Worse, still, he's a Floridian
FalconPaunch!
I would ask you lot "how y'all smell," but you'd probably say "I make smells from my ass."
Robtard
Martin Luther King?
FalconPaunch!
No, it's from sesame street or muppets, I think.
Old Man Whirly!
Also she wants to send refugees to Rwanda and enable anyone who speaks out against anything she doesn't like them to, to be locked up...Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Too much competition for that. Therese Coffey in particular. Completely out of her depth in every single role she's been in. Totally clueless. Never once has she ever been close to understanding her brief when she's getting interviewed or questioned in a select committee. The Tory Diane Abbot True...Originally posted by Adam_PoE
What is it with small people seeking out public service positions, not to actually benefit their communities, but to secure even the tiniest bit of authority in order to make themselves feel powerful? There needs to be a personality test to weed these people out. also true.Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Obvious trolling is obvious. also also true.

FalconPaunch!
lol but I got the feeling that you compared Braverman to Monroe....
Robtard
Is Monroe a shitbird too?
FalconPaunch!
Established Liberia. Quite the accomplishment. Given that the country looks like shit.
Robtard
Pft. You just made up that country, Falcon
FalconPaunch!
liberia is a legit country.
Old Man Whirly!
She gets worse....
Homelessness = a lifestyle choice
The Police treat the far right badly
The march to stop the war in Palestine is a "hate" march.
FalconPaunch!
Wow, even I don't understand myself sometimes.
Anyway, she's clearly out of her depth and making faux pas after faux pas. If Sunak had any balls, he'd sack her by now.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Wow, even I don't understand myself sometimes.
Anyway, she's clearly out of her depth and making faux pas after faux pas. If Sunak had any balls, he'd sack her by now.

she is crazeeeeee
Old Man Whirly!
Sacked but like Obi, more powerful than you can imagine.
FalconPaunch!
I'm pretty confident Starmer will win the next election, which might be sooner than usual, sometime between January and May. The problem I have with Starmer, although there are probably many others, is that he's only going to win because this current government is so embarrassingly pathetic.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I'm pretty confident Starmer will win the next election, which might be sooner than usual, sometime between January and May. The problem I have with Starmer, although there are probably many others, is that he's only going to win because this current government is so embarrassingly pathetic. and so have its iterations been for 13 years. Bringing back Big Dave, the engineer of austerity and decline, shows they have come full circle, and really are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Darth Thor
They are guaranteed to lose. They are just trying to avoid a complete wipe out.
FalconPaunch!
The best person they have is Cameron. Won by a coalition and a promise to give people a referendum with one of the options being, "**** you!"
Darth Thor
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
The problem I have with Starmer, although there are probably many others, is that he's only going to win because this current government is so embarrassingly pathetic.
Honeslty PMQ's gives me a headache. They spend the whole time arguing over who hates Jeremy Corbyn more.
I can't even tell the difference in the way Starmer would run the country compared to Sunak.
FalconPaunch!
He's a Blairite.
Old Man Whirly!
Braverman is sacked and her racist ideas lie in pieces.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Honeslty PMQ's gives me a headache. They spend the whole time arguing over who hates Jeremy Corbyn more.
I can't even tell the difference in the way Starmer would run the country compared to Sunak. a bad Labour Government is always better than a good Tory one
Darth Thor
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
a bad Labour Government is always better than a good Tory one
Yeah I'm done with choosing the "lesser" evil. They're all pricks. I'm voting Green.
Would vote SNP if I could, but not in Scotland so I can't.
FalconPaunch!
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yeah I'm done with choosing the "lesser" evil. They're all pricks. I'm voting Green.
Would vote SNP if I could, but not in Scotland so I can't. No, you live in ASS GUARD!
Joking aside, I don't think I'll vote next election. I know Starmer will win and things may get slightly better with standard of living on average and the economy and a lot of shit throwing within the Tory party and maybe Farage might run for leader of the opposition as a Tory.
FalconPaunch!
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
a bad Labour Government is always better than a good Tory one Even when they had Corbyn and McDonnel?
Old Man Whirly!
Corbyn never ran a Goverment, but yes, he would have done better for the people than this lot.
FalconPaunch!
I disagree, Old Man Lefty Whirlpool.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I disagree, Old Man Lefty Whirlpool.

and at the moment the courts are protecting your free speech, thank god. From a Tory Government trying to erode it.
FalconPaunch!
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
and at the moment the courts are protecting your free speech, thank god. From a Tory Government trying to erode it. Idk, the worst crime against free speech that comes to mind is when the SNP majority Scottish Parliament fined Count Dankula for making a stupid nazi joke (like nobody has ever done anything like that before). But yeah, I guess the police does do stupid shit to Tommy Robinson for speaking out against obvious crimes committed by muslims because of so many stupid people from the far right and the far left.
Darth Thor
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
No, you live in ASS GUARD!
Joking aside, I don't think I'll vote next election. I know Starmer will win and things may get slightly better with standard of living on average and the economy and a lot of shit throwing within the Tory party and maybe Farage might run for leader of the opposition as a Tory.
Not sure what a Starmer run government is going to do differently. He's not very clear on that, and even if he was he's proven he's a lying c**t.
Regardless the economy will improve no matter whose in power. Inflation is already going down, energy bills are down and the BoE have stopped increasing interest rates. The Economy goes up and down in cycles.
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Even when they had Corbyn and McDonnel?
We should give socialists a chance. Better than these c**** who keep supporting more wars instead of spending the money on us.
But the powers that be keep proving they will sabotage that kind of leadership/government ever getting into power, both here and in the States.
FalconPaunch!
I thought Cameron went after Geddaffi because he broke the rules of the Geneva convention.
Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
and at the moment the courts are protecting your free speech, thank god. From a Tory Government trying to erode it.
What they trying to pass now?
Robtard
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yeah I'm done with choosing the "lesser" evil. They're all pricks. I'm voting Green.
Would vote SNP if I could, but not in Scotland so I can't.
If your Green party is like our Green party, it unfortunately always has 0.00% chance of winning, and all it does it help Republicans (here) get elected and we end up with people like Trump and probably your Boris.
So I'd consider voting for your Labour, even if you don't love it.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
What they trying to pass now? it's not what they are trying g to pass, although anything they deam as un british is a target. It's what they try and prosecute. I'm off out, so I'll write so.ething Monday with a couple of examples. Have great weekend guys.
Darth Thor
Originally posted by Robtard
If your Green party is like our Green party, it unfortunately always has 0.00% chance of winning, and all it does it help Republicans (here) get elected and we end up with people like Trump and probably your Boris.
So I'd consider voting for your Labour, even if you don't love it.
Tories have no chance of getting in, so the situation is not that desperate. Strategy is if enough votes like mine go elsewhere, then either Labour will go more anti-war (to get them back), or a third party like Lib Dems can change their policy to gain our votes. (Lib Dem used to be pretty cool and a decently sized third party back in the day, before they sold out).
Either way change won't happen if we keep doing the same thing with our vote. There's a little more hope here for change than in the US, where the entire system is built against a third party growing (from what I understand).
Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it's not what they are trying g to pass, although anything they deam as un british is a target. It's what they try and prosecute. I'm off out, so I'll write so.ething Monday with a couple of examples. Have great weekend guys.
Take care, buddy.
Robtard
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Tories have no chance of getting in, so the situation is not that desperate. Strategy is if enough votes like mine go elsewhere, then either Labour will go more anti-war (to get them back), or a third party like Lib Dems can change their policy to gain our votes. (Lib Dem used to be pretty cool and a decently sized third party back in the day, before they sold out).
Either way change won't happen if we keep doing the same thing with our vote. There's a little more hope here for change than in the US, where the entire system is built against a third party growing (from what I understand).
Fair enough if you're in a position to waste your vote in a protest manner. I've done that before being in California and it being a heavy Blue state.
A 3rd party that could win would be ideal here, if only to make the other two more willing to abide by what they say they'll do. But it happening is a pipedream.
FalconPaunch!
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Tories have no chance of getting in, so the situation is not that desperate. Strategy is if enough votes like mine go elsewhere, then either Labour will go more anti-war (to get them back), or a third party like Lib Dems can change their policy to gain our votes. (Lib Dem used to be pretty cool and a decently sized third party back in the day, before they sold out).
Either way change won't happen if we keep doing the same thing with our vote. There's a little more hope here for change than in the US, where the entire system is built against a third party growing (from what I understand). Libdems may have sold out, but it was to continue a government and arguably, the coalition government was a lot better than any of the Tory governments since...
I think they're moving back further left, like they were before Clegg.
Darth Thor
Originally posted by Robtard
Fair enough if you're in a position to waste your vote in a protest manner. I've done that before being in California and it being a heavy Blue state.
A 3rd party that could win would be ideal here, if only to make the other two more willing to abide by what they say they'll do. But it happening is a pipedream.
I wouldnt worry about it being a pipe dream. Big changes dont happen overnight, but we gotta do our bit IMO.
Voting for lesser evil only makes sense to me when an Alt right racist might get in. As in something Substantially worse and more dangerous, who have a good chance of actually winning.
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Libdems may have sold out, but it was to continue a government and arguably, the coalition government was a lot better than any of the Tory governments since...
I think they're moving back further left, like they were before Clegg.
Well they havent called for a ceasefire, so not sure how left they can be.
They also wont get far until they remove everyone of them who voted to increase tuition fees with Tories.
Otherwise I agree the coalition was probably better than the pure Tory governments we got after.
FalconPaunch!
The argument was stability. Like it or not, there are right wingers in this country and a compromise is better than nothing, as we've seen with these embarrassing Conservative led governments since.
Darth Thor
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
The argument was stability. Like it or not, there are right wingers in this country and a compromise is better than nothing, as we've seen with these embarrassing Conservative led governments since.
Well speaking of right wingers, they got Brexit done by voting UKIP instead of Tories back in the day, then Tories offered them a referendum to get their votes back.
Point being voting elsewhere isn't a waste. It shows the other parties there's a whole load of votes here that are up for grabs IF they actually offer some sort of compromise.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
What they trying to pass now? This Rob.
https://www.thenational.scot/news/23253948.new-tory-protest-legislation-slammed-attack-democracy/
FalconPaunch!
Suella devill suella devill
If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will
To see her to take a sudden chill
Look out for suella devill
Old Man Whirly!
And the hairs on her Dicky-di-do hung down to her knees.
FalconPaunch!
Smell her devill
Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
This Rob.
https://www.thenational.scot/news/23253948.new-tory-protest-legislation-slammed-attack-democracy/
"Public Order Bill", right. Tory bastards are trying to repress you lot even more.
Darth Thor
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
This Rob.
https://www.thenational.scot/news/23253948.new-tory-protest-legislation-slammed-attack-democracy/
That I admit would be a good reason to vote Labour over Tories IF Tories had any real chance of getting in again.
Darth Thor
^ I meant vote Labour over third parties. Obviously no one here is considering voting Tories.
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