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KMC FORUMS: THE MOVIE

INT. NEWS ROOM - DAY

It is a hot day in the newsroom for Tired Hiker. He is pretending to be checking today's news rundown, but instead, he is really checking out the latest threads on KMC Forums. Suddenly his boss sneaks up behind him and says

BOSS
What the hell are you doing? You're
not working!

TIRED HIKER
Shit, you caught me. What will be my
punishment, Sir?

Okay, now you continue it . . .

Boss: You know our policy about language.Keep the profanity down ok?
Most people here are not working when they're supossed to be either, so i'll cut ya some slack.

Tired Hiker: Wow really? Thanks...you really had me scared.

Boss: No problem, not for our best reporter that is.

Tired hiker: Stop...your making me blush!

Boss: I like it when you blush.

Tired hiker:Thank you sir.......I think.

Boss: Oh yea, and what I came to tell you is that you have some mail in your mail slot.

Tired Hiker: Thanks again. I'll go check it.

*Tired Hiker leaves his cubical when two very large men come to see the boss*

Boss:Terminate his computer.He knows too much. It seems as if someone named "Stovenutts" has been telling him about our secret. I have no idea how he knows but its a problem. When Mr.Hiker comes back show him to "The office"

Suddenly the Boss winks at Tired Hiker and leads him into his privat office.

TIRED HIKER
So, why are we in here?

BOSS
Because I wanted to tell you something that I've
been wanting to tell you for a long time.

TIRED HIKER
(gulp) What would that be, Sir?

*The boss's men come in and stand on both sides of tired hiker*
Boss:You're an obstical in our path to our main goal.
*Boss winks again and his men grab Tired Hiker and begin to punch him*

*Suddenly, a man comes in.*
Mantop that.What do you think you're doing?

Boss: just protecting The Family.

Man: Well then enough with the beating just get rid of the guy.

*knock at the door*
boss: come in!

*a young lady steps in*

boss: what the hell do you want?

bellabutterfly: Dad can I have my car keys back!

*boss throws keys at bella*

boss:now get the hell outta here, I am in an important meeting with Mr.Hiker.

*young lady leaves*

Man: is that your daughter?

Boss:Yes(smiles) Looks just like her mother.Perfect.

Man: Enough with the Memories, take the guy out.

Boss: ok.

tired hiker: Please, can someone tell me what is goin on here!

*boss puts a hand on tired hiker's cheek and grins*

boss: it's too bad that pretty little face of yours is going to be all scratched up.

Boss:What in the hell?!

*Boss is about to tie a rope around Hiker's neck, but Stovenutts comes in guns blazing.*

Stovenutts: come on you've been noticed by The Father.

*Both run out of the building and jump into a car that is waiting for them*


Stovenutts: Take us to the house.

BellaButterfly:OK.

*bella looks at stove*
bella: what the hell is going on here, and where did you get those damn guns!

Tired Hiker: what is this all about?

Stovenutts: This entire city is being run by The Family.

Tired hiker:The Family?

Stovenutts:Yes, they ahve been running it scince its foundation. They are always watching.You can never escape thier eyes. You are working wher you are working because they chose it for you. But, they did not intend that we were going to meet.

Stovenutts: Dont act stupid bella, you know why we are here.(looks at Hiker)We are here to fight back and liberate this city.

bella: Ok I cannot believe what I am doing, I am rebelling against my dad, by the way hiker he is part of the "family" which I totally hate, though I am not sure what is really going on? all i know is I am going to take you both to the house!

tired hiker: Now I am really confused!

stovenutts: look at me Mr.hiker

Suddenly Tired Hiker passes out from all the excitement and
Stovenutts looks at Bellabutterfly.

STOVENUTTS
Hey, since he's out cold, why don't you and I get
to know eachother a little bit?

BELLABUTTERFLY
Okay.

Bellabutterfly reaches into her purse and pulls out a . . .

...compact mirror and lipstick
Bella: maybe next time oh by the way i'll stop acting "stupid" right now!

Stovenutts: thank you!

Bella: Adventure, here we come

*Back at the house Bella introduces Hiker to all the the other members of the risistance.*

Just as they were about to to leave the City, they spot a road block. An extra heavy road block. There are at least a dozen Swatt members. They seems serious.

Stovenuts: Park by that dumpster, I have an idea.

Bella:hiker, now this is diogo, he is my age,17. he wants to show you something.

bellak! diogo stay here with hiker! i'll be back!

bellaiogo hiker hurry get in the car stove has an idea!

Stovenutts: Enough introducing weve got trouble.Diogo give Hiker a weapon.

THIS IS NOT PART OF STOEY LINE

sorry about this folks, I must of been typing while Stove posted his next part, I only say it ounce I posted my answer, thus refreshing the page.

*Diogo gives hiker a crystal*
diogo:zis has great power!

Hiker: (to Diogo) what were you going to show me again?

Diogo:show youz how to use zis chrystal.

bella: diogo, please be careful

*looks at hiker*

bella: you were made for this hiker

Stovenutts:We were all made for this.

diogo:lehtz git on whiz ziz!

bella: im going to park right here

stovenuttz: diogo show hiker what this baby can really do

Swat team:there they are, The Four.Get them!

*Swat team starts to fire*

bella: DAmn it \, you guys we gotta get out of here now!

stovenutts: I'll take care of this!

diogo: stove you know zat we haf to be at za mountain peak in 2 zays ohr we are zon for.

Stovenutts: fall back.

*Stovenutts throws a stun grenade into the group of swat members blinding them momentarily.*

Stovenutts: Head for the mountain to meet the other groups! hurry! ill stay here and see what i can do.

bella: you did it! lets get going we have to get their on time!

diogo: pleez be careful stove!

*diogo kisses stove on the cheek*

stove: what was that for?

diogo: hey , je suis francais, remembehr

Stovenutts: (smiles)Ah oui

*Stovenutts takes one of the swat team members hostage*

Stovenutts: listen to me, i know about The Family, and they know i know.
Tell them im coming back, and im bringin thier worst nightmares with me. ill get revenge for what theyve done.

swat team hostage (sth):go to hell!

Stovenutts:watch it, your just a trigger squeez away from it urself.

swat member : hey stove, do you recognize him
*swat team member is holdin diogo and other swat team members are holding bella and hiker*

bella: we couldn't get away stove!

* stovenutts looks to the ground. he has nowhere to run or hide.but just as he is losing hope he hears the sound of...

a motorcycle!

followed by four other motorcycles. each motorcycle has a driver and a gunner turned backwards.the gunners tear apart the swat team with thier full auto guns

Motorcycle driver: get on!

*eack of them get on a seperate bike and fly by the road blocks, shooting back at the swat team.*

Stovenutts:go to the mountain!

*no one seems to know who the mysterious drivers are except stove.*

stovenutts: who are you?

stovenuttts gets on motorcycle

motor guy: i'll tell ya later! by the way we already have your friends

stovenutts:we have to get to the mountain now

Motor guy:we'er almost to the foot of the mountain, dont worry

stovenutts: good

everybody finally gets to the mountain

everybody gets off the motorcycles.
bella: what the hell! who are you guys!? or girls.
diogo: oui , what iz goin on!

Motor guy: we are her to mete with the other members of the resistance.
Stovenutts good to see you again. so this is your team?
Stovenutts:yes, they're good.
Motor guy: I've heard. What is it they call you....oh yes The Four.
And your "the leader" i presume.You always wanted to lead when you were in my group.

Stove:those days are far behind us, Fox.

bella: hey I remember you, your benidict, aren't you?

motor guy: yes bella, my how you have grown!

Bella : but now they call you Fox!

fox: we must get the chosen one. where is he?

hiker: I think that would be me, you guys what is going on here?

Fox: The Family chose you to be the one to destroy the resistance...but we got to you first.

Stovenutts:I believe WE got to him first.

Fox: We have to keep him under close survalence.

Bella: hiker you'll be okay, the thing is it is up to you to decide if you really want to be on our side. the crystal only works with a pure hear you know.

Foz: she's right Hiker

Hiker: As stovenutts said you guys got to me and I am her to stay

diogo:Zis is ze day we vill fight back finally human kind vill be free from ze family!

MAN1
I believe the resistence has found him.

MAN2
Hiker?

MAN1
yes.

MAN3
we must eliminate him. THe Family is at risk

mAN 1: hIKER IS A GOOD KID, WE WONT BE ABLE TO CAPTURE HIM, BUT ME MAY BE ABLE TO GET HIM, BY HARMING THE FRENCH KID, YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO USE THE CRYSTAL

Man 2: hide The Father...hes in danger.

BACK AT THE MOUNTAIN.........
FOX: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS HIKER GUY
STOVE: SURE i AM
*FOX LOOKS TOWARD BELLA DIOGO AND HIKER WHO ARE CHATTING AWAY*
FOX:i DONT WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT, ESPECIALLY NOT
MY DAUGHTER BELLA.
*STOVE GLARES AT FOX*
STOVE: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER HAVE YOU?
FOX : THERE IS NO NEED, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOVE AT A TIME LIKE THIS

PHOENIX
Current update from the spy team. Unusual crystal activity has been detected up on the mountain (?)

MAN 3
now's our chance to get him

MAN 1
he's more useful to us alive.

<<<woops a little late ^_^>>>

Man 1: we got them!

back at the mountain...........

hiker : so diogo show me how to use this baby(holds up crystal)

PHOENIX
Alright Blue Team, I want us to split into three groups of two. We'll climb the mountain undetected and apprehend them. This'll be just like a simple covert op drill. Move out!

<<<yay for flashing scene changes! ^_^ >>>

diogo: it iz very seemple,you hold it up and you cry: anigmus flamous
and it will destroy anytin in a 5 mile radius!
hiker: but it won't hurt me right
bella: no it wont (smiles and takes hiker's hand)

bella : do you guys hear that?

Fox: They're here
stove :nooooo .. how did they find us!

PHOENIX (talking into her headset)
suspects in range. approach with caution. the one in the middle is considered armed and dangerous.

Phoenix: ok run full speed to them hes not that dangerous

man 1: He has been spotted! over. <<thought>>we meet again Fox)

stovenutts summons the evil socialist robot republicans to destroy all other cast members.

BLUE TEAM
charge!! (rush toward the people at the moutain) don't stop for anything boys!!

the team runs toward the resistence. Everybody is scattered and ready to fight

PHOENIX
ouch.

Bella: grabs pheonix: got you you scoundrel (bella turns her around):mom!

Pheonix: i suck at life. im sorry team we cant do it lets pull back.

stovenutts is fighting with a man double his size! punching him then leaves him dead ! all of a sudden

diogo:help me stove!

PHOENIX
no! no!! don't look at me!!

Pheonix:no what do you think this is a soap opera? im not yo momma im way too young for that.

the other team is ready to surrender they drop diogo and let him go!

bella: i knew a bi*ch like you would never accept that you are my mother!and bella socks her

Fox:stove I am hurt!

Stove: im dead ahhhhh

bella: Me too!!!!
diogo: zo am I!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!!
TALANTED WRITERS FOR THIS PRODUCTION:
STOVENUTTS
pINKY CHEEKS
TIRED HIKER
BELLA BUTTERFLY

sorry i got tired of writing

it wasnt THAT scary. lol

it wasnt supposed to be scary!

BackFire, not wanting to read through the whole thread of nearly 100 posts, pulls out a gun from his drawer and shoots himself in the head, as the camera spirals out of control in an attempt to show teh insanity in the world. Tex Cheers.

yay

confused as to why my name i being mentioned...

hmmm...interesting...French man called Diogo, Z everywhere...

It's not you Phoe, It's a namesake (or your Dark Side, who knows...)

Wow, I didn't check this screenplay out since the day I started it. I'm flattered that I was the 'chosen one'. That was fun. Let's do part two some day.